Good morning! This is my first full-length YoruSoi fic. This fic already has a plot; although I'm open to any suggestions. The story will be six chapters long. Originally, it was supposed to be 13 chapters long - one division each chapter. However, I thought that given my time schedule it would be too dragging and difficult to achieve. I hope you all enjoy! YORUSOI FOREVER WOOOOOOO INSTER FANGIRL MODE.

Btw, I'm up-to-date with the Manga, so this fic will probably have some (or plenty) of spoilers.. However I'll do my best so that the actual Bleach-facts and the made up fanfic parts are indistinguishable. Thank you!

Disclaimer: Bleach is owned by Kubo Tite. (Funfact: In the Philippnies, "Tite" means "Dick")

The cover image is taken from: the tumblr account 'seravy' (I can't post links :( )

INTRODUCTION

"This is probably the most peaceful we've been in a few hundred years," The newly appointed Captain-Commander announced to the attendants of his meeting. "And, let's be honest, this is probably around as peaceful as it's gonna get."

The Captains of the Gotei 13 were, once again, lined up parallel to one another with the Captain-Commander at the far end, center, of the line. Standing slightly behind to his left was a raven-haired girl the white Haori and arm-badge of the 1st Division Vice-Captain.

"The first order of business I'd like to take care of after my surprising and, let's admit it, unfortunate promotion is to properly welcome back to our ranks our dear Captains Muguruma Kensei of the 9th Division, Otoribashi Rojuro of the 3rd Division and Hirako Shinji of the 5th Division." The dark-haired Captain-Commander continued in his cheery mood.

"I gotta admit," Shinji grinned. "'Kyoraku-soutaichou' takes some getting used to."

Shunsui only shook his head and smiled. "I don't know what those crazies down in '46 were thinking, but you guys are stuck with me."

In truth, it wasn't as surprising as anyone thought. It was either him or Ukitake, and the latter downright refused due to his health condition.

"But since we're already in the topic of reinstating Captains into their previous positions, let me go to another announcement." The captains looked over to the side of the room where Shunsui pointed at. "She'll also be receiving a reinstatement into Captaincy." He grinned.

"Uh..." Hitsugaya looked at the little thing uncomfortably. "The cat? I didn't even notice it was there..."

Soi Fon slightly blushed. She noticed the moment they walked in.

"A talking cat." The little black thing suddenly blurted out in a gruff, masculine voice.

"IT TALKS?!" Hitsugaya jumped back. Kyoraku shook his head, forgetting that the young Captain was probably unaware of who he was talking to.

"I guess it's time you show yourself." Ukitake said with a kind smile. "We've missed your constant company Yoru-"

"W-W-Wait not here!" A flustered Soi Fon blurted out.

"Oh!" The cat looked thoughtful, "Riiight, I forgot I'd be naked if I changed here hahaha!"

There was collective sweat drop from the room, and Soi Fon got just a bit redder. The cat got up and padded its way towards Shunsui's right side. "Domo. I'm Shihoin Yoruichi." She gave a cat-smile.

"I can't take this seriously..." Zaraki mumbled.

"Surprisingly, I agree..." Mayuri rolled his eyes.

"Shihoin-dono over here agreed to fill in the gaping vacancy I left at the 8th Division!" Kyoraku announced, getting their attention back. "I'd ask for a vote, but I already told the Central 46 so you guys really don't have a choice~ Heheh~" He grinned sheepishly, earning a death glare from Nanao at his left.

"Tch. So why, then, are were wasting our time over here staring at a cat?" Mayuri drawled in his usual annoyance.

"For formality's sake, of course!" Kyoraku clapped his hand. "Now! here's your Haori, Shihoin-dono!"

Kensei raised his eyebrows. "But how is she gonna wear a Haori in cat form- WHAT?!"

A grinning Kyoraku held out a little Cat-Haori with the 9th Division Symbol on it. Everyone, the little cat included, sweat dropped. "I heard from Kurosaki that his Quincy friend was good at making these!"

x-x-x-x

The captains filed out one by one, leaving the two eldest Captains behind.

"That went well." Ukitake stood beside Kyoraku as he saw the 2nd Division Captain dart away. She was holding Yoruichi's Human-Sized Haori and following the little cat towards the 8th Division (someone needed to carry the Haori on the way back, right?).

"Yeah." The other man responded. "I hope this loosens Soi Fon-taichou a bit."

Ukitake sighed. "I hope those two figure it out; I don't want to have to work with two girls whose feelings are in a mess."

"Ugh. Those are the worst. I remembered back at the acade-" He paused. "Aha." The Soutaichou perked up, his I've-got-a-brilliant-idea face plastered on. "Come inside, Ju! I've got a plan."

"Soutaichou," Nanao appeared behind him. "Last time you had that look, you, Ukitake-taichou and I almost got killed by Yamamoto-san."

CHAPTER 1: THE 13th DIVISION

Ukitake sat across his 3rd Seat, Kotetsu Kiyone (who was nursing a bruise due to Sentaro hitting her for "being favored by the taichou for this mission"), and his Vice-Captain, Kuchiki Rukia.

"You do understand that this mission, bestowed upon us by the Captain-Commander Kyoraku himself, is a very important one." He said, his voice thick with seriousness.

"Hai!" The two girls replied eagerly.

"And you know that due to my current state of health and responsibilities, I cannot directly oversee this operation."

"Hai, taichou!"

"Then let us begin the briefing." The two girls nodded. "It is of utmost importance to the Gotei 13 that two of its captains - Fon Shaolin of the 2nd Division and Shihoin Yoruichi of the 8th Division - get together!"

"KYAAA~" Kiyone blushed furiously. "I am so in! ...though Soi Fon taichou might try to kill me again."

Rukia sweatdropped. "...this is a matter of utter-importance to the Gotei 13?"

Ukitake smiled sheepishly. "Shunsui and I are probably power-tripping, but let these old men have their fun."

Rukia rubbed her chin. "I suppose it would benefit the Gotei 13 if the 8th and 2nd Divisions become a synchronized, hyper-efficient stealth and offense brigade..."

"They'd be so cute!" Kiyone got up and quickly bowed to Ukitake. "Excuse me, taichou! Let me just tell my sister~!" And off she went, blushing like a cherry.

Rukia and Ukitake sweat-dropped as they watched Kiyone go. "I'll give it five minutes..." The elder man said.

"I give it three, taicho."

Then the sudden, electric jolt which was Tenteikuura stung Rukia. "That was a lot quicker than I expected..."

"This is Kotetsu Isane, fukutaichou of the 4th Division. All vice-captains are to report to the 4th Division's 3rd Ward at sundown today. There is an... interesting matter to be discussed."

"And so it begins!" Ukitake clapped. "I just hope this thing doesn't blow over..."

"W-what is going on?" Renji's vein throbbed as he viewed a poster which contained crude drawings of a Bunny-Cat and a Bunny-Bee with a heart in between. "You called us here for this?"

"Soutaichou's orders." Rukia shrugged. "Is everyone here?" She raised her voice and the crowed hushed down, giving her their attention.

"As you can see from the poster," Rukia looked smug as she pointed to her 'masterpiece', "we're here to initiate the Taskforce."

The vice-captains (and Unohana, since she lent her Division building for this purpose) started murmuring. "Quite down, everyone!" Rukia once again stepped forward.

"This Taskforce is one which specializes not in battle, not in politics, but in something much more profound!" She looked at them solemnly. "Love!"

"What?" Hisagi raised an eyebrow.

"We've been given a mission!" She quieted them down again. "To bring together Shihoin-taichou and Soi-Fon-taichou!"

"OMG YEEEEEEEES!" Rangiku popped out, boobs bouncing and everything. "We could set up a date!"

"But if you think about it," Renji moved over to Kira, Tetsuzaemon and Hisagi, "It'd be kinda hot...OUCH! Hinamori-san!"

Hinamori only shook her head. "Tsk, tsk!"

Nanao was already in deep conversation with Nemu and Unohana, plotting a form of "care-eliciting event." She raised her hand. "We'll do it!"

Yachiru decided to bounce on everything. "I wanna help! I wanna help Angry-Bee-Chan and Kitty-Boobs-Chan get together!"

"Taichou's gonna kill me..." Omaeda mumbled to himself, trying to slowly escape but was unfortunately frozen in place by Rukia's Zanpaktuo. "Okay! Okay I'm in! Unfreeze me!"

Rukia, Isane and Kiyone looked at one another, pleased at the feedback. "Let's get to work!"

"It's kind of comfy." Yoruichi said, rolling around in her cat-Haori. "And Yamamoto would never have approved."

Soi Fon looked up at the black cat, holding the folded 8th Division Haori in her lap. "It would be nostalgic to see you in one of these again, Yoruichi-sama."

"Nyuh! Are you ever going to drop that name?" Yoruichi complained as she tried to chase her own tail.

"Old habits die hard." She got up from the couch and placed the haori on Yoruichi's new desk. "I'll need to return to work now."

The cat made a whining nose. "Fine. But come visit soon, little bee!"

Soi Fon didn't speak, although she slightly flushed at the nickname. "Mm. I shall see you around." She bowed stiffly, feelings conflicting.

Aaaand here's the first chapter!