Major Danny Phantom AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if Danny was alone when 'he' went into the portal because Sam and Tucker aren't 'his' friends? Sam's the gothic A-Lister and Tucker is the super genius Tech nerd. Danny is the school loner and doesn't care. It helps keep 'his' secret. AU OOC and some bashings. Starts at Prisoners of Love)

"Lunch lady if you don't get that hand off of my chest I'm going to feed it to you." Rose Danielle Fenton said in her ghost form of Bloody Rose as she turned almost acidic green eyes onto the elderly ghost lady holding her back. The Lunch Lady looked shocked at something that had almost nothing to do with Rose's threat and everything to do with the halfas' chest.

"Child… why do you have breasts?" Lunch Lady asked causing all of the ghosts to stop cold as they looked at the 'boy' in the middle of the circle wide eyed.

"Because I'm a girl duh." Rose said rolling her eyes and causing all of the ghosts to balk slightly.

"You're a girl ghost child? Then why is your name Danny?" Skulker asked staring down at the tiny almost frail looking child who looked up at them blankly.

"My middle name is Danielle, so Danny is a nickname my dad gave me since he wanted a son but got two daughters instead. Thanks to my baggy clothes and nickname I'm used to everyone thinking that I'm a boy." Rose said causing the ghosts to look at her surprised.

"What is your true name then child?" Desiree asked suddenly sounding much warmer as she floated closer to the half ghost.

"Human name is Rose Danielle Fenton. Ghost name is Bloody Rose." Rose said before she began coughing harshly into her hand for a minute.

"Here child have some water." Lunch Lady said fretting over the girl and handing her a glass of water as Desiree worriedly helped the girl sit down.

"T-Thanks…man do I hate having attacks." Rose said sighing as she gulped down some water once the fit subsided, causing the ghosts to stare at a substance on the girls lips, chin, and hand.

"Blood?" Desiree asked turning pale at the sight of the blood on the girls hand and chin.

"Yeah. It's why I bind my chest, and why I chose Bloody Rose for my ghost name." Rose said sighing slightly as she rested her head on the table.

"I have tuberculosis. Unfortunately it's one of the deadly types, a relatively new one too so there hasn't been a cure found yet. Thankfully it's one of the non-contagious types so there's no risk of others getting it from me." Rose clarified when she glanced up and saw the confused and slightly worried looks on the other ghosts faces.

"So that's why." A new voice said from behind them, causing everyone to glance over and see a girl Desiree identified as Kitty looking at Rose softly.

"Why what Kitty?" Desiree asked looking at her semi-friend who was staring at Rose.

"I was there when she died. She… she screamed in pain but she wasn't scared… and… and after she died I heard her mutter how that didn't last as long as she thought or wasn't as painful as she thought she'd die." Kitty said softly and causing all the ghosts to still. It was rare for a ghost to witness a living person die and become another ghost… it was nearly taboo for how a ghost died to be talked about.

"I thought I sensed someone there. Yeah… electrocution may hurt like a bitch but it's better for it to be quick and agonizing than a slow agonizing death drawn out over years." Rose said causing all the ghosts to flinch slightly and stare at the girls usage of a curse word. None of them had ever heard her curse before.

"Of course since becoming half ghost and starting to fight you all, my tuberculosis has been flaring up more than usual. Especially after a fight, those things put a lot of strain on a person you know?" Rose asked causing the ones that fought her to flinch and exchange almost guilty looks.

"But enough about that. How about a temporary truce? I may have thrown you guys, and Desiree and Lunch Lady, back into the zone but I was just doing my job and I didn't hurt you too badly. I wasn't the one who locked all of us up here though." Rose said straightening up and looking at the ghosts seriously, suddenly going from sick and frail ghost girl to the defender of the town that they were more used to. They weren't sure to be relieved by this change or not.

"What do you have in mind child?" Desiree asked as she hesitantly put a gentle hand on Rose's shoulder.

"Simple. We work together and bust out of here. Then you'll be free to attack me another day." Rose said causing the other ghosts to all exchange looks. They were all for busting out of here… but they weren't sure they wanted to attack her anymore. I mean…they just learned that they were attacking a girl with an incurable terminal illness that was slowly and painfully killing her every day. Yeah they may be 'evil' ghosts but even they had standards and morals!

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend… for now." Skulker said adding the last bit just to save face with the other ghosts.

"Do you have a plan Child?" Desiree asked as she placed a hand on Roses' head, the silvery locks soft to the touch.

"Yeah. Here's what we do." Rose said blinking up at Desiree curiously for a second at the new way she was being treated before whispering to the ghosts around her. Needless to say that the minute she said that Skulker could attack her and she'd fake being injured to draw the guards attention… the plan was altered greatly.

"Why the heck am I doing this?" Rose asked glaring at the other ghosts around her in mock annoyance.

"So we don't make your afterlife a living hell." Skulker said punching his fist into an open palm as Rose sat on one of the tables, a wished up guitar in her hands thanks to Desiree. Rose was so happy and surprised when Desiree didn't do anything bad to the guitar and said that she could keep it, that she gave the ghostly genie a hug. The genie didn't mind and even seemed to enjoy the hug.

"Good reason." Rose said before closing her eyes and beginning to sing, which drew the guards attention.

"All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
mad world mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad world, world
Enlarge your world
Mad world"

"Alright rock star. Shows over-" One guard began to say as he tried to pull Rose off of the table. In an instant she whammed him right in the head with the guitar and grabbed his botan.

"Now!" Rose yelled throwing the botan to Skulker who caught it easily and led the charge.

"ATTACK!" He shouted causing chaos to descend as the prisoners rioted against the guards. Skulker blasted some of them with the botan so that they knew how it felt. Kitty and Desiree stayed close to Rose as she took down any guard dumb enough to come after her. They were fretting over her worriedly and taking out any guard that got near them or her, usually before she had a chance to get them.

"Can I offer you gentlemen an apple?" Lunch Lady asked kindly as she held a plate of apples up to some guards that had shields. Some of the guards looked at each other before they all shook their head in the negative.

"Then dine on my fury!" Lunch Lady said throwing the tray away and summoning a large chicken leg, holding it like a club.

"Is she bi-polar?" Rose whispered to Kitty who shrugged her shoulders. They got a good laugh out of the guards running like cowards from the sweet old lady with the large chicken leg in her hand though.

"You're going the wrong way child." Skulker called as Rose took off the opposite way of the other ghosts.

"Yes sweetie. You're supposed to riot with the guards here…AND FACE YOUR DOOM OUT THERE! Pie?" Lunch Lady asked sweetly at the end, holding up a steaming hot pie.

"Not right now thank you. You guys go ahead and get out of here. I have a little unfinished business with the warden." Rose said causing all of them to blink.

"Okay." Lunch Lady said as she flew out the prison doors with a lot of the other inmates.

"Be careful child and just say the magic words if you need me." Desiree said ruffling Rose's hair slightly before flying off.

"Good luck and catch you on the other side kid." Kitty said hip checking Rose slightly before following Desiree.

"I look forward to hunting you on the other side." Skulker said smiling slightly at the girl who smirked.

"Thanks…I think…you need to work on your motivational speeches." Rose called jogging off as Skulker began to exit the prison. There was a booming laugh behind her as Skulker caught her words before fleeing from the prison. In no time at all it seemed like, Rose was kicking open the door to Walters office.

"Maybe you should say please. Saying Please and Thank You are rules." Rose said causing Walker to blink.

"They are?" He asked beginning to thumb through his rule book.

"Yep. It's a basic rule of manners everyone learns as a child." Rose said causing Walker to flip to the front of the book and pause.

"Damnitt! You're right. Fine. Since you caught me breaking a rule I'll let you get away with one thing. What's it going to be ghost boy?" Walker asked growling as he closed the book. Rose just sighed slightly.

"First off I need to correct you there. I'm not a boy. I'm a girl. I bind my chest to make it easier for me to breath." Rose said causing Walker to blink slightly as he looked at her.

"Seriously?" Walker asked causing Rose to nod, causing Walker to face-palm.

"Damnitt! Misidentifying a ghosts gender is also against the rules! What do you want child?" Walker asked causing Rose to smile up at him slightly.

"I only came into the ghost zone to get my parents anniversary present. Just let me take that and go back home and I promise I will never tell anyone that you broke two rules, albeit accidentally." Rose said causing Walker to blink for a minute.

"That's it?" Walker asked causing Rose to nod her head.

"Fine. Here take the present. Guards. Escort the ghost child back to the portal so she can go home." Walker said calling in two female ghost guards as he handed over the present.

"Thank you." Rose said smiling up at Walker and causing him to smile slightly back, as in his lips twitched upwards ever so slightly, while the two ghostly guards cooed over her.

"Get out of here child and remember your promise." Walker said shooing the girl away. Walker nearly choked when the girl surprised him again as she was flying away, causing the guards nearby to snicker slightly.

"Have a nice day, and don't worry. I will."