Stupid man.

I marched next doors and kicked away the small gate in fury, the hinges let out a defying creak from the blow as I continued on. Knowing my way around (since, unfortunately this wasn't the first I've been here) I maneuvered across the many flower patches and to the patio.

I sighed loudly when no one answered the doorbell, and instead turned up the volume of the annoyingly loud music playing.

Fuck this.

I started banging the door hard, not one bit satisfied when it shook in and out against the stubborn hinges. The door randomly opened while I was in mid-bang and ultimately fell upon-

"What?" The stupid man. I pushed off him with a grimace, before standing straight and staring up at him (and darn his stupid height).

"I would appreciate it if you'd turn the music down."

"Why?"

"Well that's none of your business." I said haughtily, folding my arms and narrowed my eyes. He raised a brow at my rebellious nature, and stepped out to the patio as I instinctively took a step back.

"I'd like to know."

"You see over there," his dark eyes followed my pointing finger to my house next door. "Yeah, I'm raising goats over there to hide marijuana in their bellies since I'm a drug lord, and they very much require quiet environments."

Did I just see a smile? On stupid man's face?!

"Creative." He stretched the syllables with a dry tone. "What breed?"

"German chihuahua now turn it down."

I felt him grab my wrist and pull me back and suddenly, something warm was on my lips.

Oh fuck no.

Stupid man did not just kiss me.

His eyes were shut lightly, his arm went around my waist, and I just stood there as he did whatever with my-

Oh good lord he did not just slip his tongue in!

I pushed him off (though a little later, I sourly admit) and our lips parted with a smacking sound. My face pulled to a sneer as I wiped off my mouth with my sleeve.

"What the-oomf!" He captured my lips againbut with more force, coaxing me not to break it again. And I did just that.

"Stop harassing me you fucking dweeb! "

"Your hot when you swear." I went red, I'm sure of it.

"You stole my first kiss."

"It was youwho kissed meidiot. And oh god, WHY?!" I know I sounded whiny then, but we're talking about stupid man here.

"That surprisingly turned me on."

"I knew you were some sorta slut. Should've thought it-" And he kissed me. AGAIN!

This time I wasn't so shocked, you know like I've seen this twice before, and now I'm immunekind of feeling. He cupped my cheeks and groaned against my lips, then I felt sorry for the dude. I know, bat shit crazy when you feel sympathetic towards a guy (stupid) who mouth raped you three times. But I, unfortunately (is it me, or am I always in an unfortunate situation?) Knew him.

"God you taste amazing." He said before kissing me some more, and you know what? I'm feeling myself slowly losing brain cells.

"Get mmmm off mmmm." You see how hard it is when your lips are busy? I pushed him off and held him at arm's length. "Earth to Sasuke, please tell me your in your right mind now?"

Said Uchiha nodded with a smirk.

"Good. NOW FUCKING TURN THE MUSIC AND YOURSELF THE FUCK DOWN!"

I walked out of his lawn after that, leaving him staring at the space I occupied before.

"Kushina!"

"The fuck!" I yelled back.

"Are your parents home!" I paused in front of my lawn.

"No!" I yell-answered.

"Good! I'm coming over to watch a movie!"

"Oh yeah, WE'LL SEE IF I FUCKING BAT AN EYE AT YOUR DIRECTION STUPID MAN!"

"I LOVE YOU TOO!"

Did I mention that stupid man was my boyfriend?