Greetings, maggots.

I have returned! Which means I have once more decided to rule over you as a cruel and capricious god.

However.

I need you. America needs you. Not really, but I still need you. I am recruiting minions to help me with my stories.

You see, I am great at beginnings, when the world is new and I'm still bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. But once it comes time for the middle, the meat of my hamburger, I get a little lost. Why can't I just get to the plot points I want? What is this character development thing? I have so many plot points, so much character development in mind, but for some reason I just can't get there. SO, I have an outline, I have the ideas, but I need help on the execution.

THEN THERE IS YOU! YOu may be a fellow writer, with lots of ideas for the story; or you may just be a lurker, who loves fanfiction and has an imagination.

Whoever you are, shoot me a message. I'm getting a team together. We're gonna do group messages or something and you're going to harass me about updating. It'll be great. I'll be annoying. And working hard sometimes. BUT WE'LL GET THERE TOGETHER!

So. Let's do this.

Message me, slaves.