Author's Notes: Hi! 2nd fanfic apart from sailor moon but 1st fanfic of inuyasha. I got this idea from eating chips, gummy bears, chocolates, and some pepsi. Hope u like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! I really do wish I did but somehow, it's out of my reach!

"People talking"

'People thinking'

(Me talking and interrupting for some strange reason)

*&^%$#@! Are censors for some bad language.

Toothaches, Weight problem, and Hives Oh my!

Chapter 1, Introduction

By deadkitty1

            "What is wrong with you, wench?!"

"What do you mean?!"

"Do you actually want to be that guy's woman?"

"At least Kouga treats me with respect unlike a certain person!"

"PERSON?! I'm a demon! DEMON! I'm not some stinkin human"

"You mean ½ demon!"

"Hey! Don't you go there!"

All is right in the world of feudal Japan. A girl with ebony-herbal essence-shampoo hair was angrily shouting at a certain boy, with 2 dog-ears on his head. The girl's name is Kagome and the other Inuyasha. Each was shouting at the top of their lungs and fire was shooting from their eyes. Though, let look at the other side of the story. We see 3 people who are sitting against a big tree. They don't seem to mind the 2 of their friends arguing as long as they aren't in it.

"Bet you they'll stop arguing in 5 minutes,"

"Bet you they'll keep arguing pass 5 minutes,"

"You're on!"

"Fine!"

We watched as two of people place their bets on their companions, when they should be stopping their quarrelling. One of them is a girl with a huge boomerang, Sango. The person sitting next to her seems to be a peaceful monk, Miroku.

"HEY!" Sango hit the monk over the head with her boomerang as the monk's hand gently went away from her bottom. Maybe this peaceful monk isn't so peaceful after all…

After 5 minutes:

The monk had at least 5 bumps on his head. The demon-exterminator is now polishing her boomerang from getting so many scratches and bumps from hitting his head.

"I won," said Sango, "They're still arguing so, cough out the dough!"

The monk reached in his pocket to reveal nothing, "Sorry, I have misplaced my money but I will give you something else!"

"What?" she said curiously.

He pulled out of his pocket to show her a huge chocolate bar the size of Texas, "How about this?"

"Oh!" as she stared at the chocolate with stars in her eyes.

"I will give you this treasure if…you were able to bear my child," he said calmly.

Sango shot a deathly glare and said, "I won the bet!"

"It didn't count! How do you know it's 5 minutes you don't have a watch!" whined the Miroku.

"Because it said so on this page, see… "After 5 minutes," then sighed and took out some gummy bears the size of her boomerang, "Fine I guess I'll just eat this."

"Wait I'll trade!" he said quicky.

"Okay!" and traded the chocolate for the bears.

The company seemed happy to have what they want. They then heard some grunts and chomping behind them. They turned around and saw the little-orphaned fox boy. He was eating a bunch of Pringles. The bag was as tall as him! Miroku gazed at it jealously the smiled.

"Hey Shippou!" the little fox looked up.

"How about at trade, your bag for this?" he said as he held out the gummy bears.
            The little fox took the chips and gladly stuffed himself again, "So, did Kagome give you these too?" munched the fox.

The 2 looked down guiltily, "Um… we actually," Sango started to say.

"I would never steal from Lady Kagome!" cried Miroku, "But I just happened to notice it fall out and thought it would be better to keep it for myself and give some to her later…"

"Yeah what he said," she said not really following the monk.

Shippou stared at the 2 then said, "Well I began stealing food from Kagome for 2 months!"

"A few days," said the exterminator.

"Just some weeks ago," said the monk.

Their conversation ended when they heard the barrage of "sits" and "grunts." They quickly hid their sweets and tried to look less conspicuous.

"Kagome are you okay?" asked Sango.

Her hair was all over the place and she had that look in the eye that could kill a cow! Well not really, "Sango can I borrow Kiara?"

"Yeah sure," as she went to a little cat with 2 tails which suddenly appeared to be 10 feet tall now.

"Wait! Where do you think your going?!" cried the ½ demon.

"I'm going HOME!" Then carried her backpack and jumped on Kiara before Inuyasha could say anything more.

The 4 people watched as the girl went out of sight. Inuyasha quickly followed the cat and the others after him. They didn't notice that strangers, besides us, were watching them. A dark figure lurked in the trees of the forest. There was a man in a monkey suit and a girl with a feather.

"Naraku, what are you planning?" asked the girl with the feather.

"You'll soon see, Kagura," replied the figure, "You'll soon see."

Evil laughter erupted from the forest, which scared the birds but was stopped suddenly. Kagura was holding what appeared to be a gummy bear that Miroku dropped.

"Hey is this a bear?" asked Kagura.

"It what the little fox was eating after he gave it to the monk," said Naraku.

They glanced at each other then sprang into action as they went for the gummy bear. There were shouts and tugging and screaming.

"It's mine you hear!" cried Kagura, "I saw it first! You have no right!"

Then Naraku squeezed a heart and she held her chest and fell down, "Ha ha! I win!" He put the bear in his mouth, "Yummy!"

Inuyasha suddenly had a bad feeling but shook it off when he heard Kagome's voice above.

"Inuyasha stop following me!"

"Come back here! You just went to your world yesterday!"

"I don't care! It's better there, then here!"

"We have to find the jewels, stupid girl!" 

There! Tell me it was humorous! Well if it isn't then I got bad sense of humor. I'll probably write another chapter up later. I want to enjoy the vacation while I can! This just came up in my head so it might not go as smoothly as I hoped it would. BYE!