"Good morning, sir. Coffee?"

"Sure. Thanks, J."

"You are very welcome. U and Butterfingers are running low on battery. Shall I-"

"Get those bastards to their charging stations. Didn't I do that last night?"

"No, sir. I believe last night was spent raving outside about SHIELD's ridiculous working hours."

"... But I spend all of my time here."

"My point exactly."

"Alrighty then. JARVIS, bring up some Advil and water. Christ, I really need to stop drinking so much."

"Somehow, 'I told you so' doesn't make a very good response to that."

"You worry about me more than Pepper. I didn't think that was physically possible."

"Neither did I."

"I'm telling Pepper you said that."

"Then I shall be forced to tell her you've gone forty six hours, thirty-two minutes without sleep."

"... I was kidding, Jarv."

"..."

"...is. JARVIS. You didn't let me finish!"

"Of that, I am well aware, sir. Your coffee is ready. Would you like me to deliver it?"

"Sure."