Seriously I think this is where AT is going in terms of relationships for Mr Finn. Rated T maybe M later.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Thank you, thank you; welcome to the show! Imagine having someone say they could be friends and then not even talking to you after that. Our topic is: "Are you my friend? What's going on?" Now I want you to meet our guest: Finn. He's a little bit ticked off at his ex for not letting him explain what happened during their break up; and he wants answers to that and as to why she didn't help comfort him when he was in the midst of depression when she said they could be friends. Finn what's going on?
Finn: Well I did kind of mess up my relationship over a dream I had involving Flame Princess and the Ice King, but I really wanted to reconcile with her; yet she just dropped me cold, and basically didn't give a s**t about me when I was at my lowest. I want answers. I mean I had no idea how to deal with our relationship because I was deep within an area I had no experience in. She didn't even bother to ask why that happened.
Jerry: Oh ok, so how did you two meet?
Finn: Well I was heartbroken after the last relationship I had, which was kind of one sided then; and my house was alight; I tried getting rid of the fire; but it turned out to be Flame Princess. I had a crush on her; and Jake tried to push us together. It worked really well; then he encouraged me to find out the meaning behind the dream I had of her and Ice King. Unfortunately she just thought I was being a prick; and didn't really give me a chance to explain myself. I still loved her; but then she just acted atrociously towards me and went cold on me.
Jerry: All right let's bring her out; here's Flame Princess.
Audience: (sort of claps and boos)
FP: (Walks out looking quite arrogant and does a KKK salute much to the displeasure to Jerry and Finn; She then charges at the latter realising who is on the show with her; but is grabbed by security; she struggles letting out profanities.)
Jerry: H-Hello Flame Princess...
FP: You mean FLAME KING! What is he doing here?!
Finn: I defied nature for you and messed up ONCE! I mean... yes it was awful what I did, but I kicked myself for it every day after.
FP: Yea; FOR SOME SICK FANTASY YOU- (Tries to punch Finn but is held back by security; Finn readies himself in self-defence and is also held back.) F**K, S**T, C**T, D**K!
Steve: Ok settle down you two!
5 or so minutes later...
Jerry: Ok so your turn Flame... whatever.
FP: well that 'Hero' over there (Pointing at Finn) used me to satisfy his own desires by getting me annoyed and attacking the Ice Kingdom!
Audience: Oooooooohhhhhh!
Finn: I had a dream about you and the Ice King fighting and myself being the immature person I was then gave in to desire; only because I had no idea how to manage that. No one's perfect! Not even me! Deal with it!
FP: LIAR!
Finn: Hey I'm not the one who's yelling at the top of their lungs. If anything you kind of ruined my life, I basically left morality behind for the sake of getting a girl thanks to you not listening to me. Heck this isn't the person I fell in love with.
FP: Damn right it isn't! (Attempts to charge at Finn again.)
Finn: Am I attacking you physically? I'm not here to get you back; I'm here to get answers; do you hate me? Because I certainly would rather be somewhere else than stuck with you!
Audience: Oooooohhhh!
Finn: I just want closure on this so I can move on.
FP: No you don't. You just did this so you cou-
Jerry: Ok; ok. So; you've let one lie, a big one mind you; ruin any chance of reconciling with him?
Finn: Yeah. I mean I freaking saved your life; more than once, gave everything to be with you, defied nature and made one screw up thanks to puberty.
FP: I- wait what?
Finn: Ok; let me explain. I had a rather sexual dream the night before the fight, about you and Ice King going at it and unfortunately it ended abruptly with "You blew it" without a clear conclusion, now myself being stupid went to write letters to you and said person you're fighting, as each other. Jake spurring me on certainly didn't help matters.
FP: Eugh. Ok let me get this straight, Jake encouraged you to write those letters?
Finn: Sort of. I admit full fault for what happened and he also told me to do that "I don't like you" then "I like you" thing. But Jerry's right; are you going to let that invalidate all the good times we had? Am I that terrible a person now?
FP: I don't think you should have listened to Jake.
Finn: At the time I had no one else to turn to.
Jerry: We'll be back.
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