A/N: I got wifi- yay! For fifteen minutes so... Darn it. My email for some reason isn't alerting me, so I have to check pm's physically and I don't usually do that, so sorry if I'm not replying. And the fact that there's no wifi helps a bit... Anyway, disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or James Bond or the TV show I reference...

Part Two : The Spy

The man sighed and put his head to his hands. The gun sat before him threateningly on the table. Across the table a woman sat with her hands cuffed before her.

"Jared, Really. You don't have to do this."

The man looked up at her and brown eyes met steel. The woman quickly looked away.

"My name isn't Jared, nor Jenson."

"But you said-"

"People kept interrupting me and you supposed my name as you supposed I was human."

He stood up and straightened his torn and blood stained suit.

"I know that you're a vespiform in human form, so don't argue. I charge you with the following crimes against humanity."

He began to list a huge smattering of crimes. The woman stared open mouthed then she snapped it shut quickly.

"Jared-"

The man scowled and picked up the gun, holding it to her head, "For the last time! That isn't my name!"

The woman burst into tears. Now she was trying to deter him.

"Shut up, woman!"

She stopped and finally dropped the act and buzzed at him, "Fine. But before you kill me, at leazzzzzzt tell me who you are."

He cocked the gun, "I'm a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous."

Her eyes widened.

"And my name is Bond. James Bond."

A shot rang out across the facility and later that day the London police found the body of the serial killer splayed out on the floor.