"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"SUCK IT JADEITE!" barked Queen Beryl.

"Wa?!" he was surprised and ashamed.

"You have failed me, Jadeite."

"Wut? I haven't even tried to get energy yet!"

"That's the point you bozo biscuit boy!" Queen Beryl scolded.

"Pls Queen I'll do gud!"

"Nope! It's too late for that! You're gonna walk the plank!"

"NUUUUU!"

"YE!"

Just then, Nephrite teleported in with a bucket of popcorn. "SHIT! Was I too late?"

"Screw you Nephrite! Go away!" Jadeite yelled.

Nephrite boo'd and threw his popcorn down, warping away.

"Does that mean we have to leave too?" Said Zoisite, popping out from behind Queen Beryl.

"YES GET LOST QUEERS! Who else is behind there!?"

Zoisite and Kunzite warped away. As did evil Prince Darien, a bunch of random monsters with popcorn, and Queen Metalia.

"ANYWAY," began Queen Beryl.

Everyone reappeared behind her, laughing and placing bets.

"THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, JADEITE! FAIL ME AGAIN AND I WILL EAT YOU! I MEAN KILL U & STUFF."

"Yes, Queen." He warped away.

Then he warped back. "Ok, Queen, I have a new source of energy!"

"Sounds legit! What is it?"

"I found out that humans put a lot of energy into throwing away garbage."

"Go on..."

"So, if we fill their houses with garbage, they'll have to keep cleaning!"

"Go on..."

"And then..."

"Go on..."

"We will leap out and STEAL THEIR ENERGY!"

"Go on..."

"No that's it."

"Go on..."

"No like that was the whole plan."

"I see. Go on..."

"Queen Beryl are you doing okay?"

"Yes. Leave me alone Nephrite."

"Queen, it is I, Jadeite."

"Who?"

"Your most loyal Shitennou. I have been by your side for thousands of years."

"Go on..."

"?"

"Nephrite if you aren't back with the energy in 4 minutes I will kill you."

"Ok cya!"

Nephrite looked around after Jadeite warped away. "She won't actually kill me out of confusion, right?"

"WHO SAID THAT?" asked Queen Beryl. Nephrite let out a yelp.

"YOU DO THAT JUST ONE MORE TIME SAILOR MOON AND I'LL ACTUALLY TRY TO KILL YOU!"

"I think she is on crack," a rando youma suggested.

"WHO SAID THAT? I'll kill you one by one until I find out!"

"Uhhh, I think Ima go halp Jadeite, I can't deal with this no more," said Nephrite, poofing away.

"But that was Jadeite?" asked Queen Beryl.

"No Queen Beryl I think you accidentally did crack again," suggested Kunzite.

"Oh look it's the gay one. I should kill him just for giggles."

"Rut roh," said Zoisite, poofing away with petals.

Queen Beryl sent Darien to kill Zoisite, so he kept hitting the petals that were floating in the air for three hours.

"Is he/she dead?" asked Queen Beryl.

"ALMOST GOt EM!" he said.

"YOU GO, ZOISITE! KILL THAT LOSER ZOISITE!"

Darien passed out from exhaustion and Queen Beryl applauded Kunzite for killing Jadeite.