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Ten Femslash Drabbles - (Genderswap) Sirius/Remus

Stratego - "Sirius… get your hand off of my arse."

Take a Prompt, Leave a Prompt - Movie-Night


My ten femslash pairings are all going to be genderswap, and each chapter will be a different pairing.


From Guy To Girl

I Can't Hear You


The group were packed into the Lupin's living room. Hope and John were away for the weekend, leaving the girls alone.

Jamie had chosen a horror film, settling between Peta and Frankie on the sofa. Gillian and Fabiane were sitting across the floor.

Sirius and Remus had pulled stools from the kitchen and were kneeling on them, leaning over the back of the sofa.

When Sirius had offered, it had been because Remus was sitting on the sofa and Sirius thought she'd be able to get a good peek down Remus' blouse, since it wasn't buttoned up to the top. Remus had instead offered to sit with her instead.

Sirius didn't allow herself to think what that meant for their friendship. (Probably nothing.) But Remus wanted them at the back of the dark room together, and she had heard the muggles talking about the back of cinemas. Sirius knew what it meant.

...oOo...

Sirius waited for the right moment. She had tired of trying to drop the bad tasting Bertie-Botts down Jamie's cleavage. Jamie was just eating them, despite the flavour.

Even the dreaded cabbage flavoured one.

There had been a couple of moments where Sirius had shifted closer, offering support throughout the scary film.

But the girl on the screen... there was someone behind her. Sirius shifted closer to Remus again. She wasn't scared, she was just being protective after all... and Remus had taken her left hand, since her arms were crossed.

This was it. Remus was holding her hand, that counted as a move.

The man in the movie lifted the knife, and...

"Sirius… get your hand off of my arse."

Sirius pouted, Remus was clearly playing hard to get. She turned back to the screen, crossing her arms again and not seeing the hurt look Remus shot her as she pulled her hand free.

She even stopped trying to braid sweets into Jamie's hair (not that she'd notice - she never bothered to comb it anyway).

Suddenly, Remus was in Sirius' arms, looking terrified. Sirius held her tightly as they dropped to the floor, peeking over the back of the sofa at the movie.

Blood and guts everywhere. They dropped back down again.

"This is scary," Remus whispered.

"I can't hear you," Sirius whispered back, lying, causing Remus to lean closer.

"This movie is scary."

Sirius pretended she still couldn't hear.

Remus put her lips against Sirius' ear. "This movie is scary, we should just stay back here."

"But what if we get bored?" Sirius asked, pulling back and meeting curious amber eyes.

"So... what do you suggest we do?"

Sirius smirked. "I'll do one better and show you what we should do."


450 words. Review please :)