Yang gave a deep sigh as she walked down the halls to her team's room. After 2 hours (nearly 7 months in Yang time) of studying and training she was exhausted. She took another deep breath as she opened the door to her dorm. She walked inside, ready for a nap when she noticed something rather odd.

The great and elegant Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee dust company, was lying on the floor. She was alive, that much could be deduced by seeing her chest rise up and down. But the odd thing was that A( she looked almost like a human pretzel, B( she was awake while lying on the floor, and C( the weirdest thing, was that her eyes were at odd angles. Yang just stood there, staring at Weiss. The heiress presumably stared back.

"uh, Weiss-"

"DERP!"

Yang took a step back, confused. Weiss suddenly stood up, tilting her head slightly.

"DERP!" She repeated.

Weiss then stepped closer to Yang. The brawler didn't know what to think of these events. Weiss then raised her hand. Said hand began to form a series of random shapes before her finger extended, touching Yang's face. Yang remained still as the sound of glass shattering could be heard. Her eyes spread apart in a manner similar to Weiss's.

"DERP!" Yang said.

"DERP!" Weiss replied.

The two huntresses just stood there for a moment before doing a series of random posses while repeatedly chanting the phrase 'DERP'.

"Uh."

The two turned to see Ruby standing in the doorway, a confused look on her face. Her eyes darted back and forth to Yang and Weiss. The duo of weirdness then charged Ruby, who yelped in surprise before she was tackled. The three then got up, with Ruby looking like her teammates.

"DERP!" Ruby said.

"DERP,DERP!" Yang and Weiss repeated.

"Hey guys, how's it going?" Nora said as she peeked through the doorway. Her screams filled the halls of Beacon

Later...

Velvet ran as fast as her legs could carry her. She looked back and immediately wished she hadn't.

"DERP,DERP,DERP,DERP,DERP,DERP,DERP,DERP,DERP!"

A horde of infected students chased after her, intent on making her one of them. Velvet then speed up. She looked ahead to see The elevator leading to Ozpin's office a few feet away. Velvet jumped in it as soon as she was close enough. She pressed the close button as fast as she could. Before the doors could close, Cardin stopped them with his head.

"DERP!" He screamed.

Velvet squeaked in fear before kicking Cardin out allowing the elevator to close. She sighed in relief as the elevator began taking her to Ozpin's office. After a few moments the doors opened to reveal the headmaster calmly sitting at his desk. Velvet rushed in and slammed her hands on his desk.

"Professor!" She started. "There's something that's infecting students. And its not stopping! The derp just wont stop!" She screamed as she started to pull her hair out.

Ozpin sat there for a moment, taking a sip from his coffee mug. He then crossed his hands and looked at Velvet.

"Derp."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

What have I done?

"Doomed RWBY fanfiction to the Derp-pocalypse?"

It was a rhetorical question!

"I know, now then, when will I get to-"

*CRASH*

"DERP!"

"Oh god, they've broken the fourth wall!"

RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

"DERP!"

SAVE YOURSELVES RWBY FANFIC READERS/WRITERS!