The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble

Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.

Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.

Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helps me with eliminations and everything else.

Rated T for wrestling violence and language.

This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.

Pre-Show Footage

Prior to the main show, some of the competitors were busy getting ready for this event and the cameras got some footage of what happened before the show.

Scene 1:

We cut to this huge bingo machine in the backstage area. It was spinning around jumbling the entrant number each time, standing beside it was the principal owner of WWE, Stephanie McMahon, and her husband, the C.O.O of WWE and a competitor for this rumble, Triple H.

"Hunter, do you think this is a good idea for you to enter this rumble," Stephanie asked Triple H.

"Relax Steph, I can easily handle this match, I may not have Shawn with me, but my pure strength can easily dominate this whole rumble," Triple H said.

Then, the duo see a pair of guys coming their way, it was the father and son duo, Al Bundy and his son, Bud Bundy.

"Hey Al, Bud, nice to see you here," Triple H said to the Bundy duo.

"Thanks for letting us come Hunter, I was a fan of yours in the past, but now I'm not a fan of this Triple H," Al Bundy said to Triple H.

"Well, I'm doing what is best for business," Triple H said to the father and son.

"Well, having your asshole of the former Shield stable with that World Heavyweight Championship on him is the worst thing for business since Gillberg," Bud Bundy said to Triple H.

"Shut the hell up Bud," Stephanie said to Bud angrily, and she continued, "now, I have chosen your numbers for you and your father."

Then, Stephanie hands Al and Bud these capsules that has their numbers in it. Al and Bud opened up their capsules and they see what numbers they got.

"Hey Bud, see if you can beat that," Al said to Bud and shows him his number.

"I think you should look at it again," Bud said to his father.

Al then looked at his number again and he had this shocked look on his face.

"I think you might need an ambulance after this because you are going to be creamed," Bud said and he walked away and Al left soon after that.

"I hope that Al knows what he is in for," Triple H said.

"What the hell Hunter," said a man from a distance, but it turns out to be the current World Heavyweight and United States Champion, Seth Rollins.

"What do you want Rollins," Triple H asked Seth.

"I'm the face of the WWE, I shouldn't be competing in this mockery of a Royal Rumble," Seth said in anger.

"But Seth, as the current champion, we need the WWE to represent in this rumble," Stephanie said to Seth.

"Well, I think this is crap, me competing with these pathetic characters from crappy shows is ridiculous," Seth said in anger.

"We are lucky to have this event happen, so you either shut up or leave this building," Triple H said as he got into his face, then Seth just walked off in anger.

"Man, it is getting harder to deal with these wrestlers these days," Triple H said.

Scene 2:

Down the hall, we see the WWE Tag Team Champions, The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods) walking looking happy as they ever were. Then, they see Twilight Sparkle, Flash Sentry, and Sunset Shimmer, so they decide to have a chat with them.

"Look at we got, the students of Canterlot High," Kofi Kingston said.

"Um actually, I'm not from Canterlot High," Twilight Sparkle said to Kofi.

"Well don't worry Twilight, you could easily become a student of this average high school or join real winners like us or the Shadowbolts," Kofi said.

"Hey, don't insult us by comparing us to the rival school," Flash said to The New Day.

"What Flash, are you still mad you lost to a bunch of Sirens, well you can get back up and join another band of winners," Big E said to Flash as Twilight and Sunset were holding back Flash from attacking the team.

"Then there is Sunset Shimmer," Xavier Woods said to the fiery student.

"Like I'm afraid of some wannabe Fabulous Freebirds," Sunset said to The New Day.

"Big talk from a girl that got beat by a princess," Xavier said to Sunset.

"But you see Sunset and your band of misfits can not match against someone like us, but don't worry everybody, you still have champions like us because," Kofi said and he started to clap his hands and said, "New, Day, Rocks."

"New, Day, Rocks," Big E and Xavier Woods said as they clapped their hands together, and the trio walked off still saying their catchphrase and clapping their hands.

"Are they gone," Twilight Sparkle asked Flash Sentry and Flash looked over, and he sees they are gone.

"Yes, they are gone," Flash said to Twilight.

"New, Day, Sucks," Twilight Sparkle said as she clapped her hands.

"New, Day, Sucks," Flash and Sunset said as they clapped their hands and they join Twilight in mocking The New Day.

Then, we see the three Canterlot High teens keep making fun of The New Day, with their chant and the clapping.

Scene 3:

In a different part of the building, Captain America was busy polishing his shield when Rusev came up to him and got into his face.

"You think you are the best hero of all of the USA, well you are most pathetic person I have seen in all of my life," Rusev said angrily at Captain America.

"How dare you insult me and all of the USA," Captain America said.

"You don't know who I am, I'm the most dominate super athlete in all of the WWE," Rusev said.

"Say the guy that lost to John Cena three times," Captain America said.

"You better shut your mouth," Rusev shouted at the American hero.

"Or what," Captain America said as he ready his shield and said, "I defeated The Red Skull and The Winter Soldier with this, I can surely defeat you."

Rusev then just walked away, not saying a word.

"Wow, that was easy," Captain America said.

"Oh yeah, you haven't dealt with me," said this person behind him, that person was former NXT Champion, Kevin Owens.

"I personally will make sure you would not be able to walk again," Kevin said.

"Big talk for someone that turn on his best friend and put him out of action for a year," Captain America said to Kevin Owens.

"I can agree with that," said this person behind Kevin, that guy was former WWE star turned Lucha Underground star, John Morrison or now better known as Johnny Mundo.

"When my friend turned on me, I became one of the best singles wrestlers in the company and he is just another face in the background, as for me, I can take pain, I got sent into a window and I still continue fighting, so you better watch your back," Johnny Mundo said to Kevin Owens.

"I don't have time for this," Kevin Owens said as he walked away from this conversation.

"Man, that guy is a sore loser," Johnny Mundo said to Captain America.

"Tell me about it," Captain America said to Johnny Mundo.

Scene 4:

We see the huge bingo machine almost completely empty. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon were standing beside it and only a few minutes away from the event to begin.

"Well, only moments away from the big event," Stephaine said to Triple H and she asked, "are you ready for it?"

"Oh yeah, I'm ready and I don't care, who is in my way, I will destroy them," Triple H said.

Then we see three of the competitors from Total Drama (which was Owen, Geoff, and Bridgette) come walking down the hall and up to the machine.

"Hey, we got some celebrities here, three of the teens from Total Drama," Triple H said to the teens.

"Thanks dude, do you have our numbers," Geoff asked Triple H and he throws him their numbers.

"Perfect," Owen said and then he asked, "hey, have you seen this small girl, long hair, kind have this freaky vibe."

"Oh Dawn, yeah she was here and grab her number," Stephanie said and continue, "she says that she got trained by some WWE Hall of Famer."

"Yeah, I will believe that," Triple H said.

"Well, I see you in the ring or I may not," Triple H said as the cast just walked away.

"I hope I eliminate him from the match," Bridgette said to Geoff.

"Well Steph, is about time, looks like this rumble is about to begin," Triple said as he walked away, getting ready for his match.

Well everyone, next chapter the rumble begins. I will do the first two entrants to start and every minute another person will enter the ring (I originally wanted to do two minutes, but that would be a ten hour show, which is very impossible to do). Who will be the first two entrants, you have to wait to find out.