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The Avengers

'Should I?'

Kagome glanced at Kiku from the corners of her eyes, wondering if being blunt was the right way to go, especially since he seemed to know her from somewhere.

She was dying to know what exactly he was.

"Kagome-sama," Japan smiled, noticing that she was trying to not outright stare at him, "The tea is wonderful," He began, feeling warmth build up in him just from her attention alone, "Is there something you would like to ask?"

"Oh!" Kagome widened her eyes, feeling a bit embarrassed that he had caught her, "Well, ano..." She fiddled with her hands, still not sure if it was polite to ask, "Kiku-sama, I was just wondering–!"

"Told you they existed!"

The two quickly looked up when the door to the café opened and in walked two men. It was also not hard to notice that one looked far more enthusiastic than the other.

The large blond man seemed almost nervous as his eyes darted around, "Should we even be here?" He asked quietly of his dark-haired companion, "It seems a little... degrading."

"Oh, lighten up, Cap!" Tony patted Steve's shoulder before his entire face seemed to brighten once he noticed a certain someone, "It's not a forced establishment or anything! It's just a Maid Café. It's a must when you visit to sight see in Tokyo."

Japan inhaled deeply and his pale face seemed to redden at the sight of the two men, "Stony." He mumbled, quickly grabbing his notepad to furiously scribble something down.

"Hello, Master-sama and Master-sama," Kagome smiled at the two foreigners, choosing to speak English since they had just been speaking it themselves, "I am Kagome Higurashi. Would you like to take a seat?"

Steve almost choked, seeing just how short the skirt was on the girl, revealing her rather attractive thigh high stocking-clad legs, "M-Miss, you're..." He trailed off, not quite used to the modern world yet.

"Well, well," Tony licked his lips, putting on his usual seductive expression as he sauntered up to the pretty little maid, "What's your number, kitten?"

Kagome's brow shot up her forehead, 'He works fast,' She resisted the urge to sigh and wondered why she couldn't have normal customers for once, 'At least he's not a God.'

"Stark!" Steve hissed, looking rather mortified, "She's a child!" He frowned when Tony simply rolled his eyes at him in response.

"Hey, as long as she's eighteen, I'm good to go," Tony shrugged, turning back to Kagome, "So, what do you say?"

"I say that I'm not eighteen yet," Kagome retorted dryly, "Any more inappropriate comments and I will have to ask you to leave."

"I apologise, Miss," Steve rubbed his temple, "Stark here believes the rules do not apply to him," He glared at Tony, "I will keep him in line if we don't get kicked out first."

"Damn, you're some pretty hot jail bait," Tony whistled, "Too bad, we could have had some fun." He moved towards a table, sitting down as if he owned the place.

'Jail bait? What does that mean?' Kagome thought sullenly, knowing she wasn't good with English slang, "Coffee? Tea?" She offered.

"Coffee, please," Steve said before putting out his hand, "Rogers. Steve Rogers, it's a pleasure to meet you." He said, just waiting for the recognition.

And yet, he received absolutely none.

Both Steve and Tony glanced at each other, a bit surprised since they were known world-wide at this point.

Japan, who had stayed silent as he scribbled down his latest doujinshi ideas, finally spoke up, "Kagome-sama, are you unaware of the Avengers?" He asked, not noticing the frown he earned from Steve.

"The who?" Kagome blinked, looking completely clueless, "I've never heard of anything like that." She admitted, slightly confused when Tony looked at her like she was an idiot.

"A little worship would be nice," Tony snarked, disbelieving that someone had not heard of them, "We only saved the world, you know."

"Stark," Steve sighed as Kagome's expression turned into something that resembled annoyance, "Just stay silent for once." He said, but went largely ignored.

"Well," Kagome huffed, "Guess what? You're not the only ones who have saved the world," Her eye twitched, "Now, coffee or tea?"

Japan gasped as Tony was struck dumbfounded and he went right back to scribbling on his notepad with his newest doujinshi idea that was a little too explicit to say out loud.

Steve Rogers x Kagome Higurashi x Tony Stark

"Now," The nation murmured to himself, tapping the pen against his lips, "I just need to think of a new ship name."

Poor, poor Kagome...