I'm currently taking a break from fanfiction writing. Either that or I'm still not done worshipping the ground Draco Malfoy walks on (don't ask -.-').
Anyway, this isn't a fanfic actually. Just a short something to pass time by. A summarization of different HxH pairings through the words of the character themselves. The idea isn't original. Inspiration came from Anomay's "Gravitation Pairings at a Glance" (http://www.fanfiction.ws/read.php?storyid=1061171). The author said that the idea wasn't hers either. Just see her work to find out ^^;
Hunter X Hunter is owned by Mr. Yoshihiro Togashi. I'm not earning anything (besides sore fingers) in doing this.
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Gon x Killua
Gon: I love Killua because he's my best friend! *hearty grin*
Killua: You know, you won't get anything from someone as innocent as Gon, so you
better get the hell away from us now *shoos yaoi fans away*
Leorio x Kurapika
Kurapika: Hey Leorio, ever heard of Beauty and the Beast? *innocent smile*
Leorio: *glares* What are YOU getting at!?
Hisoka x Illumi
Hisoka: *glomps Illumi* Illumi is my favorite friend~! *heart*
Illumi: I'm your only friend, Hisoka.
Hisoka: And he understands me more than anyone else~! *heart heart*
Illumi: Understand...? Whoever said anything about understanding?
Hisoka: And he comes to me whenever I need his help~! *heart heart heart*
Illumi: ...Am I noticing an unfair, one-sided thing here?
Hisoka: Er...probably your karma for turning down your family's requirement for
an heir.
Illumi: Who can blame me? I'm far prettier than my supposed girlfriends...*flips
hair dramatically*
Gon x Karuto
Karuto: When I saw Gon-san being chased by our caretaker, I found the need to
save him. *blushes* And he's always very nice even if he never talked to me. Our
servants told me so.
Gon: *sweatdrops*
Karuto: I think...I'm in love with Gon-san.
Gon: I thought you hate me for taking Killua away?
Karuto: Do you like my kimono? ^_^
Kurapika x Neon
Neon: Oooh! Pink sandals! Kurapika, buy this for me! *bounces some more*
Kurapika: Uh...right.
Neon: Ooh! Bears! And bracelets! Pretty necklace~! *bounce bounce bounce*
Kurapika: .......... //Where are the other bodyguards when I need them?//
Neon: *squeals* Yay, this is so much fun, ne Kurapika? Ooh, ooh! I remember this
thing that happened while Daddy was in those auctions...
*30 minutes after*
Neon: ...and then she just turned around, and said she didn't recognize me!
Would you believe that? *insert perky laughter here*
Kurapika: *tattered, ragged, and all other things that oppose the meaning of
decent* My... cellphone... must... get to... other... bodyguards...!!!
Illumi x Killua
Killua: Aniki loves me...Aniki is always there for me...Aniki will take care
of me and will protect me from bad people...
Gon: But your aniki IS the bad guy, Killua!
Illumi: *elbows Gon* Shut up, kid, you're ruining the mood.
Hisoka x Gon
Hisoka: Gon-chan is very interesting. He makes my desire to kill very strong.
Gon: But didn't you save my life more than once?
Hisoka: Ah...momentary insanity, Gon-chan ^_^
Killua: *rolls eyes* You're always insane.
Hisoka x Kurapika
Kurapika: *bursts out laughing* Me...and that...*snickers*...clown...*laughs*
Right...good one! *rolls over on the floor, poise and all forgotten*
Hisoka: *scowls* Gon became my target for a reason, you know.
Kuroro x Pakunoda
Paku: My loyalty is for Kuroro. I will give up even the Geneiryodan just for
him. He's been my friend, mentor, and secret love after all these years. I
wonder if he feels the same way?
Kuroro: Paku, I...wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Paku: Yeah, and you didn't attend my burial. *glares* Now, back to the
subject...
Kuroro x Kurapika
Kurapika: You killed my loved ones! I can never forgive you, you son of a
b*tch!
Kuroro: Oh. Down to name-calling now, huh? Very well, *brat*.
Kurapika: Dumbass!
Kuroro: Lunatic!
*5 hours later*
Kuroro: Uhm...*glances at dictionary* Git! Hey, did you know that was British
for a nasty person? ^_^
Kurapika: *sweatdrops* I don't care, Kuroro. Anyway...Nincompoop!
Kuroro: Hey, you know, you could've said 'fool', it's the same thing ^_^
Kurapika: Put that dictionary down, cheater!
Hisoka x Machi
Hisoka: Come on, Machi! One date, that's all I ask! *tearful eyes*
Machi: How many times have I told you that I don't date with mad, perverted,
pedophilic asses, Hisoka?
Hisoka: Uhm...*counts* Since we've met, that's approximately...four hundred
fifty-eight times.
Machi: *nods impatiently* So...?
Hisoka: So...what's your point?
Shalnark x Shizuku
Shalnark: Shizuku-chan, we've been working together for years now. I think
it's time for me to say that...I love you.
Shizuku: *blinks* Oh...oh! Right...thank you! Er...what's your name again?
Shalnark: Uh...Shalnark.
Shizuku: Oh yes! I remember now. I love you too, Shalnark-kun! *hugs*
Shalnark: //I know I should be happy, but why do I have the feeling that I
should be suspicious?//
Shizuku: ^_^
Kurapika x Gon
Gon: *blinks*
Kurapika: *glares* Whosoever dares soil Gon's mind will feel my wrath...*eyes
turn red*
Gon: Yay, go Kurapika-san~! *throws confetti* //Even if I know zip about what
you're talking about ^_^//
Kurapika x Killua
Kurapika: Mind you, I consider Killua as a brother. To have something more
than friendship would feel like a sin.
Killua: Uhm...*glances at Illumi but says nothing*
Kurapika: *saw Killua anyway* Don't even think about it, Killua. I'm not as
sadistic as your real brother to engage in incest.
Killua: Hehe, I didn't say anything! =^______^=
Phinx x Pakunoda
Phinx: No offense but...I intended to have a child with a dainty nose.
Paku: *insulted* Hah! Like I'd want a kid with no eyebrows! You do know that
with what you said, you can't be with Nobunaga either?
Phinx: Who the &*#^ said we're a *^%@)# item anyway!?
Phinx x Feitan
Phinx: A bit on the small side, but I'm tall anyway. At least you have a cute
nose.
Feitan: *sweatdrops* Anou, I never really believed in ghosts, but just in case
Paku comes back, tell her I'm innocent.
Phinx: What? It's true!
Feitan: Idiot. I'm not going to get shot because of you!
Kuroro x Machi
Machi: I will only be loyal to my Danchou. He's the only one who earned my
respect. His words are wise, well thought of reasonable.
Kuroro: Hey, Machi. I heard our new member's hitting on you. How is it?
Machi: Aw, come on, not you too!?!?
Hisoka x Kuroro
Kuroro: I thought you liked Machi?
Hisoka: Yeah. And I also like Illumi, Gon and Kurapika. Who says I can't add you
to the list?
Kuroro: That's a very lame reason, Hisoka.
Hisoka: I know ^_^ So anyway, I heard you know how to use tarot cards?
^_____________^
Kuroro x Illumi
Illumi: ..........
Kuroro: You do realize that by helping Hisoka, you just betrayed me?
Illumi: But still! That's not a reason to not pay me for my past services. Do
you know how difficult it is to go through the Mafia security?
Kuroro: You're a professional, it shouldn't be a problem to you.
Illumi: Look, buddy. We can go on and on. Just pay up and get this over with.
Kuroro: I went into a 2-day marathon arguing with Kurapika. What makes you think
I won't do the same for you?
Illumi: //And I thought Hisoka was difficult...//
Kuroro x Neon
Neon: Oooh! And have I told you about that time when Daddy brought me to this
amusement park and the bump cars broke? Well, it's like this, you see...
Kuroro: //How did I get myself into this?//
Kurapika: *pulls chain jail tighter around Kuroro's neck* Be a good boy and play
nicely with Neon-san, okay? *insert sadistic grin here*
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Did I miss a pair? Oookay, the result of insomnia. But I had fun writing this. I'd love to hear comments though, do cheer up a distressed child ^^;