*nervous laugh* OK. I have got to have some of the worst sorta ADD in the world. But...I just gotta post this! *clears throat* OK. Lately I've noticed that a lot of my stuff is bordering on being sorta depressing (IDK why...that's just my style, I guess). At any rate, I decided that I'd try something totally new and different and write something that will be mostly upbeat and happy. I'm writing a WWE-style parody of one of my favorite cartoons, Steven Universe! =D Now, this is purely experimental, so I hope you guys like this enough to give it a chance. Enjoy, my loves. =)
Disclaimer: I own none of the wrestlers or anything from or relating to Steven Universe. Everything relating to Steven Universe is the property of the show's creator, Rebecca Sugar. The wrestlers used in this are the property of themselves, WWE, TNA, and the various other promotions they work for.
"NOOOO!" young Bayley Martinez could be heard yelling in the convenience store she normally went to. "It can't be!" Grabbing the nearby blonde in a tight hug, Bayley said "Emma! Please! Tell me it isn't so!"
"Let go of me, Bayley! Can't you see that I'm trying to restock the shelves here?" the blonde, an Australian teenager named Emma Dashwood said after she managed to wiggle her way out of Bayley's grip.
Watching as the ponytailed brunette slumped to the floor, the cashier, a brunette teen wearing glasses named Josh Matthews said "I'm sorry, Bayley. I guess they just stopped making them."
"Stopped making them?! But... but, why would they stop making Cookie Cats? They're only the single most delicious ice cream treat in the whole wide world. Has the world gone mad or something?!" Bayley asked.
"Tough cookies, Bay. I guess they just couldn't compete with Lion Lickers," Emma said as she put some bags of chips on one of the shelves and cast a quick glance back over to one of the freezers on the other side of the store that had a sign that said "Lion Lickers" on it.
"Oh, man! Not Lion Lickers. No one even likes these yucky things," Bayley said, sticking her tongue out in disgust before putting her hands on her hips and, shaking her head, saying "Kids these days. I tell you what." Walking back over to the mini refrigerator that once held her beloved ice cream treats, Bayley traced a drawing of a cat on the chilled glass front of the fridge while saying "Oh, Cookie Cats. With your creamy ice cream inside and your crunchy cookie outside...you were too good for this world" before kissing the outer edge of the fridge and hugging the machine.
Watching this rather sad display happen before him with Emma watching on beside him, Josh asked "Um, Bayley?"
Not saying anything, Bayley turned her head towards the older spiky-haired brunette, a slight pout on her face.
"Do you want to take the Cookie Cat fridge home with you? We probably won't be needing it anymore since Cookie Cats are discontinued," Josh said.
Hearing Josh offer her the fridge that once held her beloved ice cream sandwich treats, Bayley grinned widely and nodded her head vigorously while saying "Thank you thank you thank you thank you so much, Josh!" Bouncing in place as she let go of the mini fridge and Josh unplugged it for her, Bayley just couldn't wait to take it back home and show her guardians what she got from the store today.
And thus begins my WWE-style spin on Steven Universe (one of the best cartoons on TV today). I hope you guys that gave this a try stay tuned for the next part. In the next part, we meet the WWE versions of the other three Crystal Gems. Any guesses on who they may be? If not, stay tuned to find out. And, don't forget to R&R please to let me know if this is a keeper. =)