Disclaimer: I don't claim to own anything aside from the story itself. I wrote this purely for my, and hopefully your, entertainment.

My Expectation is About as Expected as I had Expected

By: Lose

Prologue

Youth is a lie. It's one big goddamn, phony lie. Those who say it's not a lie are stupid narcissists and riajuu who are so self-absorbed and integrated with society that they simply can't even begin to understand their naivety. I, however, being a pragmatic, pessimist-realist loner, have been granted the unique ability to understand all social situations perfectly because of my removal from society. I may be a loner, but I prefer it that way. Seriously, it's not because I have an off-putting personality or have faced unflinchingly constant rejection my entire life or anything, it's just that I choose to simply be alone. A riajuu like you wouldn't understand, so buzz off.

Also, I have rotten fish eyes and decent good looks.

This is a story of myself, (who is a pessimist-realist, I might mention) and what a 'normal' day's like as seen through the eyes of one Hikigaya Hachiman.

By the way, there's no such thing as normal. Normal is a term constructed by society to help reinforce the notions that individuals are doing things right, when in reality, there is no right and wrong. Everything is grey, and as a pessimist-realist, I'm one of the few who can understand this. Not many can, but I can because of my unique outlook on life.

Enough babbling though. Without further ado, let's get into the damn story. I have better things to do than just sit around all day explaining things to you (lol).