The Hellboy of Gravity Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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In the town of Gravity Falls...All is peaceful...all is quiet...Especially the strange Shack on the outskirts of town...At least until an army of weirdos in red robes rush inside it...All is still quiet until-

GAH!

CRACK!

WHAT IS THAT!?

BOOM!

HE'S LOOSE!

SHATTER!

NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!

SMACK!

GRACE WITHIN ME! IT'S KILLING SYDNEY!

FWOOM!

LOOK OUT!

WHACK!

THIS ENDS HERE!

ZAP!

BOOM!

And as quickly as the silence in the town was disrupted...it returned...for now...

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Mabel and Dipper Pines shook their Grunkle Fords hand. They tried not to comment on his 'sixth finger'. They entered his Shack...And were amazed! Everywhere they looked there was strange contraptions and oddities! Strange creature's in cages, unnatural artifacts held in containment fields...Mabel looked at all this in terror...Dipper was barely keeping himself from squealing in delight.

He turns to Ford amazed. "So it is true! You are a world famous paranormal investigator!" Ford smirks. "I dabble. you interested in the paranormal?" Dipper smiles. "Interested? I practically live it!"

Mabel groans as he watches the two of them get excited. Great, there's two of them now. She thinks to herself.

"Hey pops! They here yet!?" Shouts a voice from the stairs. Ford slaps his forehead. "Shoot! I almost forgot!" Ford turns to the kids. "Okay, since you'll be living here; I'll need to make you aware of a couple things...First off; let me introduce you to my assistant/adopted son...HELLBOY!"

The twins eyes widen at the sight of the giant beast that walked down the stairs. "Hey kids; what's shaking?" Asks the monster casually. "Oh, also he's a demon from another plain of existence." Said For nonchalantly. Mabel immediately fainted and Dipper gave his struggle and squealed in delight.

Yikes, I hate to see how they'll react to Abe. Thought Ford to himself...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Inspired by TweenisodeOrange

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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