Crossover Chapter 3

A/N So here comes Shawn to make a psychic revelation. It is so weird to write a crossover fic, let me tell you. Your two favorite fandom a clashing... But damn it's fun! Read and Review! Review please!

"Mr. Spencer, I will not have you making a fool of our department. Your theatrics will not be tolerated while these agents are here. Now, I am required by my oath to ask you is what Agent Reid said about your 'gift' true? Think carefully because if we find out you have been lying to the department, we will prosecute. I'm sure Lassiter would be happy to do the honors," Chief Vick said to Shawn.

"Of course he's wrong, Chief! They're just skeptics. My gift is exactly as I've said. I'm psychic. See, because I'm psychic I know you believe me. Even Lassie believes me, even if he won't admit it!" Shawn said.

"I don't think Lassie believes you're psychic, Shawn," Gus said, shaking his head. Chief Vick cracked a smile.

"Alright, I need you to go out there and cooperate with those agents, Mr. Spencer. No more theatrics. Agent Jareau is interviewing the victims parents. The rest of the team is in the conference room," Chief said.

"Which one is Jareau?" Shawn asked Gus.

"The blonde one," Gus replied.

"Oh, the hot one," said Shawn.

"What? I think the brunette is more hot then the blonde one," Gus said.

"Are you kidding!" Shawn asked.

"Gentlemen! Knock it off and go find me a lead. We need to catch this guy before he kidnaps any more kids," Chief said.

"Right," Shawn replied, as Lassiter and Juliet came in with a list of names.

"They think the perp might be one of these names," Juliet said.

"How'd they come up with that?" Shawn asked.

"With real detective work, boys. Something you two don't know how to do," Lassiter mocked Shawn.

"They figured out the perp's comfort zone and said to get a list of all the known sex offenders in the area that Dr. Reid shaded on the map," Juliet explained to the Shawn, Gus, and Chief Vick.

"Comfort zone?" Gus asked.

"The area the perp is comfortable abducting in," Juliet explained further.

"Since when is that a thing?" Shawn asked.

"Well usually we're not dealing with serial killers," Chief said. "Okay, O'Hara and Lassiter, go through that list. Spencer, Guster, go to the crime scene and see if you can... 'sense' anything," Chief said.

"Got it Chief!" Shawn said as he and Gus left the office.

They got to the park that Sara Anderson was abducted in ten minutes later, and stood by a tree with their sun glasses on watching the kids.

"So this is where she was abducted?" Gus asked Shawn.

"Yeah," Shawn said, searching the crime scene for clues, although it was difficult to do days later, in a crowded park, from a distance.

"Dude, all the nannies are staring at us," Gus said to Shawn.

"Yeah. We're two weird guys creeping at a park. Of course they're staring at us man," Shawn said absentmindedly. "Wait... That's it Gus! You're a genius! Some random guy wouldn't be able to be creeping around waiting for the perfect time to take a kid or else the nannies and parents would have noticed and called the cops. So who wouldn't they suspect for hanging around?" Shawn asked Gus.

"The ice cream man?" Gus asked.

"Really dude? The ice cream man? You couldn't come up with anything better than that!" Shawn asked.

"What!?" asked Gus. "That's legit. They have a big getaway car that no one would suspect."

"Yeah, but the ice cream man stays in the car. Come on man! Parents and nannies wouldn't suspect another parent," Shawn said.

"Or another nanny," Gus added.

"No, it's a guy. We figured that much already. Guys can't be nannies," said Shawn.

"Guys can too be nannies! It would be sexist to say that being a nanny is only for women," Gus argued.

"Really man? What parent would hire a guy as a nanny?" Shawn asked him.

"Okay, good point," Gus replied. "Wait, do you think the dad is using his kid as bait to lure Sara and the other two girls over to him?" Gus asked.

"Could be," Shawn replied with a frown.

"That's messed up man. Like more messed up then when the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off thought the chick was making out with her dad," Gus said.

"Dude, why would you even compare that?!" Shawn asked.

"I needed a reference," Gus said.

"And you couldn't come up with anything better than that?" Shawn asked. Gus shrugged.

"Come on man, we need to go back the station so I can psychically reveal how the killer lured his victims," Shawn said and they got in the blueberry ready to try and solve the case.

-Meanwhile at the SBPD-

"Okay, so we've established Sara wouldn't have went off with a stranger, and according to these reports, none of the other girls would have either. So how did he do it?" Morgan asked aloud.

"And all the parks were in well to do neighborhoods. Parents and nannies would have called the cops if they saw some random guy hanging around. They weren't very big parks," Elle added.

"Well we need to figure out the how for a complete profile," Hotch said.

Gideon, who had been quietly starring at the evidence board and going through the files finally spoke up. "The UnSub would need a way to fit in at the park without causing suspicion. There's only one way to fit in at a playground," Gideon said. "The UnSub had a kid with him."The whole room practically stopped in their tracks.

"He probably used his kid to lure Sara and the other two victims to him," Hotch said.

"The UnSub is a parent?" Elle asked, disgust in her voice. Gideon nodded.

"It makes sense," Morgan said.

"That's horrible," JJ added. Hotch nodded in agreement.

"His kid is probably a girl the same age as the victims. Kids trust other kids," Reid said.

"If the UnSub has a kid, would he really be a registered sex offender?" JJ asked.

Gideon sighed, "Maybe. It's not as likely though," he said.

"I'lol call Garcia, tell her to cross check the sex offenders with single dads with girls Sara's age," Morgan.

"Hey Sugar? You need me?" Garcia asked.

"Heh babygirl. It's not good. I need you to cross check the list of registered sex offenders with single dads in the area with girls Sara's age," Morgan said.

"You think the UnSub is a parent?" Garcia asked.

"Yeah, I'm afraid so," Morgan replied.

"Oh my god. I'm going to need a lot of cute kitten pictures after this," Garcia said. "I'll email you when J have something. PG out," she said, hanging up the phone.

"Garcia will email us the list when she has something," Morgan said. The rest of the team nodded.

They didn't have too much longer to think about it when a certain pseudo psychic burst into the room followed by Gus, a concerned looking Juliet and an annoyed Carlton Lassiter.

Shawn put a finger to his head. "I'm seeing kids... Playground... 911... No! Magic head! I need your help!" Shawn put a hand on Gus' head. "No! No 911! No knew noticed anything! I'm seeing Sara! And another kid! And the suspect! No one noticed anything suspicious because the suspect had a kid. He used his kid to lure Sara and the other victims," Shawn said, finally taking his finger from his head.

The BAU team all looked at him with raised eyebrows, none of them used to Shawn's theatrics while having a "vision."

"Nice try, psychic, but we already figured that out," Elle said to him.

"We already have our technical analysts cross checking the list with dads with kids Sara's age," Morgan added.

"What? Come on now that was good!" Shawn said.

"Come on son!" Gus said to him. Both of them had disappointed looks on their faces, as did Juliet. Lassiter, however, was smirking.

"So close Spencer. Now run along and let the adults do their work," Lassiter said, mocking Shawn again.

Lassiter and Juliet turned towards the BAU team. "We've increased patrol around the rest of the parks in the comfort zone, and we have our guys going through that list and getting out all the files," Lassiter said, and Juliet nodded.

"Okay, good. Soon we will have that list narrowed, once Garcia gets back to us," Hotch told Lassiter, who nodded, for once actually cooperating with the FBI. Most likely because they had already humiliated Shawn and Gus twice that day, and anyone who put Shawn in his place was good in his book.

They all heard a knock on the door. Buzz McNabb, a rookie, walked nervously in the room. "Detective Lassiter, Agents," he started. "We just got a call. Another girl was kidnapped."