This is between saving Rukia and winter war.

Warnings: this will have boy x boy in it but that comes later in the story. If you don't like that kind of thing then don't read. Characters will be a bit ooc. There might be some bad spelling and whatnot so sorry ahead of time. Rated M just in case.

Disclaimer: I don't own none of the characters from Bleach or Naruto.

"So let me get this straight, you found a way to another dimension using your converted senkaimon."

"Yes"

"And you need a power source for the portal thingy to keep it open."

"Correct"

"And, so, because you think I would actually do this you wake me up early on a Sunday morning to be your living battery right."

"Correct." smiles a blond man wearing a green stripe bucket hat. Across from him sits an annoyed orange headed teenager name Ichigo Kurosaki.

"Urahara", growls Ichigo, "There is no way in hell that I am having anything to do with this experiment of yours go do it yourself." Scowling Ichigo starts to get when Urahara waves two tickets in front of him before putting them on the table. Hiding his face behind hid fan Urahara knows he has the boy's attention now.

"I have heard that your sisters have wanted to go to a certain show that has been sold out for months." smiling even more when he sees Ichigo twitching with irritation of being guilt trip. Urahara knows that Ichigo would do almost anything to keep his little sisters happy.

"Buutt, since you aren't going to help me I'll just have to sell these to someone else." grinning in victory Urahara can tell Ichigo's will is about to collapse. "Fine you bastard." giving the shopkeeper a death glare.

Following Urahara further into the store, Ichigo scowls even more when another annoyance makes itself known.

"you really fell for this time king, you must love being everyone's doormat." said the pale being that shares a soul with Ichigo. "You should have told that Hat n Clogs where he could've shove those tickets and left, but no, you have to be the nice guy."

"Shut up hollow." Ichigo yells mentally.

"Aw what's the matter king truth hurts huh?" the hollow said mockingly, "how about we start calling you doormat instead."

"I said shut up you bastard, or I'll come in there and make you shut up."

"oh really, you doooorrrrmmmaatttt." drawing out the last word Ichigo fires back a responds when Urahara interrupts their argument.

"Ichigo, is everything alright?'' asks a concern Urahara.

"Yeah, everything fine." responds Ichigo while looking everywhere but at his once teacher his hollow snickering in his mind, "can we just get this over with?''

"Sure, well I just need you to put on this harness and sit right on this X."

"Wait don't I need to be in my soul form for this?"

"Nope, I found an away around that."

"Huh, what do you mean you found a way around that?" ask a concern Ichigo, 'what is the pervert thinking.'

"King now would be a good time to scram." came his hollow, "I am getting a weird feeling from this we need to leave NOW!"

"Shut up." Said Ichigo, "Why do you care….Why are you even talking to me…where's Zangetsu?"

"tch, idiot how many times do I have to say it IAM ZANGETSU, now listen this can really fuck us up….."

"You think I don't know that." Ichigo yells back cutting off anything else the other being was going to say.

"Ya make me wonder sometim….."

"SHUT UP"

"Ch fine but don't come whining to me when you get killed….again." says his hollow as he fades into the back of Ichigos' mind.

Turning his attention back to the shopkeeper, Ichigo notices that Urahara had clamp cables to the harness while he was talking to his hollow. "Um Urahara what are these things for?"

"Well they are going to suck that spiritual pressure out of you and feed it to the senkaimon." Says Urahara like he was talking to a student who was caught sleeping. Stepping back to his machine Urahara flips some switches and buttons bring the senkaimon to life. Instead of a bright light like last time there is now a clear liquid gel surface. Now Ichigo isn't the most observant person but even he can tell something wrong. There is no way that thing should be getting bigger. Turning to ask Urahara why that was he sees that it's not getting bigger he's getting pull towards it.

"URAHARA!"

"DAME IT KING do something or we are gonna get suck into it. And this is good time to tell you I. Told. You. So." Ichigo could just see his hollow crossing his arms and sticking out his tongue.

"Oi Hat n Clogs turn it off!" Ichigo yells

"Now, now, Ichigo-kun there's nothing to worry about." Ichigo, giving the man a pain on site glare, looks down to see that he is up to his torso in the liquid gel making up the entry to the portal. Grabbing on to whatever he can fine to anchor himself, he tries to climb back out of the gel. But, before he can start a piece of debris smacks him in the head knocking him all the back into the portal. And before Urahara can do anything the machine shuts off leaving him to stare at the place where his once student was. "Uh oh" was the only thing he could say.

"KING"

Huh

"King, wake the hell up."

What

"IDIOT KING Wake up before I take over and eat everyone you love."

Snapping open his eyes, and intensely regretting it, closes them again to block out the harsh light. Slowly opening them again, what he sees surprise's him to the point of blushing form embarrassment. Looking down at him is a blue-eyed blond with long spikey hair. Said blond was cradling Ichigo's head in his lap and until now was just staring at him, But Ichigo only seem to notices the blonds very blue eyes.

"Pff getting lost in a complete strangers eyes, really king your such a girl."

"Shut up Shrio."

"Shrio?" Says the now name Shrio lifting up one of his eyebrows.

"Got tired of calling you hollow all the time." Deadpans Ichigo

"Not very creative are ya." Snickers Shrio

"Why yo….

"Oh good your awake, I was starting to wonder if you were ever goanna wake up." Says the blond, "You hit the ground pretty hard when you fell." Looking up at Ichigo the blond can see the confusion on his face. "You fell from a great height and made a very deep crater, the sound of impact is what lead me to find you."

"Oh" was the only thing Ichigo could think to say.

"Yes I had a time pulling you out, you didn't seem to be injure so you can see why I was worry that you hadn't woken up…um…are you paying attention?"

"Oh…um…yeah kinda um who are you and can I get up now? And where are we exactly?" asks Ichigo, 'I actually want to stay in his lap a little bit longer…..no, no, bad Ichigo don't go there.'

As if he can read minds the blond chuckles, "he he yea sure, my name is Minato Namikaze. To answer your other question I don't know where we are either."

Stun at the fact that Ichigo felt a shiver from just hearing Minato's name and the fact that neither of them know where they at. Ichigo says the first thing that comes to mind.

"Shit"

"Again, I told ya so." Shrio says mockingly

Noticing that Minato seems to be waiting so Ichigo to respond he turns towards him "Ichigo Kurosaki"

"Nice to meet you…..If you would follow me back I made camp further up to the tree line." Minto points behind him, "and I should have some extra clothes for you too."

Wondering what Minato meant Ichigo looks down and sees that his clothes did not survived the journey through the portal, the thing saving him from total embarrassment is a scrap of his jeans covering his lower parts. Turning even redder Ichigo rushes to catch up to Minato. In his inner world Shrio is on the ground laughing at his king.

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