DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harvest Moon. I do own two of the games on DS and psp though.

I don't know why I married her. I really don't. Originally the plan was to marry my dearest Elli, the adorable little nurse in town. However everything changed when she married her long time crush, Dr. Trent. I long ago thought she fallen out of love with him, but it turned out she hadn't. Behind all those kind smiles, kisses, and lunches she would make for me laid a more sinister motive…to make Trent jealous. I don't know if that was the plan or it just happened, but all I know is that she's married.

Popuri, another girl who I liked, was already married and living off somewhere with her newly wed husband Kai, a good friend of mine. I didn't mind so much because Kai's my best friend and I wanted them to be happy. The other girls Mary, Ann, and Karen were still surprisingly still available, although I think Gray is close to proposing to Mary. Mary's smart, interesting, and very pretty. Ann's cheerful, cute, and can cook delicious food. Karen's pretty and fun to be around. All I'm saying is that I wish I picked differently.

Marina (otherwise known as the Harvest Goddess) is a horrible wife. When she was pregnant, she told and left without hearing my input. Then afterwards, she dumped the baby on me and left. Plus, she never visits me! I always have to come to her and whenever I try asking her to babysit our son Akira so I can work, she says no, ask the sprites and leaves. She doesn't give me help with our son and she only sees our son around 7 times a year…8 if we're lucky. That would be anniversaries, 3 birthdays, festivals, and maybe a picnic or two. She's not a very busy woman. Those sprites tell me what she's up to. Reading magazines, getting into fights with some princess, and 7 other things that don't usually include being helpful.

I left her on boat to another place. Since I had farming experience and a good bit of money, I could take care of my son and myself. I decided to move to some place where she couldn't find me…to my knowledge. She never sees me anyway, so what's the harm in leaving for a bit? Actually there wasn't any at all. I moved to a small little town with plenty of farm land and bought out a rundown farm for next to nothing. I liked it there and the women weren't half bad, especially a blonde barmaid named Muffy.

She was pretty good looking and looked far better than any of the girls from Mineral Town (excluding Karen and she was somewhere on the same level as Popuri). She has curves in all the right places and she obviously had a crush on me, much to my delight. She gets along great with my son and I would sometimes hear her say she wished that Akira was hers or she hopes she can have a child as precious as him whenever I was coming to get him after letting her watch him for me.

There's another girl who likes me too. Her name is Witch princess. I have no clue why though. Don't get me wrong, she's cute too, but she's bit crazy. She takes delight in animals' deaths and littering. She even gave me useless junk once after I was apparently throwing away things that I didn't find out until later that it was weeds. All she talks about is my wife and how horrible she is. So this is the woman Marina was referring too. I of course don't tell her about my wife, but whenever she looks at my son, she can't help but to remark that my son looks like he has Marina's eyes.

One night we were drinking and just fooling around while Akira was at Lumina's with Muffy when WP asked me to make love to her. Being drunk and not letting an opportunity go to waste, I agreed. However WP wanted it to be romantic so we went by a sparkling pond and had sex. It was amazing…until Marina popped up looking furious, embarrassed, and hurt. WP got angry when I started getting dressed and she yelled at Marina and the sprites who had to be the ones summoning her because she wouldn't have come otherwise.

It's been a week since that's happened and after I ran like a coward to get my son and rush back home, I wondered what would happen next. Would my crops fail? Would she come to destroy me? She's already tried taking back Akira by sending those pathetic sprites. Would she come for him herself? Only time will tell.

A/N: This fanfic basically is a rant in the form of a story. The Harvest Goddess has to be one of the worst wives (in some games at least) in the HM series. PS SHE ACTUALLY LIVES WITH YOU IN HM: SAVE THE HOMELAND(S) SO WHY NOT IN OTHER GAMES? BULLSHIT!

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