How To Annoy Luh-Loyd Part 2

1. When he is counting start screaming random numbers to confuse him.

2. Insist on showing him the same card trick the whole day while failing at each attempt.

3. Put Post-It notes all over the house and freak out if he touches or stares at them.

4. Pretend you're mute and use charades to communicate.

5. Try to poke and look at his eyes. Tell him that you just want to make sure he is not wearing contact lenses.

6. When he protests, just squint at him.

7. Complain about today's youth while not so discreetly pointing at Lloyd.

8. Whenever he is about to sit down, yell at him to stop and that Charles is sitting there.

9. When he asks who Charles is, point to the empty space he was about sit.

10. Tell him, very seriously, that you were raised by gorillas.

11. Ask him questions without giving him time to answer.

12. Speak with a strange accent and call yourself Snelda.

13. Sarcastically start calling him Master Lloyd.

14. Give a lengthy, detailed description of the dream you had last night.

15. Answer with 'fourteen' to a yes or no question.

16. Hold a teacup with your pinky finger sticking out and say, "Pip pip, cheerio!"

17. Draw a moustache on his face with permanent marker.

18. Announce that you are a tree hugger; proceed to go hug the trees outside.

19. Follow him around and insist that you are not.

20. Call him Luh-Loyd. (Ya'll new this was coming)

21. Bleach his clothes. (Its revenge for Zane, okay!)

22. Eat pizza with chopsticks.

23. Name inanimate objects

24. Mow the lawn with scissors.

25. Intensely study the complete list of ways to annoy Lloyd. Form a discussion group with other friends. Give out tests.

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