A/N (TheMouseOfAwesomeness): Hey guys, I'm TheMouseOfAwesomeness, one of the authors of this story and the artist of the cover. I'm working with Indy here to write this story, so I'm sorry to say that I, unfortunately, alos take quite a portion of the credit this story goes to.

Well ANYWAY, before you read, I have to clarify some stuff. Note that this story is NOT meant to be high quality. It is supposed to be silly. Yes, SILLY. As in cats can make random things appear and chili cupcakes do exist. So be warned, 'cause you are in for an insane ride.

Next, let me tell you about the origins of this story. It all started when Indy and I began sending messages back and forth on this site. Our messages are usually VERY crazy (or at least mine are), and it only got crazier when I started mentioning cupcakes made of chili. As you might have guessed, this story is based off the messages we have been sending each other, with me acting as the character Mousey/Mouseclaw, and Indy acting as Meadowsong. We changed it up a little so that it fits into the Warriors fanfic section, but otherwise, you guys are basically reading one of our average conversations in the form of a story.

Even if you think you don't like the story, please don't flame. I repeat, PLEASE DON'T FLAME. Indy probably hasn't dealt with flames so far, but I have and I know how it feels to have someone saying hurtful things about your work. Trust me, it sucks. A lot. So if you flame, I will force feed you so many chili cupcakes that you'll be exploding rainbows all over the world. Just kidding! xD But seriously, don't flame.

Now that I've gotten all that outta the way, I hope you enjoy the craziness and have a good time reading. *bows and waits for the show to start.

It was a normal green-leaf day in ValeClan. Which means: warriors were hunting and patrolling, kits were playing, apprentices were messing around, and elders were being cranky. Right?

Wrong.

It meant Mouseclaw was being insane and eating all the cupcakes in sight, most of the Clan was hiding from her, and Meadowsong was being the only sane cat in the entire world; well, she was mostly sane.

Meadowsong sighed as her best friend shouted, "FREE CUPCAKES FOR ALL!" and a chocolate cupcake with chocolate frosting hit her right in the face. A sign of how used to Mousey's insanity she was, was that she merely picked the cupcake off and tossed it in the direction from whence it came, instead of raging.

However, she let out a surprised yelp when the brown tabby suddenly seemed to drop from the sky in front of her, one of her eyes twitching uncontrollably and an unknown cupcake in her paw. Mouseclaw took a bite of the cupcake, licked her lips thoughtfully, and said, "Hmmmm…hot sauce and mustard. Needs a little more chili, I think."

Meadowsong just stared.

Mouseclaw suddenly pulled a ten-ton bucket of chili out of nowhere and dumped it onto the cupcake, which somehow held it all. "Want some?" She asked, holding it out to her friend.

"No thank you," the silvery white she-cat said, gently pushing the cupcake away from her face while trying not to gag.

Mouseclaw pouted. "Fiiiiiineeeeeeeee," she said, popping the cupcake into her mouth and swallowing it without even chewing, chili and all.

Meadowsong stared more.

"Hmmmm….not bad…," she said thoughtfully, then, five seconds later, ran out of the camp screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

Meadowsong sighed and just sat back in a super comfy armchair that just randomly appeared out of nowhere, enjoying the peace until Mousey returned, thirty seconds later.

Drenched with water.

Meadowsong stared.

Mouseclaw acted like nothing had happened and pushed Meadowsong out of the chair, causing her to fall to the ground with an "Oof!" and a "Hey!" which she completely ignored, plopping down into the chair and getting it soaking wet. She pulled a radio out from behind the cushion and turned it on.

"…and not to mention there has been a drought lately, and half a stream has been recently stolen from BridgeClan," the radio said in the voice of a she-cat that both friends recognized as their Clanmate Swirllight. "The thief is being tracked down as I speak, and will soon be made to pay for their crimes."

Mouseclaw quickly switched off the radio, looking guilty. "Oops. Apparently I'm on the run now." She pulled out a jar of cookies and started to nervously munch on them while waiting to be arrested.

Meadowsong just slowly shook her head, putting her head in her paws as she heard sirens sound outside the camp.

Mousey jerked her head up, eyes wide, then suddenly transformed into a large cupcake.

Meadowsong just got up, grabbed a cup of strawberry lemonade from the medicine den aka the kitchen, and padded back. She pulled up a random chair and sat down on it, calmly sipping her strawberry lemonade.

Of course, a BridgeClan tom in a police uniform walked up to the innocent silvery white she-cat at that moment, saying, "Hey, you! Have you seen the thief that stole half of my Clan's stream?"

Meadowsong jumped in shock and fright, her glass of strawberry lemonade falling from her paw and miraculously not breaking as it fell to the ground. "N-no," she said, trying not to pay attention to the cupcake staring at her wide eyes, which was rather creepy.

The cop raised an eyebrow disbelievingly. "Oh? Then have you seen a large cupcake?"

Out of the corner of her eye, Meadowsong saw the cupcake devour itself and Mousey was suddenly standing there with a fake mustache, large shades, and a goofy hat. Swallowing, she held out a large vanilla cupcake with a bite taken out of it. "Want some?"

The BridgeClan she-cat's eyes widened and she gasped. "Cup….cake….MINE!" She lunged for the cupcake and grabbed it, devouring it very messily, more going on her fur than in her mouth.

Mouseclaw ran. Meadowsong stared for several moments before running after the amber-eyed, brown tabby she-cat.

Once they were in the forest, Mousey threw off her disguise (who would have guessed that it would fool anyone?) and said, "Mission complete! But I lost all my cupcakes….."

Meadowsong just grinned. "I didn't!" She said cheerfully, pulling out a container of cupcakes. Huh, I guess having an insane cat for a bestie does wear off on you.

Mouseclaw gaped in shock. "WHAT?! You were hiding cupcakes this entire time?! Are they chili-flavored?!"

Meadowsong rolled her eyes. "Please. Like I would have chili-flavored cupcakes. Those are for insane cats."

Mousey pouted. "What flavor are they?" she asked, reaching out for the cupcakes.

Her BFF slapped her paw away. "I have vanilla ones, chocolate ones, lemon ones, and s'more ones."

The insane she-cat grinned, swiping the container away from her friend. "I had lemon cupcakes just a few days ago. THEY WERE SO GOOD." She started to stuff all the lemon cupcakes in her mouth.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CUUUUUUUUUUUUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!" Meadowsong wailed.

She just kept cramming cupcakes in her mouth, devouring them like she hadn't eaten in days. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I OWN ALL THE CUPCAKES IN THE WORLD!" Abruptly, she stopped eating the cupcakes and held one out. "Want one?"

Meadowsong snatched the cupcakes back from her, causing her to pout. "Miiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. My preciousssssss," the silvery she-cat hissed, sounding very much like Gollum.

Mousey blinked for the first time this chapter then smirked, hiding a chili bucket behind her back.

Meadowsong smacked her. She sneered. Meadowsong fed her a cupcake.

Mouseclaw breathed fire, burning a tree to ashes. "YEAH! I'M A DRAGON!"

Meadowsong laughed evilly. "That was a special cupcake. I put a mouse in it." She grinned and laughed evilly again, seeming very much NOT sane. She knew her friend loved mice (like you would a pet) yet, paradoxically, was allergic to them.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Mouseclaw burst into tears. "I ate a mouse! Whyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyhyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!"

Meadowsong smiled and patted her on the head. "Just kidding!"

"….." Mousey exploded. (Not really.)

Meadowsong just smiled. The tabby narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "You like seeing me suffer?"

Meadowsong gasped in shock, offended. "No!" Mouseclaw frowned but shrugged, randomly turning into an unknown-flavored cupcake.

Meadowsong poked the cupcake. It remained a cupcake. She poked it again. And again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Then she smiled.

Then poked it with a potato chip a few times, before switching to a random FlowerClan cat. The cupcake twitched, then it opened up and swallowed the cat whole.

Meadowsong gasped in horror, pulling out a plastic knife. Mouseclaw-the-cupcake spit out the FlowerClan cat, but she poked it with the toy knife anyway.

The cupcake exploded into tons of chili that buried the world and killed everyone. The End.

Just kidding. Mouseclaw turned back into a cat and said, "HAPPY END OF THE WORLD, EVERY KITTY!"

End A/N (Indigostartherandomkitty): 'Tis me, Indy, otherwise known as Meadowsong-the-partly-insane-but-mostly-sane cat :P Cupcakes for all!