A/N:Yo guys this has been on my mind for a while now so I thought might as well write my first story based on this. This was inspired by Lord Deuce's Anti-Hero. If you haven't read I recommend it, it's hilarious XD. Oh and Naruto will have some of Gintoki's personality from Gintama and Staz from Blood Lad. Well that's all I have to say let's get on with the story!

Disclaimer: Sadly I will never own Naruto or Percy Jackson. If anything it owns me.

Percy sighed as he walked through the casino with a dumbfounded expression on his face. The hotel, which was really the lotus lair, slowing down time was not impossible for this place. Hours could be days out in the real world. Percy was only able to break out of the curse due to noticing people from different time periods.

He was shocked at first, but what really got him was that his father contacted him shortly after telling him to find his brother. Percy never thought that he would have a half-brother, but he recently found out gods were real and faced some monsters to know that nothing was impossible…Except him disliking blue food. He dared someone to try to make him dislike it. It was amazing! As he mentally challenged any one to even try that he bumped into someone. "Oi, watch it scrub, you're ruining my manga time."

Percy, who was going to apologize, changed his mind once he heard him talk. Looking up to blue eyes he said "Hey you watch where you're going you moron!" The teen looked at him with a blank face. Without even responding he plowed through him and continued on his face with manga in his face.

What a jerk, Percy thought as he looked at the retreating form of the blonde. Whatever, he thought. He needed to find Annabeth, Grover, and his half-brother.

"Kamehamehaaaaaa!" Naruto said as he held his hands out. "Damn it didn't work again." He sighed; he just saw Goku do it in his manga why couldn't he do it! "Stupid lazy author not giving me KI," Naruto said.

"Narutooooo we found you!" stated two kids with black eyes and hair. One was a girl named Bianca with silky long hair, olive tone skin, and a green cap that she currently had on.

The younger kid next to her, Nico, had the same skin tone, but he had messy and shaggy hair that looked like he just woke up. In his hands were mythomagic cards.

He ignored them. He was busy thinking on what his idiot of a father was thinking. Having another son that could fulfill that stupid prophecy that they were all worried about. Yea he called it stupid, you idiot sun god. His brother did look like a bit slow though. Eh, whatever he didn't care what happened but he knew Sparky (Zeus) was throwing a hissy fit.

"Hey were where you," asked Bianca, "We looked for you but we couldn't find you."

Without taking his eyes off his manga he said with an annoyed tone "What are you my mother? I was trying to get away from you two girls."

"Hey! Ima boy you know!" yelled Nico.

"Eh really since when?" asked Naruto as he walked up to a shop to get some candy. Ah sweets they were so delicious. Hopefully they had strawberry milk as well.

"You know," Bianca started, "if you keep eating so much sugar you're gonna get diabetes."

"Oi I've decided I rather live a short and happy life than a life without sweets," said Naruto. Seriously who wouldn't?

"Wait do you even know what he looks like," asked Annabeth in a serious tone. She never thought that sea god had another one, in this era. Especially when no one in camp knew about him. Or did they?

She mentally groaned when she saw Percy shake his head. Of course the sea-weed brain wouldn't even ask. She was still a bit upset she got stuck in a trap and that Percy of all people managed to break out of it.

"Well," Percy started "He would look like me wouldn't he? Green eyes and black hair should be a good way to start."

"Percy do you know how many people have the same features?" asked Grover. He really, really didn't want to leave. He was having so much fun! But he knew he had to, the world was at stake and couldn't just leave his best friend doing something dangerous on his own. Not that he didn't trust Percy it was just because he was a bit…slow.

"Ha called it," cried a distant voice.

Percy frowned. He wished his father gave him a description. "Percy,"a voice said. "You already met him. Blue eyes and blonde hair." Percy's eyes widened as he heard his father's voice. He didn't meet anyone or talk to anyone here. "Oh no, please no not him he's a jerk," Percy thought from the small interaction the two had. Still, the look in his eyes was weird. Something Percy couldn't put his finger on.

"Hey guys I know who he is now." Curious eyes looked at him and he sighed, "Just follow me."

Actually, Percy didn't know where he was going. He just hoped he somehow managed to see a flash of bright blond somewhere.

"Naruto why did you yell that," Nico asked curiously. "Ah nothing, I just found out I was right," Naruto replied absentmindedly, still eating some chocolate.

Naruto looked around and his eyes widened as he noticed his brother and two other people walking up towards them. How the hell did they find him?

Oh crap, oh crap I don't want to go on their stupid quest. Damn you dad! He had to get away. He just wanted to read manga and be a lazy good for nothing demigod. A sacrifice was needed. Bianca was getting food so not there. His eyes landed on Nico and Naruto smirked.

"Hey Nico wanna play a game?" Nico knowing no better replied excitedly "Sure, sure what's the game?"

He picked him up by the shirt and started rocking him back and forth. "It's called 'Be a worthy sacrifice for Naruto-Sama!'" And after that he threw Nico towards his brother.

Percy saw bright blond hair for a second but then a saw black hair going towards him….fast very fast. His eyes widened and then he felt an impact on his stomach knocking the air out of him.

He looked up to see the blonde smirk at him and then run away. 'Jerk,' Percy thought. "Ow stupid Naruto throwing me," Nico said as he stood up. When he did he noticed three people staring at him. Nico backed up slowly and was about to jam when a hand held onto his shoulders.

The one with the green eyes said, "Not so fast squirt."

"Hey!" Nico yelled, "I wouldn't be talking you're shorter than both of them!" Percy turned red as he was reminded of his height. As they argued back and forth Bianca yelled," Naruto Uzumaki get back here right now or I will burn your manga!"

Bianca was having a bad day. First Naruto ditched them and then she had to deal with Nico bugging her on where Naruto went. And so hours later they finally found him and not even 20 minutes later he already threw Nico into some strangers. She sighed, those two were like partners in crime….well Naruto did the crime while Nico was blamed and usually got the short end of the stick. As soon as she said her threat, Naruto was a back faster than the people around her could see.

"Oi, you better be kidding! There's no way you would dare!" Naruto said panicking. "Then you better explain why you threw Nico into strangers," Bianca angrily said.

Before Naruto could reply, the girl that was with his brother came up to him and answered, "It's because that stranger is his brother." Naruto's dead eyes checked the girl out. Blonde hair and gray eyes was a dead giveaway of who her godly parent was.

A recognition of some sort flashed in Naruto's eyes. "Eh? Are you stalking me? Your here on a date, aren't you?" Naruto said, looking towards Percy and Grover. He raised an eyebrow.

Annabeth blushed slightly out of anger, but soon got it under control and glared at Naruto. "Oi quit staring at me, I know I'm better looking than them, but it's not cool to cheat," Naruto said unaffected by her glare.

Before any of them could speak Percy finally realized that the person they were looking for came back. Percy took Nico with him and walked over to Naruto. "Hey Naruto why did you that? It was like the same time you threw me into those girls that you said that their chests feel good but they beat you up because I told them what you said."

Nico completely missed the signs Naruto was telling him to shut up because as soon as he said that he felt a dark aura enter the place. "Naruto why the H would you do that!" Bianca yelled in anger.

Naruto changed the subject and put an arm around Percy and said "Oi look this is my brother, pretty ugly right?" Still a ticked off at Naruto for doing that to Nico she wondered why Naruto never mentioned a brother at all.

"This guy is your brother?" Nico asked. "Yea now let's get going guys," Naruto said.

"Wait Naruto you're just gonna leave like that?" Bianca asked with a frown on her face. "Hmm yea why?"

"Oh it's nothing I was just thinking that Nico would be sad when you're gone," she said looking away. "Oh yea brat come here," Naruto said with his hand in his pocket.

Nico came with annoyed looked on his face for the brat comment but came nonetheless. "Here," Naruto said tossing something to him, "I won this." Nico caught and his eyes widened as he looked at the Hades figure. The only one he didn't have.

"Oi and you," Naruto started to Bianca, "Ahh, i have nothing to say."

Naruto was already heading out the door and waved without looking back. "See you never," he said.

Percy, Annabeth and Grover quickly followed after him.

Nico and Bianca were left looking at them with Bianca with a sad look on her face and Nico with the same one but had a hint of excitement.

"We'll see him soon," Nico said. Bianca had a small smile on her face.

"Yea we will."

A/N:My first chapter completed XD I had fun doing it so tell me what'cha thought about it Good, Bad, Strawberry Milk? XD. I know it's a bit rough but it will get better. So yea drop a review and tell me what you think!

Later!