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"Would you hurry up? We'll be late for Transfiguration and Dumbledore's subbing today! We're gonna get in trouble!"

Mark Copeland raced along the Ravenclaw common room to his friend Jack.

"Relax," Jack said. "We'll be fine. I have a plan."

The bell rang and the two finally exited the common room, barely escaping a bashing from the knocker on the door. They trudged through the castle until they reached the Transfiguration corridor. Jack walked in first and literally ran into Dumbledore.

"Would you boys care to explain why you are late?" He asked. Mark was about to answer when Jack did it for him.

"We're not late, Professor," he said in a matter-of-factly tone.

"Then why are you here fifteen minutes after the bell has rung, signifying the start of class?"

"A wizard is never late," Jack said, still with an air of confidence around him. "Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to." With that, he darted past Dumbledore and into the classroom sitting with the fellow fifth-year Gryffindors.

Jack managed to not get a detention for being late that day.