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Glaring Contest

Summary: Being between two prideful men has some advantages but a glaring contest over your head due to being shorter than them is a case for one Daniel Fenton when it comes to Vlad Masters and Dash Baxter.

Warnings: Au, ooc, language, established triad relationship

Baby blue eyes narrow with each second going by as the tension between the silver and blond men glaring over his head continues. Hints of pink graces soft cheeks as the twenty-two year old sighs.

He didn't have to look around seeing men and women reactions when it comes to his lover. Compared to the two strong built men, he's slim and almost feminine

"Bastard," Dash snarls.

"Stupid dumb fool," Vlad intones almost dismissively.

"I'm NOT DUMB!"

"Sure you aren't ass wipe."

"ASSHOLE GHOST FUCKER!"

"You seem to like it when I tugged your ear while we filled our Danny to the core," Vlad growls.

Danny flushes even more wanting this strange argument more in private and not out in the public. He turns his attention to the popcorn in his hands and starts eating it as his two lovers continue their annoying bickering and glaring contest 'These two are annoying asses then again they are my asses as it is. Ugh another pervert looking at me.'

Finally unable to hold onto his temper, Danny stops and screams loudly, "ALRIGHT YOU DAMN ANNOYING MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT I'M SHORTER THAN YOU TWO JACK ASSES! I'M SLEEPING IN THE GUEST ROOM AND EITHER OF YOU CAN FUCK EACH OTHER, DAMN SOCK, OR EVEN A TINY LITTLE PIPE! FUCKING SHIT I'M SURROUNDED BY IDOTIC ASSHOLES!"

Dash and Vlad stare at their lover with open mouth as he storms past them and turning ghost making them squirm in their spot at the icy cold glare in those beautiful neon green eyes. They are so dead unless they find a way to appease their sweet one's good graces.

Arashi: had a bit of a laugh at this little drabble. I know its nothing much really. Other than this is a request for Queen Hobbit22. Reviews are appreciated.