Disclaimer: Yes, yes I own them all.... Oh fine. i do not own gambit, iceman or any other of the x-men... BUT I DO HAVE PLANS TO ABDUCT BOBBY AND REMY... uh-uh I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud...*looks around to see if anyone heard*....*steps back into the shadows and disapears*...hehehe...
MALLRATS
By Nari
Chapter One-Rice krispies
//Bored, bored, bored.Kay, yep, dis is boring// Remy wandered down the hallway of the mansion, occasionally stopping to look behind a painting for a possible safe that he could break into to help alliviate his boredom. He was slowly making his way to the kitchen.
"What how can you say that? Jean is *so* not better looking that Rogue." Remy could hear Bobby's voice as it drifted down the hall. "I mean Rogue has that cool white stripe and everything...What do you mean skunk stripe?...How dare you instult Rogue like that!!...I'm not saying that Jean isn't hot too, just that Rogue is way better..." //Who de heck is he talkin' to anyway// Remy thought to himself. "Ewwww, now that's just wrong..." Remy walked into the kitchen expecting to see somebody sitting with Bobby but he was alone, save for a plate of rice krispies sitting in front of him at the table. "And anyway, it's not like he-"
"Bobby? Who are ya talkin' to?"
"Huh? Oh, my rice krispies will simply not listen to reason," Bobby said as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
"Oh." Remy paused for a moment not sure how to respond.
"Hey, guys! What's up?" Jubilee asked as she came zipping around the corner and headed straight for the fridge.
"Not much. Kinda bored, me. And Bobby's talking to his rice krispies," Remy replied.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" Bobby screeched flinging an ice arrow at the rice krispies, shattering both them and the kitchen table. Remy and Jubilee stared at him for moment.
"Yeeeaaahhhh. Sooo, what are you planning today, Jubes?" Remy asked, ignoring Bobby and turning back to Jubilee.
"Wolvie promised to tack me to the mall today, so that I could buy some new clothes and stuff. I'll probably stop buy the record store, and I, like, so totally have to go and visit the kittens at the pet store, even though Wolvie doesn't like them much, says there useless little fur balls. Well actually the language he used was, like, a lot worse than that, but I don't think I should-"
"Yeah, I t'ink I got it. De mall, huh? Mind if Remy tags along, least it would give him somet'ing to do."
"I don't mind at all. It will be good to have more people to carry packages." Jubilee grinned happily at the prospect of being able to buy more things. "How 'bout you Icecube? Want to come?"
"Sure. I don't really want to be around when Scott sees what I did to the table," Bobby said standing by the tables remains.
"GREAT!! Now we just to go and find Wolvie!" With that Jubilee bounced off down the hall.
About 10 minutes later in the garage...
"What do you mean their coming with us? uh-uh, no way. I did not agree to this," Logan stated stalking towards the mansion door.
"But Wolviiieeee, you promised," Jubilee whined tugging on his shirt and giving him puppy dog eyes when he turned to look at her. Bobby turned his pathetically pleading eyes on him and Remy began to pout.
"Awww, cripes. Fine." He gave in and walked back into the garage.
"Whew," Bobby whispered to Remy. "I really didn't want to have to carry all of Jubilee's things."
"Me neit'er," Remy whispered back.
Wolverine walked over to his jeep and got in."Well what are you all waiting for? Get in."
As if waiting for an invitation they all climbed into the jeep, Bobby and Remy in the back and Jubilee in the front with Logan.
"Why does Jubilee get to sit in the front? I'm older."
"I'm de oldest. I should get to sit in de front."
"Will you two shut up! Neither of you are sitting up front so just stay quiet."
There's about 3 minutes of silence.
"Remy's calling me names," Bobby shouted.
"I did not! You must be hearing t'ings."
"I am not crazy."
"Oh yeah, and who was talking to deir rice krispies dis morning?"
"Well I had to talk to somebody and nobody else would listen."
"Dere's a big surprise."
"Logan, tell Remy to stop picking on me."
"You're such a whiner, Drake."
"If you don't stop bugging me right now I'll tell Wolvie about the time you-"
"Shut your mout', Drake," Remy says as he jumps across the seat and claps his hand over Bobby's mouth making the rest of the sentence muffled. "Awwww, yyyuck. You licked me," Remy said in disbelief and disgust.
"HAH.Serves you right."
"Dat's it, you're going down."
"You think you can take me? Well bring it on!" Remy leaped across the seat at Bobby again and swung at him with one clenched fist. Bobby managed to duck his head out of the way. Remy's fist however traveled on and collided with the side of Wolverine's head instead.
*SNICKT* "IF ANY OF YOU MOVE OR MAKE *ANY* MORE NOISE I WILL STOP THIS JEEP AND GUT YOU ALL!!! GOT IT??!!" Wolverine had reached the end of his patience.
"Got it," both Bobby and Remy whispered, sinking back into their seats. Jubilee decided it would be best to remain quiet untill they got to the mall.
After about 30 minutes...
"Are we there yet?"
"Remy is still bored."
"Yes, were there." Wolverine sounded relieved. "Now all we have to do is find a place to park- Awwww, flamin' hell!!" They all looked towards the parking lot to find it completely packed with cars. Wolverine looked as though he might start sobbing at the sight.
"Remy's kicking the back of my seat," Jubilee complained.
"Hehehe."
"Grrrrrrrrr."
1 hour later...
"Finally," Wolverine muttered to himself as he pulled into an empty parking spot.
"Yes! Come on Wolvie. You have to come and help me carry packages," Jubilee exclaimed as she began running off towards the malls entrance. Wolverine began to follow her, Bobby and Remy close behind. "You two can help as well," Jubilee continued.
"Uh, I've just got something to do first. We'll split up and meet you guys for lunch later," Bobby said and with that he and Remy took of to the mall leaving Jubes and Logan behind.
"Oh well. Guess it's just you and me Wolvie. First we'll go get some clothes, then to the music store and then to the pet store to see kittens, and then ..."
Wolverine simply groaned and followed along.
tbc
MALLRATS
By Nari
Chapter One-Rice krispies
//Bored, bored, bored.Kay, yep, dis is boring// Remy wandered down the hallway of the mansion, occasionally stopping to look behind a painting for a possible safe that he could break into to help alliviate his boredom. He was slowly making his way to the kitchen.
"What how can you say that? Jean is *so* not better looking that Rogue." Remy could hear Bobby's voice as it drifted down the hall. "I mean Rogue has that cool white stripe and everything...What do you mean skunk stripe?...How dare you instult Rogue like that!!...I'm not saying that Jean isn't hot too, just that Rogue is way better..." //Who de heck is he talkin' to anyway// Remy thought to himself. "Ewwww, now that's just wrong..." Remy walked into the kitchen expecting to see somebody sitting with Bobby but he was alone, save for a plate of rice krispies sitting in front of him at the table. "And anyway, it's not like he-"
"Bobby? Who are ya talkin' to?"
"Huh? Oh, my rice krispies will simply not listen to reason," Bobby said as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
"Oh." Remy paused for a moment not sure how to respond.
"Hey, guys! What's up?" Jubilee asked as she came zipping around the corner and headed straight for the fridge.
"Not much. Kinda bored, me. And Bobby's talking to his rice krispies," Remy replied.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" Bobby screeched flinging an ice arrow at the rice krispies, shattering both them and the kitchen table. Remy and Jubilee stared at him for moment.
"Yeeeaaahhhh. Sooo, what are you planning today, Jubes?" Remy asked, ignoring Bobby and turning back to Jubilee.
"Wolvie promised to tack me to the mall today, so that I could buy some new clothes and stuff. I'll probably stop buy the record store, and I, like, so totally have to go and visit the kittens at the pet store, even though Wolvie doesn't like them much, says there useless little fur balls. Well actually the language he used was, like, a lot worse than that, but I don't think I should-"
"Yeah, I t'ink I got it. De mall, huh? Mind if Remy tags along, least it would give him somet'ing to do."
"I don't mind at all. It will be good to have more people to carry packages." Jubilee grinned happily at the prospect of being able to buy more things. "How 'bout you Icecube? Want to come?"
"Sure. I don't really want to be around when Scott sees what I did to the table," Bobby said standing by the tables remains.
"GREAT!! Now we just to go and find Wolvie!" With that Jubilee bounced off down the hall.
About 10 minutes later in the garage...
"What do you mean their coming with us? uh-uh, no way. I did not agree to this," Logan stated stalking towards the mansion door.
"But Wolviiieeee, you promised," Jubilee whined tugging on his shirt and giving him puppy dog eyes when he turned to look at her. Bobby turned his pathetically pleading eyes on him and Remy began to pout.
"Awww, cripes. Fine." He gave in and walked back into the garage.
"Whew," Bobby whispered to Remy. "I really didn't want to have to carry all of Jubilee's things."
"Me neit'er," Remy whispered back.
Wolverine walked over to his jeep and got in."Well what are you all waiting for? Get in."
As if waiting for an invitation they all climbed into the jeep, Bobby and Remy in the back and Jubilee in the front with Logan.
"Why does Jubilee get to sit in the front? I'm older."
"I'm de oldest. I should get to sit in de front."
"Will you two shut up! Neither of you are sitting up front so just stay quiet."
There's about 3 minutes of silence.
"Remy's calling me names," Bobby shouted.
"I did not! You must be hearing t'ings."
"I am not crazy."
"Oh yeah, and who was talking to deir rice krispies dis morning?"
"Well I had to talk to somebody and nobody else would listen."
"Dere's a big surprise."
"Logan, tell Remy to stop picking on me."
"You're such a whiner, Drake."
"If you don't stop bugging me right now I'll tell Wolvie about the time you-"
"Shut your mout', Drake," Remy says as he jumps across the seat and claps his hand over Bobby's mouth making the rest of the sentence muffled. "Awwww, yyyuck. You licked me," Remy said in disbelief and disgust.
"HAH.Serves you right."
"Dat's it, you're going down."
"You think you can take me? Well bring it on!" Remy leaped across the seat at Bobby again and swung at him with one clenched fist. Bobby managed to duck his head out of the way. Remy's fist however traveled on and collided with the side of Wolverine's head instead.
*SNICKT* "IF ANY OF YOU MOVE OR MAKE *ANY* MORE NOISE I WILL STOP THIS JEEP AND GUT YOU ALL!!! GOT IT??!!" Wolverine had reached the end of his patience.
"Got it," both Bobby and Remy whispered, sinking back into their seats. Jubilee decided it would be best to remain quiet untill they got to the mall.
After about 30 minutes...
"Are we there yet?"
"Remy is still bored."
"Yes, were there." Wolverine sounded relieved. "Now all we have to do is find a place to park- Awwww, flamin' hell!!" They all looked towards the parking lot to find it completely packed with cars. Wolverine looked as though he might start sobbing at the sight.
"Remy's kicking the back of my seat," Jubilee complained.
"Hehehe."
"Grrrrrrrrr."
1 hour later...
"Finally," Wolverine muttered to himself as he pulled into an empty parking spot.
"Yes! Come on Wolvie. You have to come and help me carry packages," Jubilee exclaimed as she began running off towards the malls entrance. Wolverine began to follow her, Bobby and Remy close behind. "You two can help as well," Jubilee continued.
"Uh, I've just got something to do first. We'll split up and meet you guys for lunch later," Bobby said and with that he and Remy took of to the mall leaving Jubes and Logan behind.
"Oh well. Guess it's just you and me Wolvie. First we'll go get some clothes, then to the music store and then to the pet store to see kittens, and then ..."
Wolverine simply groaned and followed along.
tbc