~*~ I do not own these characters. I own Lily, De owns herself, Kristin owns herself, Jess owns herself, Ian owns himself. Credit to Cassie Claire for the inspiration~*~





The Very Secret Diary of Lily, Queen of all Pretty Elves and Nerds Everywhere

Day 1:

In some strange place called Rivendell with De, Kris, Jess and Ian. Neat. Apparently, some secret meeting is going on outside. Lots of men invloved. Convinced the others to go with me to have a look.

De quite taken with the sight of grungy man in green velvet. Whatever.

Strange Elf guy with big brown eyes noticed me. Halfway smiled.

Elves sure are Pretty.

Kristin chased cute Scottish hobbit out to the meeting, thus getting us caught. Elf strongly resembling Agent Smith v. unhappy. Blonde Elf named after Lego's declared Grungy Green Velvet man as Aragorn son of Arathorn.

And that matters to me because?

Anyway, another grungy digbat with a big nose and a brain the size of a knat got into it with Pretty Elves. Mr. Brown Eyes NOT amused. Told them all to fuck off.

Go Him!

Day 1, later:

Thanks to De, we're now going on some stupid quest to destroy stupid ring.

"But I wanna go with hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim"

And that Boromir of Gondor twit is going too. Kristin got all snuggly with Scottish Hobbit, who is named Pippin.

Parents must be big fans of the musical.

Jess managed to get Lego boy to talk to her. They had a picnic and exchanged hair care ideas. Is now picking flowers with him.

Have found Mr. Brown Eyes. Name is Figwit. Wants to "talk" later. Fine by me.

Poor Ian. Arwen will not leave him alone. Seems she's mad at Heir Boy for giving her wrong Valentine's Day present.

Where are we again?

Day 2:

Have decided to take Figwit with me on quest. Most enjoyable "talk" last night, and awoke to breakfast in bed. He has agreed to let me use the rhinestone collar. Hurrah!

Thighs sure are sore.

How much Lembas bread can one person eat? I mean, seriously.

Arwen crying to me about Ian. Blubbering ninny. Ruined my new white sweater with her runny mascara. Must have talk with Ian. Cannot cope with this crying!! She looks like a horse!

Most disturbing.

De and Mr. Too Many Names hit it off. Let her hold broken sword. We still have not yet found out WHY they keep a broken sword lying around, but we'll pretend.

Met three other hobbits. Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee and Merry Brandybuck. Cute little chaps. Were quite disturbed by the activities Kristin engaged Pippin in last night.want to know what Karma Sutra is.

Will save that little talk for later.

Jess still picking flowers with Legolas.

Still surrounded by Pretty Elves.

Where's Figwit?