NOTES:

ALL HUMAN

ONE SHOT OR . . . SEE BOTTOM

HUMOUR

3RD PERSON

DONT OWN TWILIGHT

ENJOY . . .

Edward was sat in his room listening to Debussy when Alice burst in and ripped his expensive headphones off.

"Hey Eddy! Can you help me? Pleeeeeeease?! Pwetty please?!" she said in a sweet irresistible voice and putting on her famous killer heart-breaking pout on.

"What do you want, Pixie?"

"Um . . . my bathroom toilet is blocked!"

"Okay."

He went to Alice's make-up cluttered bathroom and grabbed a reddish-brownish plunger and some yellow stretchy gloves. Shoving the plunger into toilet bowl, he worked on unclogging it.

"Alice, there better not be a shit load if crap in here! Why did you ask me? Couldn't you have asked Emmett?"

Just then Emmett walked in and plonked himself inside the bath-tub yelling, "Hey Ed! Dare you to grab whatever nasty thing is down there!"

"Eww, No!"

"Pussy!"

"Okay, Okay, Pere pressure much?"

"Um . . . guys, I don't think that's a very good idea!" said Alice meekly, regretting asking help from a boy. She should have asked her mom, Esme she thought.

But nobody listened

Just then, the blond twins, Jasper and Rosalie, in to see what all the commotion was about.

They laughed at Edwards face as he groped around in the toilet.

Gagging, he pushed his hand in deeper and pulled out . . . A DRIPPING, BLOOD STAINED TAMPON!

"ARGH!" he screamed throwing it at Jasper, who was the closest to him.

"ARGHH!" Jasper shrieked running around the massive bathroom with the tampon on his shoulder.

Edward rushed over with the wet plunger and jumped on Jasper whilst knocking the tampon off with the plunger. It knocked off and fell on Rosalie

"EEEEEEEKKKKKKK!" she shrieked. Gosh! Emmett thought. She's a girl and Alice is a girl so its not that bad for her! Poor Jasper!

Rosalie picked it off her and threw it at Emmett and it landed in his hair.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY HAIR! MY POOOOR POOOOOOR HAIR!" he screamed and leapt out of the bath-tub.

He picked it out of his curls and threw it, like a grenade, out the door.

Right into Carlisle's pissed face. SMACK!

Ooh Crap they all thought

HAHA I LOVED WRITING THAT! I'M NOT SURE IF THERE ARE ANY FICS LIKE THIS.

IF YOU WANT A SEQUEL, REVIEW, ITS SIMPLE!

IF I DO MAKE A SEQUEL IT WILL BE CALLED: THE CONSERQUENCES OF A BLOCKED TOILET.

REVIEW AND LOOK OUT FOR IT!

:)

RAHIMA