Extenuating Circumstance Ch. 2: Prepping For War… or somethin'
Story Arc 1: Harry PotHead and the Sorcerer's Stoned
Please not that this story contains Drug abuse, mentions of drug abuse, rape and attempted rape, Child abuse, gore, sex, death, Horrific and Brutal Death, Dumbledore bashing, Ronald Weasley Bashing, and arson… Lots and lots of arson.
Also please note that I'm not a drug dealer, and never have been so if I get the pricing and weighing and all that other drug related shit wrong don't blame me! Also Note that I am American born and bred so if I fuck up any of you brits lingo I'm not doing it on purpose. Please do not flame me!
If you see something out of whack please tell me… Also… REVIEW! No reviews mean no new chapters! Constructive Critism accepted. Nonsensical flamers will be flamed back.
Okay so now that most of the standard bullshit is out of the way let me start off by say I'm SO sorry guys! I was planning on releasing this chapter within a week of the first! Yes the asking for 20 reviews was SUPPOSED to be a joke! Unfortunately my computer decided it wanted to go for a swim! T-T
Well I'd finally gotten it fixed and Low and behold Google Docs thought it'd be swell idea to go ahead and delete EVERYTHING I had saved on it! Needless to say I haven't been a very happy camper. But now I'm back and so without further ado here's The Chapter!
"Talking"
'Thinking'
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"Demonic Brain Talking"
(Blood Magic)
Magic Spell
Summary: Amelia R. (Rosaline) Evens (fem/harry) never got the chance to be normal. Thrown out of her bitch of an aunt's home at 7, she has had to learn how to survive on the streets. Now 4 years later she goes to Hogwarts with access to: Elemental magic, Blood Magic, guns, drugs, and a badass attitude how will the rest of the student body possible survive?
(Story Start! Amelia's POV! 3rd Person POV!)
Exiting the "Secret" base of the London Saints.' Honestly this place wasn't all that hard to find considering it has their fucking Logo in neon super emblazoned on the fucking building! Honestly if all gangster are this stupid it was a wonder the lot of them weren't all caught already… oh… wait… the Bobbies are just as stupid… Damn it it's a wonder the human race ever got off the ground!' Amelia thought to herself with a sigh as she headed back towards her park. She'd need some rest if she was going to do more stupid stunts like the one she'd just pulled.
"Honestly who strolls into a gangster's "hideout" and demands to be paid cash for drugs that were probably stolen from them?" Amelia wondered aloud scrunching up her nose adorably in confusion.
(Across the Ocean)
"ACHOO!" the most powerful woman and the known world sneezed.
"Are you okay Madam President?" her assistant asked concerned putting down another stack of paperwork for her to look over.
"Lesley for the Last time it's either Alicia or if that's too informal for my lovely lover then you can call me by my last name!" Alicia huffed at her girlfriend/assistant. "And I'm fine Sam is probably just cussing me out again." She shrugged.
"If you are sure then Ms. Gordon." Lesley replied uncertainly.
Rolling her eyes at her girlfriend's insisted formality. Getting a wicked idea Alicia suddenly reached over and pulled Lesley into her lap!
"Let go of me you brute!" Lesley squeaked her cheeks turning a nice pink.
"Nope! You've been a bad, bad girl and you need to be punished!" Alicia purred seductively, while flipping a switch on her desk that would shut down all the cameras in her office and lock all the doors.
Now Playing- Marvin Gaye by Charlie Puth
"Damn it where does that Music come from!?" Alicia demanded, "Ugh fuck it I don't care!"
(Back Across the Pond!)
[5:33 PM, Sept 22, 1987. Sothern London, Commercial District] [Kennington Park]
Amelia groaned in relief as she settled into "her tree". Reaching into a bundle of branches on a slightly higher level Amelia pulled out a rather familiar black and yellow book with the words written boldly on its side Drug Dealing for Dummies. "Who knew they literally made a book for everything?" Amelia wondered before hugging her book. "And whoever was stupid enough to throw this away was an idiot!" cracking open her book for a little studying Amelia was suddenly struck by a realization. 'If they actually have a Drug Dealing for Dummies… what's to say that they don't have one for making them?' She thought with a malicious grin.
"Exploit Found! Whoa!" Amelia cheered and subsequently nearly fell out of her tree. "Note to self: Cheering in a tree is not a smart Idea." She said with a serious face while writing said note on a Notepad with a pen she got from… somewhere…
"Where'd I get these from?" Amelia wondered looking at her new writing utensil and pad in confusion. Shrugging she flipped to a fresh page and quickly jotted down a list of objective.
Super-Secret Plan on World Domination:
1) Be a Badass and Take Control of Docks
2) Steal/Buy A Copy of Drug Making For Dummies (Or something along those lines)
3) Buy New Clothes
4) Set Up Shop In Newly Claimed Territory
5) Sell Lots Of Drug & Get Super Rich
6) Become Famous Selling Drugs And Being A Badass
7) Shoot Anyone Stupid Enough To Warrant Shooting
8) Acquire Rusty Metal Pole
9) Murderize All Pedophiles With Rusty Pole
10) Stage A One Girl Army Coup And Take Over The Country
11) Take Over The World With Cuteness
Looking over her newly written List for any glaring holes. Seeing none Amelia tucked her writing supplier in her bag… or least tried to. Grabbing her Notepad again she made one little edit.
Super-Secret Plan on World Domination:
1) Find/Steal New/Bigger Backpack
2) Be a Badass and Take Control of Docks
3) Steal/Buy A Copy of Drug Making For Dummies (Or something along those lines)
4) Buy New Clothes
5) Set Up Shop In Newly Claimed Territory
6) Sell Lots Of Drug & Get Super Rich
7) Become Famous Selling Drugs And Being A Badass
8) Shoot Anyone Stupid Enough To Warrant Shooting
9) Acquire Rusty Metal Pole
10) Murderize All Pedophiles With Rusty Pole
11) Stage A One Girl Army Coup And Take Over The Country
12) Take Over The World With Cuteness
Nodding at her new and improved list shoved her it in her pocket and promptly fell asleep. Who knew selling drugs to a Gangster could be so draining?
[11:55 PM, Sept 22, 1987. Sothern London, Dockyard 6]
"Okay let's see here…" Amelia mumbled to herself looking through a pair of Binoculars (she'd pilfered from the same store she'd "borrowed" her new messenger bag from), "Yep! Just like I suspected… A lot of asshole-ish looking assholes with guns." Amelia groused to herself.
Sighing she put her Binoculars away before grabbing the Colt 45 lying next to her. "Hey do you mind if I borrow this?" she asked the burnt corpse that had been lying next to her, with all that was visibly identifiable of them being the burnt remains of a red overcoat.
"Of course you don't! You're dead and dead people can't talk!" Amelia giggled, before sobering up and taking out her notepad. "Note to self: Find a psychiatrist I might be going insane." She iterated while scribbling down her note.
"Alright Tele-Ho!" Amelia shouted running towards the men with guns after putting her notepad away… Or at least she would have, had she not remembered a moment later that she'd been on a roof. A roof she'd just run off of.
*Squelch*
Luckily for Amelia she'd unknowingly positioned herself over an open dumpster.
"Ewe! Note to self: running off of a roof will land you in a pile of crap!" Amelia whined, pulling herself out of the dumpster, the empty dish of what was probably a delicious rhubarb pie perch precariously on her head.
"Now where was I?" Amelia asked throwing her "Hat" back into the pit from whence it came. "Oh yeah!" She exclaimed noticing the gun in her hands. "Tele-Ho!" she shouted charging off… Only to promptly turn around and charge the other way when she realized she was going the wrong direction.
(STORY STOP!)
Okay sorry about the length of this chapter! As I said earlier Google Docs deleted the original (Which was another 1600+ words longer than this), but I've gotten tired of writing out the entire bloody chapter only for something else to screw me over so I've just decided to end this halfway through!
Which is kind of funny (Not really it fucking pisses me off) because this was originally part of the first chapter, but I'd cut it in half to be more manageable for you guys. Had I known the bullshit that was going to go down I'd have just posted the entire 6,000+ chapter it was originally. God my life sucks.
Reviews:
bluehose chapter 1 . Aug 19
I like the Idea for this story, It is really good. However, She has not spent her whole life on the street, she shouldn't have that much knowledge. It would be nice to see some progression into this awesome street punk. Like Ii said, great idea, but slow down a little.
Me: Yeah (flinch) that accidently got left out when I cut the original 6,000 in half. Sorry about that
ThunderClaw03 chapter 1 . Aug 19
Great job keep it up update soon
Me: Again I'm sorry this was supposed to be out within a week of your comment. T-T
Lucky2014 chapter 1 . Aug 19
I think this is a fantastic idea for a story and I hope you decide to continue writing it (though I understand if you can't find the motivation). I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
Me: Thanks! Me and my Motivation (or lack thereof) appreciates your review!
Shadowsmage chapter 1 . Aug 19
interesting start, looking forward to more
Me: And More you shall receive!
Deadlux chapter 1 . Aug 19
PLZ Continue This Story Is Going Great So Far!
Me: Story Continuation Achieved! (Insert Fist Pump)
unanonymous chapter 1 . Aug 20
i wonder why i was thinking that it has more chapters and was ultimately disappointed that there was no next button.
You are obviously taking the little fairy tale route to accomplish your story telling and i cant say that i mind. If you manage to let Amelia have this cute approach even as she grows i am happy
Me: Yeah I hate when I do that as well!
Erm… What? Yo no compredo tu hablar. What do you mean I'm taking the Fairy Tale Route? What does that admittedly epic anime have to do with this!? 0_o
But yes I'll try to have Amelia maintain her cute and adorable badassoriness.
JudgementKing chapter 1 . Aug 21
So far this sounds like it will be a good story. Plus the introduction of the London Branch Saints really boosted my interest. Hope you continue this story.
Me: Yeah sorry but this was pretty much the last you're gonna see of the London Saints. But I'll try to work them again somewhere down the line.
Digital Anarchy chapter 1 . Aug 29
I can see that this story is influenced by Silently Watches' Black Princess series. But it still has potential to become something unique. I would prefer if your fem!Harry turned into a badass gangster instead of a nymphomaniac ex-prostitute. Really looking forward to more.
Me: …
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I don't know whether to feel pride in being compared to a brilliant fanfiction author (all of whose works I've admittedly read) or insulted since the inspiration/influence for this fanfic was completely original.
I literally woke up one morning and thought: "Hmm… Harry Potter's world is like a bad acid trip! Let's turn harry into a drug dealer!"
So yeah. I'll go with Pleasantly Peeved.
Laurenmk20 chapter 1 . Sep 3
Telling people youll only continue if you get x amount of reviews, is NOT the way to go. I'm telling you, ive seen fics not get anywhere/fail because every chapter the author tells readers that they want a certain amount of reviews. I get if you need motivation but quite frankly it also has a great potential for users to NOT follow the story or lose interest in it. Now you have a wonderful plot. I laughed even but I cant find myself to follow authors who demand reviews, so yea unfortunetly i eont be continuing any further. Good Luck though. Id love to see this fic be successful. :-)
Me: God Damn it. SEE YOU STUPID COMPUTER! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO SWIMMING! I LOSE FOLLOWERS! Can someone who knows this brave asshole get into contact with them and tell him what went down? Because I've tried to PM them but they've turned that setting off.
Please? Thank you!
77aussierulz77 chapter 1 . Sep 5
Love the story so far, have to say Anelia is sounding like a psychopath though. First kill understandable but the next one shows her being a bit of a psychopath which us completely fine.
Me: Good! She was supposed to come off like that! After all if all you'd known was beating, hard labor, starvation, and a small broom closet all your life. Chances are you're going to be a little… unstable… Added to the fact that Amelia is a genius (like 10 yo college grad with doctorate genius) and you have a very unstable 7 year old with the ability to conjure fire.
Guest chapter 1 . Sep 12
Great story so far. Keep it up. Make our girl a bamf. Now all u need 2 give her is power over lightning.
Me: Thanks! She will be a Bamf! However I won't be giving her access to Lightning. It'd be tap dancing too close to The Lightning Weaver for my tastes. However (spoilers) I will be giving her access to Wind! You would have seen that in this chapter if I wasn't worried it'd somehow get deleted. Oh well there's always next chapter! Hopefully it won't take me another month! T-T
Balrog1788 chapter 1 . Sep 14
please keep going on this. not many people do a decent fem harry and luna story and this is better than decent, this is funny.
Me: Which was one of the reasons I'm making it! I love Luna and it saddens me that not too many people do right by her! Hopefully I can pull it off.
sassy973 chapter 1 . Sep 15
Loved it update soon.
Me: Your wish is my command!
Crazy pixie15 chapter 1 . Sep 17
I love it so far. please continue
Me: If you'd turn your monitor above you will notice that I have! ^-^
aliciasellers75 chapter 1 . Sep 18
Update soon.
Me: ^-^… -_-
desireejones99 chapter 1 . Sep 21
Very interesting concept, would loveto see updates soon for this
Me: -_-… 9-9… ewe…
Whelp! That's all for now! Please Review! It truly does fuel my motivation to write more! I will try however to get the other half of this chapter out by next week at least! If I can get it out sooner than I will! Anyway! See ya'll next time!