AN: I wanted to write a fanfiction crossover between GoT and Harry Potter, so I made this. I apologize if you go mad or pick up any mannerisms that super powerful and bonkers Harry uses in this fic. You have been warned…..

"Ahh, what an absolutely marvelous day!" Harry yelled out with glee. Being the Master of Death did turn out to have some benefits, such as immortality, free vacations, and the perfect poker face. However, he couldn't get drunk. He cried when Death told him that. Oh well, the day was still marvelous! Even better, it didn't rain constantly in Hawaii. Harry not-so-subtly pulled a box of pizza from his magically expanded pocket and handed it to a kid sitting on the sidewalk and continued on his way. That kid would be having some bad diarrhea later…. He took another glance around the neighborhood, looking at all of the identical houses. Hmm…. Too similar to Privet Drive. He'd have to remember to burn it down later.

Harry pulled out his amazing phone that he totally didn't go about ten million years in the future to get, and started playing Flappy Bird. "I swear on the life of my left pinky toe, I will defeat you someday!" he yelled angrily at the little yellow bird on his screen.

Meanwhile, as Harry was trying to conquer the most challenging game in existence, a giant portal appeared in front of him. "Yes! I got the score of five! Best day ever!" Harry shouted once more, and then he noticed that he was in the middle of the worst blizzard he had ever seen. He let out a long sigh, and then typed a number into his phone. "Yeah, Fate. When I get back to Earth I'm going to rip you apart with my tooth brush. Yup, that's right, my toothbrush. I recommend you start running," Harry let out in a deadly whisper.

Somewhere a long way away, Fate gulped audibly.

Then his face quickly burst into a wide grin. "Let's go meet the locals! Weeeee!" Harry screamed as he flew through the air to the giant wall that he just now saw. How did he miss that?

"OH NO! SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!" Harry screamed as he crashed into the wall and made a big chunk fall out of it. Thankfully nothing broke, probably due to the fact that he wanted to be like Wolverine…. But then there was the problem that he was lodged into a giant wall four-hundred feet into the air.

"Well, seems I'm in a bit of a sticky situation. What do I usually do in sticky situations again? Oh yes! Fire!" Harry smiled crazily as he let fire pour from his hands. He loved being insane, much easier than being a grumpy old guy like Dumbles or Snapey. Melting the giant ice wall also had the added benefit of giving him water. Being that sexy made one go thirsty quite a bit. Also, the delicious smell of barbeque. "Wait… Barbeque?" Harry gasped out, noticing that he accidentally caught himself on fire.

As he freed himself, he jumped off the wall. He landed in a not-so-eloquent heap. Then he started rolling around like a mad man. Oh wait, he was a mad man. "AHHHHHHHHH!" he yelled out, because the last time he became living barbeque his dog was hungry. Reforming his body after that was not a fun experience.

Meanwhile, the commander of the Night's Watch ordered the gate open to see what was going on. Benjen Stark looked onto the scene with a weird look in his eyes. He slowly turned to the petrified recruit beside him. "Go get some of the scotch lad," he let out in a croaked whisper.

The recruit turned towards him. "How much would you like?" he asked, left eye still glued to the horrifying scene occurring in front of them. He regretted joining the Night's Watch. Rotting in the dungeon for the rest of his life was much better than this.

"Not for me lad, but for you. And while your at it, please get a raven sent to Lord Stark," Benjen said as the boy slowly walked back towards castle black. "I should of known the honor wasn't worth it…," Benjen sighed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! STOP IT!" Harry screamed in pain. Meanwhile, the majority of the Night's Watch looked on in morbid fascination. Benjen, for the hundredth time, let out a sigh.

A/N: I think I had way to much fun writing this… I'm not weird, am I? Anyways, please leave a review because I'm not currently sure if I should continue this… If I do, I'll obviously make the chapters longer. This is more just kind of an introduction.