Title: Screw Up the Timeline no Jutsu, Kakashi-Style!

Summary: Through a series of events that can easily be traced back to a certain Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi finds himself in a place similar to the past, a time when Minato is alive. Like any [in]sane shinobi, Kakashi decides to create chaos. The first step in doing that? Becoming a missing-nin. Duh. What else were you thinking? (Time/Dimensional Travel. Crackish.)

Warnings: Time/Dimensional Travel, CRACK, spoilers, mild canon divergences, crude humor, SWEARING, the works!

Notes: Apparently I can't write anything aside from crossovers or time travels or both right now. So enjoy. And oh, I don't own Naruto. That's Kishimoto. *Kakashi still has his Sharingan, but that's mainly for crack purposes…

~oOo~

Kakashi had known something was wrong the moment Naruto told him to have a lovely day at home with an evil glint in his eye. Because Naruto is about as subtle as a meteor crashing down above them, and whoops, there's the understatement of the eon.

The thing is, Kakashi had simply opened his front door and with a poof, he finds himself walking into—what the actual fuck.

The Hokage's office? What the hell? I thought I was done with this shit! I swear to Kami-sama, Naruto, if this is one of your ploys to get me to do your paperwork… aargh!

And then he realizes exactly who is sitting in the chair.

"You're supposed to be dead," he blurts out.

Because that's the fucking Sandaime Hokage.

Then there are ANBU all around him, weapons pointed.

"Was that a threat?" the Sandaime asks evenly.

"Uh, no. But I could've sworn Orochimaru killed you. Come to think of it, you look a couple decades younger."

Then Kakashi's eyes widen in realization before he swears in sixteen different languages.

"I swear to Kami-sama, I am going to neuter Naruto when I get back," he growls. If I get back. Then he sighs. "Well, first things first."

He promptly disarms all of the ANBU with ease without hurting a hair on their heads (why? Because he's fucking badass, that's why!) before smiling cheerfully. "Feel free to call me the Copy Nin, or Sharingan no Kakashi! Ja!" [1]

Then he shunshins away to collect his thoughts.

~oOo~

After filching a newspaper, he assumes this is around the time when he was… say… twelve. A few months before the Kannabi Bridge mission…

Kakashi grins.

"Well, I've already done it, but let's just make it official…"

Upon reaching the top of the Hokage monument, he magnifies his voice with a jutsu before clearing his voice and shouting very loudly, "Screw Up the Timeline no Jutsu!"

Naturally, the ANBU are able to find him quickly because he literally just broadcasted his location.

And of course, naturally, they are unable to capture him.

~oOo~

a/n: I am so not sorry.

I mean, this was just begging to be written!

Here's the prologue sort of thing; enjoy, and leave a review?