Author's Note: I have decided to start another story, this time a game of thrones story. All the sex and fucking you can want in your favourite fantasy world. Well even more than there already is! I will be running from the TV show primarily, but with scenes from the books spliced in when I feel like it. And as always it is as smutty as it gets. Blowjobs, Anal and Cum. Lots of it.

I will be taking suggestions and will be uploading the most popular choice every few days. So leave reviews of your chosen scenes and the most popular choices will be made. However they have to be in keeping with the timeline. If you really want to see a chapter then PM me. PM's will be valued higher than reviews when I decide the next chapter. So we are going to start with a smaller chapter, a taster so to speak. Of beloved Ros and Tyrion Lannister. Enjoy!

P.S I apologise for the title, however crummy and silly it may sound. I thought it fit.

Chapter 1: Rumble With Ros

Drinking deeply and heartily, Tyrion groaned slightly under his breath as he gulped down the sweet nectar of the north. He had arrived in Winterfell earlier that day and immediately sought out an establishment that would cater to his specific 'needs'. It was now that he found himself resting on the edge of a bed with a drink in one hand the succulent full lips of a northern red head wrapped around his cock.

Moaning he dropped one hand and lifted the redheaded beauty from his cock and brought her face towards his. Resting his forehead against hers he feigned a biting action and muttered to his delightful whore, "It's true what they say about the northern girls."

"And it's true what they say about the you. Not everything is small about the imp," Ros smirked her hand gently stroking the dwarf's engorged cock. It was commendable for even a normal man, standing at a good nine inches. Perhaps it seemed bigger on his smaller frame, but it was larger than Ros had seen in a long time. She would enjoy this one.

"They speak about me a lot?" Tyrion asked, shedding the last of his clothing and crawling towards the headboard. Propping himself up against the wood back, he turned and watched the sexy whore before him sway her buxom body after him, "What else do they say about me? Anything interesting?"

"They say that the only thing larger than his cock, is his lustful desire to use it," Ros chuckled lying flat between his stunted legs and grasping his cock once more. Slowly stroking her hand up and down his cock, she licked her lips. Shuffling forward slightly, she hovered her head above his throbbing cockhead.

"Well perhaps you'll understand those thoughts when we're done…" Tyrion smiled moaning deeply as she engulfed his cock with her warm, wet mouth. Her luscious red lips puckered around his cock as she slowly lowered her head down his length, her tongue playing with his shaft as she gazed longingly into his lust filled eyes. Opening her throat, she pushed the entirety of his cock into her throat. Pressing her lips firmly against his shaven crotch, she left the outline of her red lipstick at the base of his cock. His voice husky, Tyrion could only marvel at the woman's skills as she guzzled down his thick length.

Finally drawing her lips back along his cock, she let her hand drop to his large balls and began to fondle them between her fingers. Her lips held only his cockhead in her mouth as she suckled softly on his tool. Her tongue wrapped around his head and played with his slit. Tracing every ridge and sensitive crevice of his cockhead, Ros felt Tyrion spasm slightly from pleasure. His hands latched onto her red hair and held her tightly in place as she played with her toy. Lifting her mouth from his cock she licked the saliva from her lips and looked up towards Tyrion.

"I hope I do," she smirked jerking of Tyrion with her hand slowly spreading her saliva up and down his length, "Now careful. Don't want to end the fun so soon."

"Don't you worry Ros. It won't be over for many, many hours," Tyrion laughed watching his whore worship his cock, "Now get up. I want to have a good look at you."

Letting go of his cock, Ros rolled of the bed and stood in plain view for Tyrion to see her body. Catching his cock before it could flop against his stomach, Tyrion gently jerked himself off as Ros posed for him, flaunting her sexy body for him. Ros was a well sculpted northern woman and reaped the benefits. Her pale, white skin shone and stood out against her burning auburn locks. She was entirely nude besides a loose length of blue fabric tied around her waist hanging by her hips. She had perfectly formed breasts that hung well upon her body. They were full and large, yet retained their firmest and fullness. Her nipples were small and erect capping her tits of with pink peaks. A curvaceous body had been graced upon her the gods and her pussy had a trimmed patch of red hair above her vulva.

"Would you fetch me a glass of wine," Tyrion asked a devilish smile upon his face. A little puzzled, Ros turned and strode across the room her arse pointing towards Tyrion. It was now that she realised why. Casting a glance over her shoulder, she caught Tyrion jerking himself slightly quicker at her bouncing bubble butt. Ros' arse was regarded as the best in the north. As if sculpted from stone it bounced gently with each step and she had learned to master the ability of making her arse look as appealing as possible when she walked. It was large and round, yet firm like her breasts and looked simply stunning in everything she wore, especially when she wore nothing at all. A situation she was all, but familiar with.

She reached the table where the jug of wine was sitting with Tyrion's goblet. There was also a second jug sitting on the floor, from where they had been playing previously. Tyrion got rather familiar with her body as they drank wine from several body parts. Reaching out for the jug on the table she heard Tyrion tutting from behind her.

"The other jug, if you wouldn't mind Ros," he smiled as Ros caught onto his horny little plan.

"You are a naughty, naughty little imp," Ros purred as she set down the jug and took his goblet. Bending at the waist she reached down to get the other jug. Presenting her sweet holes to the horny dwarf, she couldn't help, but chuckle as her arse cheeks parted revealing her gorgeous fuck holes. Her sweet pussy glistened between her thighs as she poured a goblet of wine for her patron. Her puckered arsehole seemed wink at Tyrion beckoning him forth, but he craved for other pleasures.

One of the many attributes that set Ros apart from the great deal many whores that resided in Westeros was her ability and affection for anal. She had a certain love for the feeling of thick cock in her arse that was well known across the north. She knew it to be a desirable trait and thus charged a large amount of coin for her tightest hole, a sum of money that very few could afford. Although she had a feeling that Tyrion would be one of the few that could afford her tight arse. And he seemed like the one to reap the many benefits of her bum. The many benefits indeed.

"You liking the view?" Ros called as she stood up straight and concealed her delightful goods. Returning to the bed she handed the cup to Tyrion before laying down next to him and taking his cock in her hand. Jerking him slowly, she looked for an answer.

"It was a particularly enjoyable view, but I can think of a dozen more than would be more pleasing to me. Several that involve what you have in your hand," Tyrion murmured sipping on his wine as Ros visibly longed for his cock.

"Really? Why don't we get into some of those positions?" Ros suggested climbing onto her knees and waiting for Tyrion to tell her how he wanted he.

"Well… climb on then. Let's see how hard you can rock the headboard," Tyrion laughed setting down his wine and patting his crotch, signalling for Ros to mount her stallion.

Straddling Tyrion, she ground her trimmed pussy against her erect cock, coating it in a thin shimmering layer of her juices. Breathing heavily as she did so she supported herself by resting her hands upon the wall behind the bed. Reaching down with one hand she grasped Tyrion's cock and jerked and squeezed it a few times before letting it slip between her lips and disappear into her velvety folds.

"Mmm, for a whore with so many cocks to her name, you certainly are tight," Tyrion commented his hands grasping her hips, tracing his fingers along her milky white skin, "So many surprises, you are a treat."

"I try my best to stay limber and tight," Ros breathed as she slowly slid his length into her pussy until she sat directly onto his hips, his entire cock buried inside her tight cunt, "Brings in more coin."

"I bet it does," Tyrion moaned as he bottomed out, buried in his entirety inside her warm pussy. Adjusting the abnormally large cock inside her, Ros began to raise her hips up before gently easing it back down, sliding her folds along Tyrion's cock, her nub grinding against her chest, when she slid downwards. Supporting herself with both hands, she sped up her bounces thrusting his cock inside her. Tyrion lifted his hops rising to meet her pleasurable bounces. Within minutes she was bouncing up and down on his cock, rising until only his cockhead rested inside her before slamming her tight cunt back down.

"Oh you are scratching itches I never knew I had!" Ros bellowed as his thick cock plunged back and forth inside her satiating her lust for a satisfying cock. Her breasts bounced up and down often hitting her in the face as she slammed herself down on his dick.

"Mmm, yeah. You are simply divine," Tyrion grunted, his hands reaching round and pawing at Ros' fleshy bum. Prying apart her arse cheeks, he ran a finger down her ass crack and settled it at the entrance to her asshole. Teasing her bumhole, Tyrion watched as Ros' eyes rolled back in pleasure. A pleasure that was surprisingly rare for whore's to experience. It was usually old men who would cum in an instant and barely offer any pleasure what's so ever. It was refreshing to say the least to have a sizeable cock ploughing her cunt for once.

With one swift push, Tyrion slid his finger inside Ros' tight butt, causing her to squeal in pleasure as she bounced up and down shaking the headboard as she did so. Pushing his finger further into her arse, Tyrion managed to embed his finger up to the knuckle as Ros groaned a low and pleasurable groan.

"You certainly know how to treat a woman," Ros breathed as she slowed her bounces having orgasmed in her flurry of pleasure.

"Well you must be tiring, no? Perhaps a change in position," Tyrion said pushing Ros backwards before positioning her with her arse pointing to the air and her back arched, "This is a spectacular view!"

Crawling forward, Tyrion rested his hand on Ros' ass as he grasped his cock by its head and aimed it towards her pussy. Rubbing it up and down her slit, he finally found his entrance and began to part her folds. In no mood to start slow, Tyrion buried his entire cock inside her cunt, with one swift thrust, causing her to gasp and stifle a pleasurable scream that would sound around the whole of Winterfell. Smiling, Tyrion began to pound his cock in and out of her pussy, his hips slamming into her soft arse with each powerful thrust.

"The girls in Kings Landing must adore you," Ros breathed in-between thrusts as her tits swayed below her. Shock rippled through her fleshy arse as she closed her eyes in pleasure. She revelled in his cock, loving every ridge and vein along its pulsating length.

"Oh they do," Tyrion bragged as he returned his finger to Ros' arsehole, but burying two fingers instead of one, bringing even more pleasure to the redheaded whore. Raising his hand he playfully slapped her arse, leaving a bright red hand mark. Laughing, Ros simply enjoyed the stinging pain, a pain she was all but familiar with. Several patrons enjoyed the dominating position and often did such things to her. She often got the opportunity to return the favour and the dominating force. An opportunity she rather enjoyed.

Pushing her arse backwards even more, she felt a third finger enter her ass and that pushed her over the edge bringing about her second orgasm. Shuddering from the pleasure, she found her arms unable to retain their position and crumble leaving her face down in on the bed smiling to herself. The sudden convulsions added a new dimension of pleasure to Tyrion's fucking, a dimension that brought about his orgasm.

Whipping his cock out of her pussy, he flipped her body over and ground his cock against her breasts as he jerked furiously. Within seconds, he launched rope after rope of his cum along Ros' breasts and onto her pleasure filled face. Covering her in a thin veil of cum, Tyrion fell back and rested against the backboard, a cup of wine in his hand. It took a minute for Ros to recuperate, but eventually she joined him, cuddling close to her lover.

"That was amazing," Ros smirked as she played with Tyrion's softened cock.

"No. This is amazing. We are far from over," Tyrion corrected as his cock slowly began to regain its strength, much to Ros' bewilderment. It was at this timely moment, that Tyrion's dearest brother Jaime, decided to interrupted calling him to the main hall. However it was not all bad news, for her brought with him a party of whores. A present for the dwarf. One that he derived a great deal of pleasure from in the coming hours. One that would serve as a story, he could tell for many years to come.

Author's note: Hope you enjoyed that. It was a little different to my normal style, but I thought it was quite good. When I get a few reviews I will post the next chapter so please leave some feedback. Also leave what scene you would like to see next. PM me with suggestions as well. The shape of this story is up to you!