Disclaimer: All of the characters that you recognize are not mine and are copyrighted Johanne Kathleen Rowling, Warner Bros and Bloomsbury and are not intended to be plagiarized in any way. Euh, that's it.

A U T H O R ' S   N O T E: This story is not Lily and James. It's a Sirius story but actually more concentrated on his life afterwards. (Their kid is 10 months old. So Voldemort didn't kill Harry's parents yet meaning that heir kid and Harry are the same age.) It's not what you're thinking.

LOL!

Ok I'm gonna start.

~M.Y.O.B.~

by Amalia Lupin

~*~Chapter 1~*~

"SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!" yelled an angry, mad, furious and outraged young 17 year-old girl. Her chocolate-brown hair flew behind her as she stomped her way through the crowd with a piercing, searching gaze. Apparently she was looking for the something, or rather person that had caused her rage. Surely anyone who even dared to look at her would of scampered away in fear of being her chosen victim.

Suddenly her eyes rested angrily on a black haired boy sitting in one of the comfy chairs in front of the fireplace.

Sirius shivered. Even if he was close to the fire, he felt as if someone was watching him. He tried to shrug the uncomfortable feeling away but it just stuck to him like dead rubber duck guts to a flag pole.

Sirius felt hot breath on the back of his neck but before he could turn around to see what exactly was breathing there he yelped in pain.

"AAHH, Fuck! Stop it! Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit!!! That hurts!!!!!" he yelled bending his neck backwards while the Raven was grabbing his neck.

"Feeling a little… cozy… are we?" she asked through gritted teeth. Sirius whined.

"Come on Rave! It was only a small ittsy prank!"

"But you completely changed my aspirin for some other… well I don't know what it is but it's making me hot all over and it doesn't quite help my headache does it!"

Sirius let out a distinct laugh but he stopped when Raven dug her nails deeper in his neck.

"Are you sure that it's not my simple, beautiful, god-like presence that's making you feel hot, hun?"

Raven's eyes turned almost as red as her heated face as she was about to smack him but Sirius stopped her.

"Woah! Wait a sec Rave, Drink this it'll cool you down." He said, smiling faintly.

Raven looked at the vile suspiciously and took it uncertainly. She looked around for someone to ask, to know if it was tricked. The only person, Remus nodded no. Raven smiled at him sweetly. Remus blushed. He was cute in her opinion with his sandy hair and honey coloured eyes and on top of that he had a small crush on her. But for some nagging reason, which she couldn't quite point out, she couldn't go out with him.

But Raven was way too hot for her own good so she passed by his advice and looked at the vile again, determined. If it was another one of Sirius' pranks he sure as hell would not live through it! She held it firmly and drank it all up in one gulp. She became cooler in an instant but her headache was still present. The she suddenly started yelling at Sirius for having pranked her in the beginning.

"You little son of, of SOMETHING THAT'S STILL TOO GOD DAMN GOOD FOR YOU! I, I hate you. I don't EVER and I repeat E V E R want to have you near me again, Black. You are a low person and by the way, the way you comb your hair, it looks like that hair on an ELEPHANT'S TESTICALS!!!!" And with that she threw him the vile and walked furiously towards her dorm.

Ooh what's happening, she thought. Raven stopped walking and stumbled a bit. She clutched her head in pain. Her vision started to get blurry and her head was spinning faster and faster. The young girl fell down clutching her heart. Is this what suffering feels like she thought? She kneeled down to get better balance.

"Raven…" said Sirius who was watching her go away. His voice was filled with concern.

Raven bent down almost completely on the floor and clutched her head even more. Why is this happening, I am not that sick!

Suddenly she fell completely to the ground, unconscious. The few people left in the common room looked towards her, wondering what had happened.

"RAVEN!" yelled both Remus and Sirius running to join her.

Sirius just stared at her as Remus checked her pulse and breathing. Then, faster than an eye can blink, Raven appeared to be fading away but as soon as she started she stopped.

She opened her eyes slowly and stared at both boys hovering over her. Her eyes were filled with confusion.

"Sirius…" she said as she sat up calmly. Her voice was different and her eyes had this sparkle that they hadn't held before. She looked around the room and then gazed at Remus and Sirius.

"Siwi, why did you bring me here?" she asked, confused at her surroundings.

Sirius' eyes widened and he backed away fast, staring at her as if she'd gone completely crazy. Not quite believing that she had just called him… Siwi?

"Don't tell me it's one of your stupid tricks again; I am completely tired of those bloody pranks! When are you ever going to grow up?" She said wagging at his nose with her finger.

Sirius just looked at her weirdly, backing away a tiny bit more. Remus just stared.

"Stop looking at me like that Mr. Black. How could I have thought that after marrying you, you would maybe change a bit? Hah! As if, maybe I should've listened to Lily and James!" Sirius opened his mouth as if to say something and closed it again then he opened it, and it just stayed open.

"You… are… Raven… aren't you?" he asked.

"Of course I am you dimwit, what's with the bloody questions!"

"The… the one who just threw a vile at me yelling that she would hate me forever and ever and that she didn't ever want me near her again."

Raven looked at him funny.

"That was in 7th year Sirius… get over it. What are you, 17 or 21?"

"17." He replied without hesitating.

"Oh. My. God. Then If I'm here… in your… time. Your Raven…"

Sirius mumbled something incoherently which Remus' eyes lit up to.

"What?" The Older Raven asked him

"Nothing… So… we can switch back. I mean… I don't think that Raven… well, OUR Raven will mind being away from me for while right?" asked Sirius.

The older Raven stared at Sirius and blushed.

"That means that, you are not well… uh… going out with her…? In that case, you misunderstood Sirius. We are married"

I hope that you liked this… I fixed it and added some stuff and another chapter will come shortly… I seem to be recovering from my block!

~Amalia Lupin