How To Be Dead 101

Summary: Sakura Is dead, she shouldn't be here at all, but alas, the Kami didn't think so. With the help of Forensic Anthropologist/ Crime Investigator/ Ghost Whisperer, Dr. Sasuke Uchiha, She goes on an adventure of a lifetime... Solving her own murder, with a little romance on the side. Well as much romance a dead person can have of course. "I'm not solving my own murder, No, It's stupid and should be impossible." Inspired by the T.V show Bones, and Tumblr Prompts.

Genre: AU, Crime, Drama, Humor, Romance.

Rating: T

Warning: Language, dead people, and OCC-ness. I have no beta so expect mistakes.

Chapter 1

Sakura died.

She died in the most idiotic way and it wasn't even funny.

Sakura was murdered, Murdered.

Sakura, the most safest person you could ever know. Sakura, the person who checked to see if her windows and doors are locked. Twice. Sakura, the person who checked behind her doors and closets every time she came home. Sakura, the person who checked both ways before crossing the street. Sakura, who never went out with strangers (it might be the reason why she was twenty-two and still single, it might not). Sakura who ran a background check on everyone she's ever met. Sakura who always carried pepper spray in her purse. Sakura, the person who always checked if they had a condom on before they did the deed. Sakura, the person who always made sure she had her seat belt buckled. Sakura, who always smiled and said hello. Sakura, the nicest person you could ever meet.

Call her paranoid, but she watched a lot of criminal minds. She knows stuff.

Like how to make your death look like an accident.

Too bad she's the one who is dead.

Being dead, she decided, was boring. No, she wasn't in heaven, if she was she wouldn't be complaining. She was a ghost. A ghost, meaning she had unfinished business. What that unfinished business was she didn't know. Probably would never know at this rate. Her body was dumped in ridge of a highway, in a very black bag, how no one noticed it, she didn't know. She didn't know alot these couple of days, like who killed her. If she did know, you would see her haunting that said person to his death, hopefully making his life miserable every step of the way, and she would not be sitting on a very high tree branch watching as cars drove by.

It was only five days later when a police car drove by and stopped to investigate the large, very noticeable, black bag in the ridge of highway 15. Sakura jumped off her very large tree branch and landed very softly on the very mossy ground. The police man, Charles, his name tag read, opened the bag and immediately covered his nose, and gagged.

She didn't look so good.

Her skin once creamy and smooth skin was wrinkled and adopted a greenish hue, and her hair, once her most loved feature was oily and stiff with dried blood. Her once forest green eyes were no longer there, instead were dark holes filled with maggots and other bugs, and her once favorite dress was ripped and stained by blood. She was emanating a foul stench and as much as she wanted to, she couldn't gag and she couldn't cover her nose either, she would smell right through her sleve because she was dead. She was a ghost. She was made of air and the Kami decided to gift her with the gift of smell but did not give her a way of sheilding it.

"This is Grayson and I'd like to report a dead body on highway 15, I repeat a dead body on highway 15. I'd like to request some back up as well." Charles spoke into his walkie-talkie, wrinkling his nose at her corpse every time he caught sight of it. The walkie-talkie came back to life, making a white noise before a voice came out.

"Copy that, back up is on their way."

Sakura sat under the shade of the big tree she's been residing on the last two weeks. Watching as they began inspecting her body and closed off the area. It was all very...criminal minds like. She thought with amusment and then frowned. She had a friend who worked with cases like these, what was his name again? She snapped her fingers with a smile, That's right his name was Naruto.

She frowned again. He was going to be upset when he finds out.

Sakura snapped out of her thoughts when she felt a gaze on her. She felt it digging holes into her skin and-

Wait,

She was dead.

She wasn't supposed to feel any gazes on her. So she looked up.

In a highway filled with traffic and police cars, onyx met pale forest green. Here their journey would start.

Another fanfiction..yay!

So this came to me quite randomly actually and I kinda put it off for a while and then after an internal struggle I gave in and wrote this...

Anyways, update wise I'll try whenever I can but balancin two fanfic and school don't expect much. Wind comes first and then I'll update this one.

Should I continue or not? Let me know!