Gravity toons ch. 3
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"How do you treat a gal? Well, hovering nearby and laughing at everything she says obviously!" Explains Pepe le pew to Dipper.
"What!? Are you seriously- NO! NO! JUST NO!" Shouts a 9 year-old Wendy as she runs up to them. Pepe; frightened immediately ran.
"Yeah, you better run, sleaze!" Shouts Wendy. She shakes her head, and turns to Dipper. "Okay, Dipper buddy? Do yourself a huge favor and forget all the crap he's been teaching you about women! You follow that; I guarantee your going to get beaten up! Or worse!"
Dipper looks at her confused. "Even hitting on girls on the rebound who just broke up with a jerk?"
"Especially then! That's the worst time to do that!" Exclaimed Wendy. Dipper nodded and began to take notes: Don't ask out Wendy on the Rebound...
Wendy catches a peek at that and barely manages to keep herself from giggling. It had been an interesting year hanging out in the woods with Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica and a bunch of retired cartoon animals...minus an existential crisis or two...
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"What do you mean I'm a cartoon character who's only purpose in life is to be a side character to the twins!?" Shouts a horrified Wendy. Bugs slaps his face. "Oh, right...they don't tell you these things when your created anymore...My bad"...
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Thankfully, Granny was well experienced in Cartoon-Existentialism therapy and was able to help her through it...And if it was Dipper...well, she could think of worse main protagonists to have at her side...
"Hey Dipper! What do you think of my new dress?" Asked Pacifica as she entered the clearing with yet another dress that she and Mabel had made.
Dipper frowned. "Don't you get hot and uncomfortable wearing all those weird things on your body all the time?" He asked concerned.
Pacifica groaned in frustration. "For the hundredth time, Their called 'clothes'...and your one to talk!" She shouts as she points at the shorts Wendy gave him when they first meet and refused to take off since.
Dipper smiled. "They were a gift from Wendy, their worth the discomfort!" He exclaims happily.
Pacifica shots Wendy a nasty look. Right, I think this has gone on long enough. Thinks an annoyed Wendy. She takes Pacifica aside and assures her that she isn't into Dipper that way...she also learns that Pacifica is annoyed with her giving him shorts...because now, Dipper doesn't walk around naked like he used to!"
Wendy couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of that. (snort) Hey if you don't like it, you can always bribe Mabel with squirrels to steal his shorts!" She joked.
Only to then see that Pacifica was actually considering that! "Wha- No! Pacifica I was kidding- But she was already gone...
Wendy face-palmed and sighed. Maybe it won't be so bad?...
...3 years later...
"MABEL! Stop stealing Wendy's shorts!" Shouts a now naked Dipper as an equally naked Mabel who held his shorts in her teeth ran like a cat.
Wendy flustered as Dipper ran past. Huh...he's grown another centimeter...'there'... Growing up in the woods naked had really agreed with Dipper! Getting a nice even-tan everywhere...getting good muscles in all the right places...and of course...'there'...all good...all good...
Okay, inappropriate thoughts about my YOUNG best friend need to stop...Like now! Wendy says to herself in an irritated, chastising way.
Still she can't help but giggle as Dipper once more chased Mabel to get the shorts that Wendy gave him back.
He'd long outgrown and ripped them; they were more a loincloth than shorts at this point...but Dipper didn't care about modesty! He genuinely treasured it because Wendy gave it to him!
Wendy couldn't help but feel flattered about that...she glared as Pacifica once more took advantage of the situation to hug Dipper and 'cop a feel'...Oh and also shot yet another nasty look at Wendy of course...
Could that girl be more possessive? Wendy thinks irritably. It was then Bugs made the announcement.
"Alright guys...it's time!"
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KNOCK!
KNOCK!
KNOCK!
"Alright! Alright! I'm coming!" Shouts an irritable Stan Pines as he heads to the door and opens it...
Revealing a bunch of circus freaks and two almost naked children. The big rooster smiled. "Good sir, we-
SLAM!
Bugs sighed. "Well that could've gone better...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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