Everyone agrees that you do not mess with Hibari Tsunayoshi, no matter how useless he is. It is well known in Namimori that if you mess with Tsuna, you also draw the attention of Hibari Kyouya. And no one wants that.

It is unknown how Sawada Tsunayoshi became a Hibari. Some speculate that Tsuna is a long-lost relative, others disagree and say that Nana had enough of Tsuna and sent him off, keeping Ienari for her own. There was one boy who said that Tsuna is the heir to the mafia throne and was shipped off to the Hibari's for training, but how likely was that?

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"The herbivores are destroying my territory," Kyouya snarls darkly, "again."

"Aniki," Tsuna sighs tiredly. "Could you stop them? The repair bills are getting really high. We're going to have to start another fundraiser soon if this continues." Silence. "...Aniki?" Tsuna looks up from his mountain load of papers and sees a black jacket fluttering out of sight as its owner jumps out the window. Tsuna lets his head hit his desk with a thump.

Nami-chuu is a school where explosions (courtesy of Gokudera Hayato) and weapons in plain sight are considered normal. Also, Ienari running around in boxers. Yeah.

Why is this my life? Tsuna bemoans.

This all started two months ago. Before that, Ienari was perfectly normal (other than the fact he was a total douche) with average grades and a high number of friends. Then, something happened and chaos became a daily part of Namimori life. According to Kusakabe-san, Ienari had gained a baby(?) tutor who is the devil in disguise. Tsuna couldn't deny that he felt relieved he moved out of the Sawada household five years ago.

Who knows, maybe it could've been him running around in boxers instead of his (douche) twin brother.

Contrary to popular belief, Tsuna is not a long-lost relative or was not booted out by Nana. He isn't even going to get started on the one about his apparent mafia heritage. (Ha. As if that's even possible. Although that would explain the gunshots he heard over the phone call with his good-for-nothing dad.)

It's actually kind of stupid how Tsuna became a Hibari. Basically, the Hibari matriarch heard that he was eating lunch with Aniki (who wasn't Aniki at the time) and squealed about how her "cute little Kyou-chan finally had a friend!" and immediately filed adoption papers. Nana forgot about his existence regularly and Ienari was all too happy to see him gone, so there was no resistance at all.

Never let it be said that Hibari Miyu is sane.

Or has anything resembling common sense.

She's way better than Nana in terms of child-care, though. And Aniki is the best brother one could possibly have.

Deep, deep, deep down inside of Tsuna's heart, he is happy that he ended up with the Hibari family.

Don't tell them that, though. They'll get an even bigger head.

A/N: May or may not continue this. This is just a plot bunny that wandered into my head at night.