A/N: This idea was knocking around in my head, so I thought to try and write a Crossover fic for it.


The cul-de-sac was quiet as morning came. The sun was rising, casting the neighborhood in a pleasant glow. The kids of the neighborhood were all starting to rise, none of them knowing what was to befall three certain friends.

"ED!" came the sound of a crazed banshee in the form a red headed girl named Sarah. She was stomping down the stairs to her big brother's room before kicking the door open. The room was a pit of comic books, various posters and figurines, and lots of trash everywhere. "ED! GET OUT OF BED!" Ed rose at his sister calling his name and looked at her angry face before giving off a big grin.

"Hello baby sister." he said.

"MOM SAYS TO GET UP FOR BREAKFAST!" she yelled before slamming his door shut. Ed before jumping out of bed in his briefs, running out the door, and jumping into the dryer just outside his room. He then popped back out in his usual attire before racing upstairs to start his day. He was in the kitchen where his mom, his dad, and Sarah all were before causing a bit of chaos in the kitchen looking for a bowl for some Chunky Puffs.

"Edward!" said his mother in a stern voice.

"Yes Mommy?" he said as he poured the cereal and milk into a bowl.

"You know better then to throw utensils around the kitchen!" she said. Sarah grinned while eating her eggs at Ed getting chewed out by their mother while her father just kept to his newspaper. Ed just hung his head with a sad look, but it only last a few seconds until his mother turned and he began eating his cereal. He was chewing his third bite before he sat up and blinked. What sounding like a chorus of humming was echoing in his ears.

"Huh?" Ed said as he listened to the humming before it died down. He stared off into space while picking his ear before he began happily eating his cereal again.

-Eddy's-

Eddy was inside the kitchen of his house eating some scrambled eggs that his mother had made while thinking up a new scam. He was thumbing through his Who to scam and When book while he chewed.

'Hmm. It's Saturday, so today's pidgeon is Rolf.' he thought as he imagined swindling Rolf of his money for some jawbreakers. He finished his eggs and was heading for the door to get his friends Ed and Double D before he heard something like humming in his ears. 'What the? Did I leave my record player on?'

-Edd's-

Edd, or Double D as he was known to the whole neighborhood, was up early and quietly eating some fresh fruit alone in his kitchen. He was excited as he had been waiting for a day like this to come. Only three sticky notes worth of chores had been pasted around the house, so he practically had the entire day to himself. Normally his days would be spent helping Eddy out with scams, most of which were against his will, but today was different. Today he was going to look for an animal he heard was said to be recently living in the woods nearby. He quickly got through his chores and was getting some food ready to take on his hunt before he paused. He began to hear a strange humming in his ears and was now looking for the source of the noise. 'What on Earth?' he thought before it died down. 'Strange. Was I just imagining it?'

"Hey Double D!" Eddy yelled from behind him, making him jump.

"Eddy! You know I hate that!" Double D yelled as Ed came in through the screen door. "Ed! That's the third screen door you've ruined!"

"Oops!" Ed said before laughing.

"Forget that Sockhead. I've got the scam of all scams ready to be done today!" Eddy said.

"Apologies Eddy, but I'm afraid that it'll have to wait." Double D said.

"What do you mean 'It'll have to wait?' What? Your folks have you swamped in sticky notes again?" Eddy asked.

"Quite the opposite. I've already finished all the chores my parents have assigned me." Double D said.

"Then what's holding you up? It's Saturday, and Rolf's the Pidgeon of the Day!" Eddy said.

"Sorry Eddy, but I'm afraid that I'm going to be dealing with an actual bird today." Double D said.

"Is it a chicken?!" Ed asked.

"No Ed. I've heard talk that somewhere in the woods is said to be an undiscovered species of owl! Doesn't the thought of discovering something new sound exciting?" Double D said with a big smile.

"I hate birds." Eddy said in an irritated tone while Ed began searching around inside Double D's fridge for anything that he liked. "And how is discovering a new one more important than my scam?"

"To become famous in the eyes of all who hold science dear-"

"Did you say famous?" Eddy asked while holding onto Double D's face.

"Indeed." Double D said.

"And with fame comes fortune!" Eddy said while his thoughts quickly turned to cash. "Alright boys! We're hunting owls!"

"Technically, we're researching-" Double said before Eddy dragged him away to gather stuff to catch the owl.

"Hurry up Lumpy!" Eddy yelled. Ed ran off while his head getting caught on something in the fridge, causing it to crash around while he ran after his friends.

-In the Woods-

The Eds were now traversing through the woods to try and find the owl. Double D brought a camera to take it's picture, Eddy brought a net to capture it, and Ed brought his gym bag to stuff the owl into.

"So, where's the bird?" Eddy asked.

"The last sighting of the owl was said to be around here." Double D said.

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" Ed said. "Owls are like chickens!" Eddy and Double D looked at Ed like he was even dumber than before.

"Anyway, let us continue our search gentlemen." Double D said.

-2 hours later-

Eddy was riding piggyback on Ed, who was walking behind Double D.

"Where is that dumb bird?!" Eddy yelled. "We've been out here forever and haven't seen it!"

"Patience Eddy. We haven't looked everywhere." Double D said.

"I can't wait to find and hug our new friend!" Ed said as he looked around.

"Yeah, well I'm ready to call it a day." Eddy said. "I could be scamming Rolf by now."

"Well, it is close to lunchtime. Maybe a break would be an ideal option." Double D said.

"Finally. Let's get out of here." Eddy said. "Go Ed." Eddy said as he pointed back the way they came. Ed didn't move from where he stood, leaving Eddy to just sit on his shoulders.

"Ed?" Double D said when he noticed they hadn't moved.

"Hey! Come on Ed!" Eddy said. Ed still didn't move. He just stared off in one direction with his eyes slightly turned up. Both Eddy and Double D looked up at where he was looking before Double D gasped. Perched high up on a branch was an owl that was easily larger than Ed.

"That's it!" Double D whispered in excitement as he fumbled to get his hands to properly use the camera. "That's the owl!"

"It's huge!" Eddy said before his eyes turned into dollar signs. "I'm gonna be so rich!"

"Hello Mr. Owl. My name is Ed!" Ed said while waving up at the owl. "What's your name?"

"Kaepora Gaebora." Ed still had on a big smile, while Eddy and Double D stared. The camera slowly slipped out of Double D's hand while Eddy pointed at it.

"Did...that owl just...talk?" he asked.

"Do you see anyone else speaking?" said the owl, it's beak moving with the words.

"A talking owl!" Double D said. He didn't know if he should be amazed or terrified. Eddy however, decided to take action.

"CATCH IT ED! I'M GONNA BE SUPER RICH!" Eddy shouted as he stood up on Ed's shoulders and wildly pointed at the owl.

"Okay Eddy." Ed said before running towards the tree that Kaepora was perched on. Ed was halfway there before Kaepora spread his wings and flapped them once which sent a powerful gust of wind towards them. Ed was knocked off his feet and into his friends, sending the trio headfirst into a tree. Ed was the only one barely conscious as Kaepora left the tree and dived towards them before he blacked out.


Double D could hear nothing at first, but the sound of children talking slowly became louder as his eyes strained to open. He blinked a few times before he saw something strange flying above his head. It appeared to a tiny ball of shining light with wings attached fluttering above his head.

"What's this?" he asked himself.

"Look! One of them's awake!" came a child's voice. Double D slowly sat up as he rubbed the sore spot on his head and looked around. He remembered being out in the forest, so he was very confused when he found himself inside a strange abode made of wood. He looked straight to see a girl in green clothing looking at him with another ball of winged light flying close to her. "Are you okay?"

"Huh?" he said as he looked at her. "My head hurts a little. Where am I?"

"His clothes are strange." Double D looked out a window to see a bunch of kids in similar clothing with more orbs of winged light all looking at him.

"And he doesn't have a fairy."

"Is he like Link?"

"Where'd they come from?"

"Hey." came a groan from another bed. Double D looked to see Eddy sitting up in one bed, and Ed loudly snoring away in another. "Keep it down. I'm trying to sleep."

"Eddy!" Double D said to get his attention. Eddy looked to see Double D and a bunch of kids looking at him.

"Double D? Where are we?" he asked as he looked around.

"I'm not sure. I remember seeing that giant owl, then feeling all that wind, then nothing." Double D said.

"That's enough chit-chat!" said a kid as he walked in a glared at the two Eds. He, like the other children, also had a fairy flying next to him. "You got some explaining to do!"

"Who are you shrimp?" Eddy asked.

"My name's not shrimp! I am the great Mido, the boss of the Kokiri!" said the boy.

"Kokiri?" Double D asked.

"That's right. And you three better start telling us where you came from and why you're here." Mido demanded.

"Um, excuse me." Double D said. "Pardon me for asking, but where exactly are we?"

"You don't know? What are you stupid? You're in th-WILL YOU WAKE HIM UP?! HIS SNORING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!" Both Ed and Double D looked at Ed, who was snoring away on his bed.

"Apologies." Double D said before he walked over to Ed and began to lightly shake him. "Ed. Come on Ed. Wake up."

"Let me Double D." Eddy said before he stretched Ed's ear a bit and inhaled. "WAKE UP ED!" he yelled, shaking the whole room around them. Ed's eyes slowly opened before he yawned and looked around. He spotted Eddy and Double D before grinning.

"Hi guys!" he said.

"He doesn't look too bright." one of the children said.

"They all look like idiots." Mido said. "And as for what you asked earlier, this is the Kokiri Forest, home of the Kokiri."

"Kokiri...Forest?" Double D said as he stood up and slowly walked towards the window. The children backed up as he looked out the window. The forest they were in was gone. Instead, there was a clearing full of giant stumps with windows and doorways in them. Ed and Eddy joined him in their shock as they stared out the window, completely at a loss as to what they were seeing.

"Where...are we?"


A/N: Please tell me what you all thought.