I swear it's not crack (well it's kind of crack), but it is short. I can do short after last chapter. Unfortunately, this is the last movie, and I have nothing to write until Civil War. I promise I'll see that the Friday it comes out and hopefully have the chapter up within a week. Someone come and yell at me to do it, please.

Ant Man

When the sensors went off, Skye and Sam did rock paper scissors. Sam won.

"What's going on out there?" he asked over coms. The senior Avenger felt the energy around her, and looked down to see a teeny, tiny person.

"Oh my God, you're so cute," Skye laughed picking him up. The man, not enjoying being manhandled, pressed a button and grew suddenly to be much larger than Skye. "Eh, still cute."

"Oh my God, you're Quake," he sounded like a fanboy, and Skye knew a thing or two about those. (Not that anyone could prove that that Iron Man cosplayer was her of course.) "I'd like to start off by saying I'm a huge fan. The name's Scott."

Skye smiled and flipped her hair, "Nice to meet you Scott, I mostly go by Skye around here. While you mostly go by 'intruder'. What are you doing here?"

"And why are you flirting with…" Skye turned off her coms not wanting to hear Pietro's objections. Her boyfriend always got so jealous, and Skye couldn't think with him and the others ranting in her ear.

"Sorry about that," Skye said with a smile. "The rest of the team is telling me I should be fighting you right about now for illegally invading an Avenger's facility, but I like you Scott Lang."

The man gave her a dumbfounded look. "How do you know who I am?"

"I was a hacker, still am when it comes up. Let's just say I approved of how you gave those people their money back. You're not a bad guy, which is why I haven't caused an earthquake to suck you into the ground yet. But if you don't explain to me why you're here I'm going to have to."

Scott seemed surprised to be so welcomed, but he smiled. "Well, um, I'm trying to save the world, you know how that is?" Skye nodded amused. "Cause as you can see I'm a super hero too, they call me ant man… Um and I need this piece of technology that you have in there. It's called a signal decoy. I was hoping I could borrow it for a few days. I'll give it back once the world is safe but…"

"Sure," Skye answered with a chipper smile. "But I'm coming with you. All new superheroes need an older one to help them. I'm sure you understand that."

Scott laughed, but shook his head. "Sorry, but you're Shield, and the man who I'm helping save the world hates Shield… You can't come. I'll be fine though, so long as you give me the signal decoy."

Skye didn't like the idea of this goofy guy running off to save the world alone. Then again, he was probably more competent than she'd been in the beginning. "Fine, let's go get it."

They found it easily, and Scott was about to take off when Skye called to him. "Wait, I need you to smash my coms unit and punch me in the face. That way it looks like I put up a fight and Stark won't kill me."

Scott destroyed the com easily, but he refused to punch her. "It's not because you're a girl, trust me, but this girl has been teaching me to punch and I'd really feel bad doing that to you because damn it hurts. You understand, right?"

Skye did. "Yeah, fine, good luck saving the world, Scott, if you need me… Send a sort of signal into the sky, maybe a giant ant or something. Then I'll come."

Scott left utterly bewildered by the strange Avenger, but intrigued enough to get him in trouble with Hope. "Honestly, they need more girls in that group if every guy gets as stupid as you around them. You're lucky she was friendly."

Scott knew a thing or two about Quake, so he knew he was lucky as well.