A/N: Hello my beautiful readers!
Now, it has come to my attention that some of you wish to use these headcanons/drabbles as writing prompts.
I say have at it!
In fact, I REALLY hope some of you do. I'd love to see my headcanons turned into stories or one-shots.
Seriously. Do that and I will love you forever.
With that said, on with the list!
- Damian's ringtone for Jason is 'Why Don't You Get a Job?' by The Offspring. Dick finds it hilarious. Jason? Not so much.
- Damian has a slight accent, having grown up on an island near the middle east and therefore having many of his tutors from that area. It fades slightly overtime from being in America so long, but it never goes away completely.
- On Damian's first birthday in Wayne Manor, he was confused as to why he was given gifts without any condition behind them. When Dick handed him a present, Damian responded by grabbing his sword and replying that he was ready for a duel. It took 20 minutes for Bruce and Alfred to explain to him that fighting for your presents on your birthday is not expected in their household.
- Due to a mission gone wrong in his childhood, Damian is terrified of explosions and loud noises. His first 4th of July ended with Bruce having to hold him through his flashbacks. Since then, the family has given him earmuffs to wear so he can watch the fireworks without suffering a panic attack.
- Damian believes that he is the only one who can harm Tim. If someone else does, he wants their head on a silver platter. Tim doesn't know whether to be annoyed or flattered.
- Damian kept a litter of kittens in his room for 3 whole months before Bruce noticed. Alfred claimed to have no knowledge of Damian's secret, but Bruce knew better; Alfred knows everything that goes on in the Manor.
- It's nearly impossible to tell Damian a knock knock joke. He just doesn't understand the logic behind them, no matter how many times Dick tries to explain it to him.
- Damian sneezes like a kitten. Tim enjoys pointing this out. Frequently.
- As he grows older, Damian finds that he enjoys hanging out in the more crime ridden areas of Gotham. No one expects the son of Bruce Wayne to spend his time there, so it gives him the privacy he craves. Besides, with a skill set like his, he doesn't fear the criminals that lurk the area.
- Damian views the various battle scars covering his body as badges of honor. To him, all of them hold some sort of significance. He can rattle off the stories behind each and every one of them. But some of them have stories behind them that he'd much rather forget.
- At midnight on Mother's Day every year, Jason sneaks into the Batcave and takes Damian out for a joyride through Gotham in the Batmobile. Bruce pretends not to notice because he knows how difficult Mother's Day is for the both of them.
- Damian is a fan of the Star Wars movies. Binge watching the entire original trilogy is one of the more quiet activities he and Dick enjoy together.
- Because of Stephanie's influence, Damian is now addicted to waffles. He prefers them with a dash of cinnamon on top and maple syrup on the side to dip. No whipped cream, though. Whipped cream is for sissies.
- Damian makes it his goal to interrupt Dick's dates with Barbara as much as possible. Dick insists that it's because he's jealous of Barbara for having Dick's attention, but Damian asserts that he just does it to mess with his older brother.
- Damian donates massive amounts of money to all the local animal shelters in Gotham. He does so anonymously, but the employees have become familiar with the youngest Wayne boy from his frequent visits to check up on the animals and occasionally to bring some home with him.
- Damian refuses to talk about some of the missions he had during his time with the League of Assassins, and often becomes violently angry when asked about it too many times. Dick learned this the hard way.
- Damian is a wonderful artist, but he cannot write stories or poetry worth a damn. He just does not have a way with words. English class remains one of his most hated subjects.
- Damian listens to the podcast Welcome to Night Vale religiously. He usually has it blasting in his earbuds or playing in the background while he's training. When he found out Tim also enjoyed it, he was tempted to give it up. However, the two ended up begrudgingly bonding over their shared love for the podcast, occasionally engaging in conversation and friendly debates about it.
- When Damian loves, he loves deeply and with abandon, having inherited his mother's passionate nature. He ends up surprising the entire family with how devoted and caring he is in his future romantic relationships.
- Damian and Selina have a silent competition to see who can adopt the most cats. So far, Damian is in the lead, though Selina is slowly catching up. Bruce is not too happy about this arrangement and has asked Selina on numerous occasions to call this competition off. She refuses to call it off until she's winning.
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Until next time! :)