The moment you all have been waiting for ever since my trailer, the first chapter of SOUTH PARK; THE STICK OF TRUTH!

Cartman narrating:

Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion. Darkness falls as the humans beg their king to save them.

A noble king, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers. But even though the wizard is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks.

They seek the human's most treasured relic... the Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are soon to change, as news of a group of "new" kids spreads throughout the land.

In order to save the humans, the Grand Wizard must get to the new kids before the Drow Elves can manipulate them and use them, to take the sacred relic from human hands.

For whoever controls the Stick… controls the universe.

1st Day; New Arrivals, the Kingdom and the Brothers.

South Park, a small quiet little mountain town located in Colorado. It is a peaceful town...well for the most part. A place where the adults are stupid and the kids save the day. Sometimes. A place where weird things always happen. A place where aliens accidentally kill cows. A place where a celebrity has turns herself into a mecha monster. A place where it was almost got invades by homeless people and Jersey people. A place where a talking Christmas poop lives and bring joy to every Christmas. A place where a Wal-Mart mall took control over all the people's mind. A place where it has been attack by zombies, mutated turkeys, evil animals from another dimension and giant Ginny pigs. A place where people from the future took everyone's jobs. A place where they had change the definition of 'fag'. When the mention of kids saving the day, well, a place where a kid dress up as a super hero. A place where everyone scared away the rich people by dressing as ghosts (which technically their costumes looks like KKK members and the rich people being afro-African). And etc. Well... maybe it isn't so quiet after all.

But the people who just got moved here didn't know about it.

In one of the neighborhoods, a MOOVIT truck full of boxes and supplies pulled into the driveway of an empty house that had a sign that said SOLD on it. Some men were carrying furniture out of the truck and into the house.

"Well, I think that's everything," replied a tall man with curly black hair and dark eyes as he placed another box on the floor inside the new home.

"We did it, hun! We're really moved in!" Replied a woman with brown hair reached her back, embracing her husband happily.

"It's a new beginning for us. Things are finally going to be good!" agreed the husband, letting go of the embrace.

"Do you really think it will be better for...them?" asked the wife, hopefully and worried.

"They won't look for them here. We just need to make sure they don't attract any attention. Come on, let's go see how they doing." As soon as the couple arrived upstairs, the wife knocked of the door. "Sweeties, boys are you all dressed?"

"Yeah, just checking out our room," called out a boy's voice. The parents opened the door and entered the room. The room itself was in the color of light blue with two twin bunk beds and other furniture, and four boys are seen standing in the middle of the room.

The first boy has brown hair with cropped bangs, he wears a red t-shirt over a black long sleeves shirt, black pants and black and red running shoes.

The second boy has dark green hair tied in a manly pigtail, on the left cheek there is a birthmark shaped as a teardrop if people ever saw it they're gonna assume he is a part of a gang, he seems to have tanned skin different from the other boys' skin color, he wears a light-gray shirt with a black sleeved vest, red scarf around the neck, red pants and black sneakers.

The third boy has dark blue longflip hair, a scar under his left eye, his skin seems to be a half-Asian than the boys, an open black vest with light-gray shirt under it, dark green pants and black and white shoes.

And lastly the fourth boy has unusual white longflip hair, has a mole or beauty mark on the left cheek, he wears a dark-gray almost black mannered sleeveless vest over a black shirt, black pant and black dress shoes.

These boys are; Christopher (browned-haired), William (dark greened-haired), Accel (dark-blue-haired) and Adam (white-haired).

"Hey, champs how do you like your new room?" asked the father.

"It's cool, I guess." Christopher said.

"Well is fine." William said.

"Not too small." Adam said.

"I think we should do some painting here, this color sucks." Accel frowned at the color.

"Well boys, sorry again for not buying a bigger house so all of you could have your own rooms." The father apologized.

"That's quit alright, the four of us are brothers anyway, we could always share it." Christopher said smiled as his brothers smile as well.

"That's great, and I know is a big change for all of us, but boys do all of you remember why we all move in this quiet little mountain town." The father asked. The four boys were staring at their parents with confused before they turn their eyes to each other's but they all shrugged their shoulders giving signs that they don't know either.

"They don't remember." The father whisper to the mother.

"They don't remember at all." The mother whisper back.

"That's good, that's good they don't remember." Unknown to them the boys could clearly hear them whispered with suspicious in their eyes.

"Boys, we want you all have lots of fun. Why don't you four go outside and make some friends." The mother said kindly.

"Right, get outside and play, boys, like...like normal kids." The father said sounded a little dump.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Accel raise an eyebrow in suspicious. The father was looking a way to avoid the question but his wife took care of it.

"We've got money for you boys on the kitchen counter, just...be back before it gets dark." The mother said.

"Kay mom, we will." Responded Christopher as the parents walks out of the room. As soon the parents were gone the boys were alone and they begin to spoke one another. "Don't you think mom and dad act a little bit strange?" Adam asked after seeing the way their parents act.

"Strange? Yeah they did whispers to each other something about not remembering." William added it.

"More like suspicious, they seem to be quite happy about it that we don't remember. I mean, I can't remember why we move in this town." Accel said trying to remember why they moved in South Park.

"Guys, listen, whether we remember or not I'm sure it'll come to us." Christopher said. The three other boys nodded in agreement and smile, Christopher was always the voice of reason. "Come on, let's go outside and make...some friends."

As the quarto boys heading out of their room, walking down through stairs, they saw their father sitting on the couch in the living room texting on his Iphone rather than unpack the boxes.

Adam was the first one to ask. "Err, dad... should you be unpack the boxes?"

"Come on boys, go out there and make friends." The father was avoided his son's question.

The four boys looked at each other's before one of them either rolled his eyes, shaking his head or commented how lazy he is in his mind. Christopher made signs to move on and just as they were about to head to the door one of them warn them.

"Hold on guys there's money in the kitchen counter." Accel reminded them.

"Oh right, we almost forgot-" Christopher realized.

"I'll go get it!" Accel said as he heads to the kitchen.

"Don't try hog it to yourself and spent them!" William told him.

In the kitchen, the mother was washing the dishes, Accel looking around the kitchen right before he spot something shinning on the counter, he head towards it and picking the money.

"Go outside with your brothers and play, sweetie." Said the mother.

"I will, I will mom." He said as he heads toward the door.

Once outside where his three brothers were waiting for him, seeing that their scar-eye brother has arrived they start walking on the sidewalk and looking around, and they have to admitted it feels refreshing in this mountain town.

"Haah, fresh air." Christopher said breathing the fresh air of the mountain town.

"Maybe moving here isn't a bad idea after all." Adam said seeing how quiet and peaceful it is.

William also ad. "Yeah and look at all this snow, I bet if there was a storm it could cancel school for a couple of days and think of what we'll gonna do; snowball fights, snow fortress, sliding, building snowmen-"

"Snowmen with big dicks!" Accel finish the sentence.

Just then the boys laughing out. "HAHAHAHAHA!" But then, they heard voices.

"You shall die by my warhammer Drow elf!"

"Nuh uh!"

"I banish thee to the forest realm!"

The quarto brothers saw two kids dressing and seem to be fighting. One kid has blond puffball hair wearing a turquoise shirt with a yellow shield on it and pants, he has blue shoulder pads with white outlines, a dark blue cape, and gold gloves with yellow trim, he also has a belt that appears to just be a rope and a gold headband with a purple gem in the center. And he wields a hammer which he tries to hit the other kid. The other kid seem to be dressing as an elf, wearing a green shirt and brown pants, gloves and a hat, he also wears fake ears.

"No way! I banished you first! Ha ha, you can't hold out much longer!" The elf said as he hits the blond boy with his wooden sword.

"HELP! SOMEBODY! I can't hold out much longer! HEEEELLLPPP!" The boy pleads for help as he being hit multiple times. The four boys saw him being like that, but now they have enough.

"Okay, that's it that kid is now picking up that poor kid." Christopher frowned not liking what he seeing.

"Let's get him!" Adam said as they marched to the blond's rescue.

The elf keeps hitting the blond boy and right as he about to hit him again someone grabbed his wrist before twisted it making him cried out in pain, the elf turn his head to see a brown-haired boy frowned at him. The boy push the elf two feet away and let go of his wrist, soon the elf soon three other boys besides him, and one of them was cracking his knuckles readied to fight.

"Hey, no fair. That's cheating. I'm going to go tell my mom!" The elf said before running off to go tell his mom.

"Yeah, that's right, go home and go to your mommy!" Accel cried out.

Christopher held a hand to the blond kid. "You okay?" The blond kid took his hand and Christopher lift him up. "Yeah, thanks, I didn't realize he had a health potion." The blond said.

William whisper to Accel. "A health potion? Are they playing some sort of dungeon and dragons game?"

"Yeah, I guess so. Look at his cloths." Accel whisper him back looking at his clothes.

"My name is Butters the merciful, I'm a paladin." The boy now named Butters introduced himself.

"Yep! Definitely playing dungeons and dragons game." William whisper again after hearing Butters saying that his a paladin.

"Well nice to meet you Butters. I'm Christopher and those guys are my brothers-" Christopher introduced himself then it was his brothers' turn.

"I'm William."

"Name's Accel, s'up."

"And I'm Adam nice to meet you."

"We just got move here. See the house behind us." Christopher points his thump at their house.

Butters bring a small as he seeing their house. "Wow, and I live next door to you all!" Butters point at his own house which is next door.

"That makes us neighbors then." Adam said seeing that they meet their first neighbor.

"Yeah that's true, and we should be friends." Butters added it.

The four boys looked at each other's before turning back to Butters.

"Yeah"

"Sounds cool"

"That's a good idea"

"Yeah, it'll be our pleasure."

Just then they heard their phones ringing as they pull out at the same time to see they have receive a new Facebook friend request which it was Butters'.

"How did you?..." Adam was surprise of how exactly did their new friend manage to send them a friend request so fast.

"Now that we are friends you four should talk to the wizard king, he's been talking about your arrivals. He lives over there in the green house." Butters explained as he escorts them to the wizard king.

"Wait a minute." Adam starts whisper to the others. "Someone's been talking about our arrival?"

"And who the heck is the wizard king?" Asking William curious of who is this wizard king.

Butters then asked them. "Hey where did you all from before moving here?"

The boys answer him.

"Oh, we used to live in New York." Christopher said.

"Man, we have a great time in that town." Accel said remembering the good old times.

"Yeah!" Adam agreed.

"Totally" William too.

"Do you all like Colorado?" Butters asked again.

"Yeah" William responded.

"Is great" Adam also responded.

"I guess so" Accel shrugged his shoulders.

"It feels relaxing and refreshing, and quiet." Then Christopher explains. "Back home it was noisy, we always hear cars honk, cars crash, people complaint, gang war, crime cries and loud trumps. Hell, sometimes we couldn't sleep a little bit longer in every weekends because of those noises."

"Wow. I guess life in New York is really noisy." Butters said.

As they continued to chatted, they have arrived in front of the green house. Butters knock at the door, after a few seconds the door opens revealing a kid at their age.

"All hail the Grand Wizard!" Butters announced.

The kid in front of them was fat and he wears a red-violet wizard cloak with a blue cape held on by gold buttons, he has yellow gloves, a turquoise belt with pouch, and a turquoise wizard hat with a yellow stripe at the bottom which they could see that he has messy brown hair and a yellow star with a smiley face. "So you are the new kid. Your coming was foretold by a-wait a minute?! Who are these guys?" He was addressing to Christopher but he took notice of the other three.

"They're also the new kids, my king." Butters responded.

"What? I didn't hear there were more new kids around!" The wizard said in shocked.

"We all move here TOGETHER, all of us are brothers." Christopher explained.

"Brothers, huh? I did hear from a Coldwell Banker that you have brothers. But anyway, I am the Wizard King. But the time for talk is not nigh. Let me show you my kingdom." The wizard said as he led them inside. (I'll just write him as Cartman)

The boys enter the house and living room, there they saw a woman with brown hair sitting on the couch, she wears a light blue shirt and brown pants. The woman saw the boys entered before she began to speak.

"Oh, who are your new friends, Eric?" She asked.

"Shut up mom, not now." Cartman replied his mom making the four boys shocked.

The boys were shocked to hear Cartman say that to his own mother. "Dude!" Adam snapped.

"You can't talk like that to your mom." Christopher said to him.

"So? I say stuff like that all the time, and I never get in trouble." Cartman snorted.

"I'm starting to hate that guy." Accel whispered.

The boys now enter the kitchen before Cartman leads them to the backyard door as he opens it.

"Welcome to the Kingdom of Kupa Keep!" Cartman declared.

When they saw the backyard, they were impressed by the scene, there was a kid in front of a stall probably an armory. There were also dummies to practice on combat. To the left there was a ring with the sign 'stables', where a kid and a cat are in it. There are signs everywhere like The Rock of Insanity to a rock, Pool of Vision to a small pool and The Wizard Stumps. In the back is a large cardboard castle held together with tape. In the center of the castle there is a tent.

"Is that guy over there dressed as a princess?" William asked as he spotted and point to a guy dressing like a princess. But Cartman ignore his question as he walks towards the armory shop. The boy is about the same age as them wearing a red shirt and black pants with a blue cape, he has a belt with scissors and a metal helmet, he has messy brown hair and is seen wielding a wooden sword.

Then Cartman introduce them to the helmeted boy. "Our weapon shop here is tented by Clyde, a level 14 warrior." He said before moving on to the ring. The boy in the ring in question has messy brown hair, freckles under his eyes, and sticking his tongue out, he wears a green shirt and blue pants. He has a dark green cape with matching headband and belt around his body. On the belt, he has bottles of white liquid and needles, also filled with white liquid. "Here you can see our massive stables. Overseen by the level 9 ranger Scott Malkinson, who has the power of diabetes."

"I wouldn't call it a power." Accel replied frowned at the fat-boy starting to hate him even more.

Then Cartman introduced them to a princess dressed boy, he wears a purple and white dress, gold shoulder pads, white gloves, and his orange parka that covers most of his head. He has a blonde female wig on with a gold tiara. "And here of course, is the lovely and breathtaking Princess Kenny the fairest maiden in all the kingdom." Then he starts whispering to them. "Don't ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick is just how he seems to be rolling right now."

"O~kay" Christopher could get that people wanted to be the opposite gender in the RPG video games but in real life...

Then Cartman stops in front of the castle with Butters by his side before declaring. "You have been sought out, New Kid, you and your brothers, because humans everywhere are in great danger, I need something from you and, in return I am prepare to allow you and your brothers into my kingdom, I know that all of you are very excited." He said to them. "It's time for you first quest, but first- please tell us your names."

The four boys looked at each other's, they're parents did said to go out and play, not to mentioned they are new here and just moved in they don't know a lot of people and they certainly didn't want to spend the day doing nothing. Boring~. They decided to introduce themselves.

"My name is Christopher."

"My's William."

"Accel."

"And I'm Adam."

"Very well, Christopher, William, Accel and Adam. You all may choose a class: fighter, mage, thief or Jew." Cartman said before Butters came with a set of clothes. "But I should warn you all; those are the only ones left and if one of you chose a class and the other wanted it then you just have to choose another one." With that said the four boys went to pick up clothes, luckily they have name-tags that represented a class.

"I pick mage!" William declared holding the mage clothes.

"I pick thief!" Accel smirked holding the thief class.

"I pick fighter!" Christopher said.

"And I pick... Jew?" Adam couldn't believe that the only class left was the Jew class.

"Sorry Adam." Christopher apologized.

William and Accel apologizing as well. "Yeah sorry/Sorry I know that you wanted another class."

"Can I be another class?" Adam asked Cartman.

"Nope."

"Aw, come on."

"Nope~."

"But what the hell does the Jew class do anyway?" Accel retorted.

"Very well then, I will describe each of the classes. A fighter has courage, honor and ability to kick fucking ass. A mage is like a wizard but only not as cool, you can use magic. A thief is sneaky and can steal anything. And of course a Jew is a priest/monk-like, you posses holy powers."

"Wow really?" Adam blinked. "But hold on, couldn't I just be a monk or paladin?"

"No! Like I said before: these are the only ones left, you're just unlucky that's all!" Cartman snapped. "Now, you're a Jew and that's final!"

"Can you give him a chance?" William asked.

"I'm the KING and I decide what class it is!" Cartman snapped.

"Alright, alright." Christopher replied. "Let's put on our costumes guys." He said putting on his costumes along with the boys, they started to more and more hating to the fat king.

After a few moments, the four boys had putted their costumes. Christopher's Fighter class costume was a red shirt and black pants, he wore yellow cloves with orange stripes and a red headband on the forehead.

William's Mage class was consisted by a purple shirt under a blue robe reaching to his feet, blue pants and a silver headband, he also wears a ring on his finger.

Accel's Thief class was a black shirt under a blue cloak and a blue hood over his head, black pants and red cloves.

Adam's Jew class attire was a white shirt and white pants, he has a tallit (a prayer shawl) tied on his neck like a cap, a yarmulke (skullcap) on top of his head and he wore two rings on his right hand. With the attire he wears he defiantly looks like a Jew.

"We like to welcome to the KKK... Christopher the Fighter, William the Mage, Accel the Thief and Adam the Jew." Cartman declared.

"HURAY!" Butters happily cheered.

The boys for their part after listened Cartman saying KKK it was as if they are actually join the KKK, the group of racist against afro-Africans.

"Now, please go and visit the weapons shop. Procure yourselves weapons and we shall teach you how to fight." Cartman said.

As what they were told they went to the weapon shop and meets with Clyde.

"Would all of you like to see my wares, weary travelers? Perhaps you would like to hear tips and rumors for two dollars?" Clyde asked polishing his wooded sword.

"Tips and rumors? Well I like to hear it-"

"Wait a minute!" Accel interrupted Christopher before whispering to the others. "I don't think we should spend two dollars for a tip or rumors, it could be some scam."

"How can you be so sure?" William asked.

"People who put a price on tips or rumors are scammers, that's the only thing they could say is something that isn't worth an interest." Accel explained. "I already went through people like him."

After a few moments of discussion between the four brothers Christopher continues on. "No sorry, we just want to buy some weapons for us."

"Yeah show us the goods." Accel exclaimed.

"Fine. Since you guys are new here and already choose your class let me produce the weapons for you, like the rules apply." Clyde said before grabbing some weapons and places them on the table. He points at each weapons and call out their names to them. "Here are the weapons for each class you are: the Warrior's Blade for the Fighter. The Magic Wand for the Mage. The Rogue's Dagger for a Thief. And the Jewish Staff for a Jew."

"I guess is only fair." Christopher shrugged before turning to Accel. "Accel you still got the money?"

"Yeah, I got the money." Accel said before handed the money.

Clyde counts the money. "Yeah that's about right."

After paying the boys each took a weapon, some twirling around with it other making light swings and other twirling his wand before Cartman came to see them. "Ah! You have procured each of you a weapon, nice. It is now time to teach you all how to fight, I want all of you to take your new weapons, and, with a bravely of a noble knight- beat up Clyde."

"What?" Clyde asked.

"Kick his ass new kids!" Cartman said to the four boys.

"What?" Christopher asked.

"Eh?" William asked.

"What you say?" Accel asked.

"Say what?" Adam asked.

"What did I do?" Clyde asked feeling accused.

"I'm the king, Clyde and the king wishes to be amuse!" Cartman demanded. "Go on new kids, show him what all of you can do."

"Now wow, wow, wow!" Christopher interrupted. "We can't just go and fight him, he's all alone and we're four. Four against one is isn't fair, dude."

"Yeah, you said it/Totally/Ain' fair man!" William, Accel and Adam agreed.

"Argh!" Cartman rubs his temple in annoyance. "Okay, okay… let me think."

"How about the four of us fight each others?" Christopher suggested getting his attention. "We're four so we could split in two pairs of two people and then you'll teach us how to fight."

"Umm… no, you see, this isn't how it works. You need to fight a member of the kingdom to-"

"It'll work, I'm sure of it. Besides, the four of us each has taken lessons of martial arts." Christopher said before continued. "And we spars each other's all the time in pair, I'm sure it'll work."

"Yeah, that's true/We did it all the time/It'll work." William, Accel and Adam agreed.

Cartman signed. "Fine! Go to the center and find yourselves a sparring partner."

With that said the quarto brothers and Fat-ass king went to the center and pair up with a sparring partner. Christopher had pair up with Accel and Adam had pair up with William. As they reach the center they enter a ring with Cartman acting as referrer.

"Okay who's first?" Cartman asked as Christopher and Accel face each other. "Alright, you two, bash each others' faces."

The two of them didn't like the sound of bashing each other's faces, they decide to ignore it before they bowed to each other and took a stance. The two of them charge at each other's and as they getting close they swing their weapons as they clash, it doesn't take long before they separates and getting two feet away from each other's before they charged again. Christopher and Accel clash their weapons multiple times, Christopher gripped his sword with both of his hands as he spins to swing hard at Accel but only for the scarred eye boy to block it and pushing him backward. Accel just seemly rolled his head then switching dagger backward before charging at Christopher, he swings around to hit him and every time he did his brother will only blocks or dodge, with the last swing Accel smirk as he bend down to the ground before he kick his brother's legs knocking him down before he jumps and attempt to stab him but Christopher rolled around and making Accel miss it before he stands up. The two brothers looked at each other's before they grinned and starts to walk around.

The rest of Kuupa Keep joins to watch the fight and they were impressed with their skills, especially Cartman, he knew that recruiting the new kid in to his kingdom was a good idea and for a bonus he has FOUR new kids, he sure as hell the elves won't know what hit them.

"Alright, since I know you two know how to hit, hit hard and protect your BALLS." Cartman said. Some of the boys chuckle after hearing 'protect your balls' comment. "It is time for you to use your heroic powers. Using your abilities takes power points, or PP for short."

"He he he... PP... He he." Clyde chuckled.

"If you have a fucking better name for them then fucking say it, Clyde! Fucking asshole!" Cartman shouted at Clyde in annoyance. "I'm the king, and I say it's PP!"

"Yesh, someone needs to take a chill pill." Accel said.

"You said it." Christopher agreed hearing him clear.

"Go ahead you two, use your Fighter and Thief abilities." Cartman said to the two.

Christopher and Accel looked at each other's with confuse looks before the former ask. "How are we supposed to do that?"

"Oh my god..." Cartman rub his temple. "In your costumes' pocket there is a manual, pull it out and go through page 15, category; Abilities!"

The two boys runs their hand on their pocket before producing small manuals, the manual may be the same but different. Christopher's manual was written 'Manual of Fighter' and Accel's was 'Manual of Thief'. They blinked in surprised for not noticing earlier. William and Adam saw them produced two manuals as they check on their pockets, and to their surprise, they have also manuals. William's was written 'Manual of Mage' and Adam's 'Manual of Jew'.

"I didn't notice there were manuals in our pockets." Adam said before opening and begins to read through the pages.

With that thought said, Christopher and Accel went through pages before finding the one they were told to, after a few moments of reading the two boys both close their books as they understand their abilities. The first one to make his move was Accel as he performs front flips, side flips and back flips before he reach behind Christopher, he pulls out a (safety) knife and he stabs at him. The ability he uses is known as Backstab.

Christopher was on one knee in pain before standing up, he produced a ball then throws in the air as Accel looking at it before Christopher produced a bat and swings it hitting the ball sending it at Accel before it hits his face knocking off his feet. His ability is known as Assault and Battery.

"Okay, I had seen enough!" Cartman called out making them stop. "Okay, is the other two's turn now, come on you two!" He called out to William and Adam.

"That was a nice fight you two." Adam praised as Christopher and Accel walk out of the ring.

"Thanks, and we're make sure to watch your fight." Christopher said with Accel nodded in agreed.

As William and Adam were now in the center of the ring Cartman declare. "Alright, you two try to bash each others' faces. FIGHT!" Both boys bowed to each other before they took a stance.

Adam charged first before he swings his weapon horizontal only for William to bend down, Adam did a number of swings but every time William dodge them. With a quick idea Adam did a slide spinning kick at his legs knocking him out the ground, he attempt to hit him but only for William kick him away before he stand up and charge at him. The two boys clash their weapons multiple times, William did a horizontal swing only for Adam to block before he spins around to swing his cane but for the former to intercepting with a diagonal swing. Then they perform a series of kicks, the two use roundhouse kicks only for the two feet hit one another, William then spins around to kick but only for Adam to kick it, the white-haired boy did a chute lateral only for the pigtailed boy to use a roundhouse kick. The Mage-class boy manage to hit his brother with a jab of his weapon making him backwards, William then pulls out a lighter and a firecracker before he lights it up then he wave it shooting fire, this is his ability that he read through the manual, Dragon's Breath.

He keeps waving the firecracker (and make sure he doesn't hit him) as Adam was starting to get back from the fire before William stops and then he use chute frontal kick him out the ground. Then Adam back flips to stand up before he pulls out a sock and a rock before he put it inside the sock, then he swings it before he throw at William on the abdomen. He used his ability, of Sling of David.

Cartman clapped his hands. "Okay, that's enough!" He called out making the two remained boys to stop.

Then the quarto brothers are gathered as Cartman began to speak. "HA! HAHAHA! DUDES, that's was awesome! You, you're like 'WAAHH! AAAH!' and you, you were 'BAAAHM!' And you two were like 'WAAH YAAH' and 'HAAAAWA!'" Cartman was making fighting noise before he calms down. "You've proved yourselves worthy. Now come inside the war tent and I shall let you all see the relic."

With that said Cartman went inside to the tent, while the rest of the members of Kuupa Keep come to the four boys as they complement their fights and their skills. After thanking them they went inside of the war tent where Cartman was waiting.

"Well, here it is, the reason why humans and elves are locked in a never-ending war. The relic for which human and elf are willing to die... The Stick of Truth." The boys were getting closer to see a pillow on top of a dais. And on top of that pillow… was just a plain stick.

"Just two days ago, we took the stick back from the elves. Our kingdom was dying, but now it thrives. For whoever controls the stick controls the universe. Don't gaze at it too long." Cartman explained before shielding his eyes. "For its power is too much for mere mortals to look at!"

"Dude. Is just a plain old stick." Adam said deadpanned. "You and the others could have a least giving a little decoration before started the game."

"Yeah, so it could look lest lame." Accel added but still couldn't believe they were seeing a plain old stick.

Cartman places his hand on his chin in thinking. "Hmm… You know… you're right, it could have at least a decoration or two. I need to talk to the guys during school." Cartman wondered. He then turns away before addressing to the four brothers. "Now that you all see the relic, let discuss your dues. Being a member of my kingdom costs nine ninety five for the first week, four dollars of which is tax deductable."

The boys were deadpanned shocked after hearing that they have to pay to play the game.

William:"Is this some kind of joke?" William asked deadpanned while looking annoyed.

"There is no way in hell that WE are going to PAY here!" Accel retorted.

"You can't just taxes players to a game." Christopher said.

"Who come up that idea?" Adam asked.

"ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!" Cried out Butters' voice.

"Whew, saved by the bell-er, alarm." Christopher said in relieved.

"Someone has sounded the alarm!" Cartman shouted, alerted.

"ALERT! ALERT!" Butters continued as he ran inside the tent.

"What is it?!"

"The elves are attacking!"

"OH MY GOD! Defensive position!" Ordered Cartman before he ran out.

Christopher turns to his brothers. "We should go and see." He said before the four of them ran out the tent.

Once outside, they all saw the humans ran around, preparing for battle as they got their weapons and equipped their armors. "Men the gate! Don't let them through!" Ordered Cartman.

A large group of elves were waiting outside the entrance of the backyard. One of them demands. "GIVE US THE STICK, HUMANS!"

"FUCK YOU DROW ELVES! Come and get it!" Taunted Cartman before he turns to Clyde. "Clyde guard the Stick of Truth while we defend the fortress!"

"Aye, aye!" Clyde said before running to the tent.

"'Aye, aye' we're not playing PIRATES Clyde!" Cartman retorted before turning to the four boys. "This is your chances to prove yourselves, hold off the asshole elves at all cause!"

The four boys pulling out their weapons and each took a stance preparing for battle.

"Well...you hear him." Christopher spoke.

"Let's go kick some ass!" Adam declared before they ran to battle.

Accel was now facing two elves in front of him, the elves charge at him with their weapons raise but the Thief-class boy also charge before he jumps and perform a front-flip as he land on the ground getting behind the two elves then he slide spin to kick off their legs knocking them off ground, he then stands up and kneeled to punches them hard on the faces knocking them out cold. Then out of an act of innocent he went through the knock out elves pockets, and then he took what they got before keeping them.

"OW! Oh! Hey!" Butters cried out as he was being hitting by an elf, that's when Christopher land a kick on the elf knocking him out. He ask if butters was alright which the blond paladin responded, then two more elves appeared while the elf he knock out stands up then they raise their weapons. Christopher told Butters to dodge and wait for his signal, he decide to use Assault and Battery ability by the throw the ball at the first elf then use the bat to hit at the two incoming elves making them fall on the ground, he then use his weapon to hit one elf on the head knocking him out then he saw the elf he knock out with the ball getting to stand up and he ran at the elf hitting him on the head knocking him out. Then the last elf he hits him with the bat was getting to stand before he give Butters the signal as he understands what he means and pull out his hammer before he hit the elf knocking him out. Christopher gives him thumbs up to him as Butters return it.

Adam stops the two elves who were hitting a knock out Scott on the ground, he use the curved side of his cane to grab one elf's neck before he gripped his weapon tighter with both of his hands as he swing him at the other elf before letting him go. The two elves were getting up before clenched their weapons as they charged at the Jew-class boy, they swing their weapons but only for Adam to dodge them before he perform an uppercut to one elf on the chin knocking him out, then he spin kick the other elf on the back also knocking him out. Suddenly, several arrows were shooting towards him, he deflect them with his weapon before he saw an archer elf, decided to attack him with a long range attack he's using his Sling of David ability before he throw the sock-filled rock at the archer hitting him on the head, knocking him out cold.

William perform a roundhouse kick to an elf who was hitting Mr. Kitty, the elf stands up before two more elves joins in, they start attacking as they swing their weapons at the Mage-class boy but he proves that he has excellent reflexes as he dodge them, he then using his Dragon's Breath ability as he wave the firecracker shooting fire down their feet as they took a step back. Seeing that they starts to step back William took his chance as he did a flying kick to a first elf knocking him out before he went to another elf as he elbow to the stomach knocking him out, and as for the last elf William jumps and spins before he hits him hard with his weapon before knocking him out.

Chris Donnely, an elf who's in charge of the group saw his comrades knocked out before he calls. "Drow Elves! Fall back! Fall back I say!" With that said all the elves runs away before getting out of the backyard.

Everyone gathers around as they saw the elves running away.

"Yes! Awesome, dude! Take that, you asshole elves! Better luck next time!" Cartman said before doing his victory dance. "Na na na naaaa na! We still control the universe! Ha ha ha ha haaaa ha!"

Then Clyde got back before he told the worst news. "It's gone."

Cartman stops his dance after hearing that. "What?"

"The Stick of Truth. The elves got it"

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"THAT WAS YOUR ONE DAMNED JOB CLYDE!" Cartman shouted at Clyde. "TO GUARD THE STICK OF FUCKING TRUTH!"

"What exactly did was he doing while we were fighting?" Accel whispered to his brothers who shrugged.

Cartman manage to calm down a bit. Before Cartman told Clyde. "Clyde...you are hereby…" Cartman then shout at him. "BANISHED FROM SPACE AND TIME!"

"What? No! You can't do that!"

"Yeah I can! You're banished and lost in time and space!"

"Yeah! Go home, Clyde!" Butters agreed. Clyde grew more irritated as he starts walking home. For Christopher, William, Accel and Adam for their part they thought that banished him was a little far.

Then Cartman address to the four brothers. "You four fought bravely on the battlefield."

"Yeah, these guys sure can fight!" Scott agreed.

Cartman: Shut up, Scott, nobody cares what you think." Cartman said quickly.

"DUDE!" The four brothers shouted in sync shocked. First, he said that stuff to his mother, now to an innocent kid.

"Anyways, we have a bigger problem now! The stick of truth has been stolen and we must assemble our entire army in order to get it back." Cartman said.

"But our three best warriors still haven't reported for duty, my king!" Butters reminded.

"Our newest members can take care of that!" Cartman said.

"Wait, what?"

"Eh?"

"What do you said?"

"Say what?"

Then Cartman approach Christopher before saying, "I want you and you're brothers to go out into the neighborhood and find my greatest warriors. Token, Tweek and Craig. I am texting their pictures to your personal inventory device now."

The boys feel vibrations on their pants before pulling out their phones to see three pictures of the boys that Cartman described.

"How did he-"

"But beware...the lands outside are full of marauding drow elves, monsters and sixth graders." Cartman warned them. "Be sure you are well equipped. Now go! And send my warriors here!" He ordered.

AND THAT'S THAT! BAM!

And I like to thank you all for patiently waiting for this to come. After playing the game so many times I got this idea for a fanfic, "What if instead of one new kid how about FOUR?", the appearances and classes of the four OCs of my are actually based on my previews games of Fighter to Jew, and the names as well.

If you have any ideas for me send through PM or come to my forum.

Don't forget to review, please.

Stay tuned for the second chapter.

Also, I would like to add to those who doesn't know yet there's going to be another South Park RPG video game, a sequel to Stick of Truth know as The Fractured But Whole, SPOILER ALERT this time the boys are playing as super heroes and (SPOILER ALERT!) I'll mind make a fanfic out of it once the game is out and I have already some ideas in mind

Ready? SPOILER ALERT. I'll mind make a xover with a Tokusatsu show known as Kamen Rider Drive, one guy that I have a talk with comment that the new kid will have the 'gas' to it.

Well, see you all later!