All he had done was let Death take a small vacation, he hadn't had one in a few million years and of course this would happen.

"You want me to what?" Harry asked for the fifth time still not really understanding.

The blonde guy, Minato, sighed. "I want you to seal half of the Kyuubi into my son, half of it into me and in payment i'll allow me to devour my soul," he explained again.

Harry just looked at him as if he is an idiot, "do I look like the type of person who goes around devouring souls?" he asked sarcastically.

"Wel...no," Minato admitted.

"Furthermore she," here he pointed to a red headed woman, Kushina, "is dying why doesn't she offer up her soul as sacrifice instead?"

"What!? But I couldn't destroy her after life like that. I refuse!" Minato shouted out in shock.

"So what you will do is leave your child parentless with a great big fucking monster in it's head?" Harry asked with a roll of his eyes. "Parent of the year right fucking here."

"He'll be fine, everyone will treat him as a hero and as such he will be well taken care of and loved," Minato said dismissively.

"Sooo the fact that every single Jinchuuriki in existnece is hated is irrelevenat? How about the fact that a monster in your head can really mess with a person's mind? Or that the only thing every orphan in existence has wished for is to see their family? I remember praying to Santa every year as a kid asking to be able to see my parents. I have to ask….are you 'special'?"

Minato just stared at the Master of Death, unsure of how to react.

Harry turned to Kushina, "Yo red, you're dying do you offer yourself up as sacrifice?"

"I do," Kushina said resolutely, "i was trying to do it before but this baka,"
here she glared at Minato, "kept interfering."

Harry ignored Minato's reply. "Cool, well i'll take your soul and seal the fuzzball into your son. Not really fond of eating people's souls so instead you can be my maid or something. Deal?"

"Deal," was Kushina's response.

Harry nodded, "by the way Minato if you call me or Death again and ask us to do something so ridiculously stuppid then I will not hesitate to kick you in the balls."

After saying his piece Harry disappeared, the Kyuubi was sealed and Kushina died.