HEY GUYZ! BADA555W0RD HERE! We are here to advance our tale of war. But before we do, REVIEW THE REVIEWS!
Quintus: In times like these, a moral boost may be the solution! Oh BTW, they are "human."
CaptainAwsum: To be honest, I will accept an Unkown that is vulgar but still wacky. Unknown is "known" for that. #newpun
Speed: You have no idea how unstable GG Connection is going to get in this story.
Not many people reviewed. Huh. Oh well.
I do want to address one review personally, and that's Christian Wolf's. Look man, or girl, or whatever you are, I might still hate you, but our endless bagging is not to destroy you (at least mine isn't, I dunno about other people, you pissed a lot of people off) it is a suggestion that might actually help you. So I'm sorry. When you are reviewing, we all were assuming you are an internet troll. But your recent review to this story has changed my mind about you. You are an actual human being, and what your doing might seem good to you. So please, if you would, accept this apology, and get an account. It ain't harmful, and won't destroy your computer (or tablet.) Trust me, once people get to see your opinion, and enjoy your writing style, you will be a more likable person. I would even help you. Just PM me, and I will help you. Anyways, my apologies to you, Christian.
For anyone that read that review, I ain't no bully. In fact, I pride myself in my guardian like personality. In fact, my closest friends are nerds who ended up being bullied. I stood up for them, and we bonded on a lot of things. This is where Blade's base personality comes from. He is practically me reincarnated into the Sonic world. He is a guardian, but is very cocky, and sometimes he can be a dick, but he means well. I love ALL my fans and anyone who reviews. But because my testosterone levels spike up after football/wrestling practice, I get very cranky, and sometime might respond in ways I never thought would be offensive. But in the end, I always mean well.
That is all, now ONTO THE STORY!
p.s: The Equestrian "Humans" do have traits of their race. I.E Unicorns have horns and wield magic, Pegasi have wings, fly, and have atmokinesis, and Earth Ponies are stronger, tougher, have faster RUN SPEED (Pegasi still fly faster), and are bigger.
BADA555W0RD PUBLICATIONS PRESENTS
THE THIRD CHAPTER OF "THE LAST HAVE FALLEN"
ALLIANCE
In the castle of Canterlot, the two mighty Princesses, Celestia and Luna, were discussing a fine, royal matter.
"Sister," Luna looked at Celestia with a face that said 'why the hell are you still argueing?' "I wasn't the last one to eat the royal cupcakes RECENTLY!"
"Define recently." Celestia asked.
"Ugh, you know what I mean! Keep eating all those cupcakes and you'll end up weighing 10 tons."
"Come on, sister. You know this divine body (A/N: NOT A SEXUAL INDUENDO! Get your lives strait, perverts) will always staty skinny."
"YOU ALREADY HAVE A BIT OF FLAB!"
Celestia looked down at her stomach. It wasn't fat, or round, in fact some people could say she was still skinny, if her stomach didn't jiggle.
"Huuuh." Celestia sighed.
"I guess your right."
"Now how about you go do that new Jazzercise thing?" Luna suggested.
However, before Celstia could respong negatively, a blue ball of electricity, with a diameter of equal to Sonic Boom Knuckles, appeared in the room.
"YOU JUST HAD TO MENTION JAZZERCISE!" Celestia said.
"NOT MY FAULT!" Luna defended.
Then the ball disappeared,nafter showing two familiar faces to us, but not the princesses.
"Unknown, why did I have to come here with you?" Aura asked.
"1. BECAUSE I SAID SO!" Unknown yelled. "2. BECAUSE THE STORY SAYS YOU CAME WITH ME!"
"The story?" Aura trying to sustain his annoyance. "What do you mean by the story?"
"The author of the story, BADA555W0RD, decided that you and me needed a bknding moment, so he decided this would be it." Unknown replied.
"...Or I just decided to come because you forced me." Aura asked.
"NO silly Aura. Get with the program!" Unknown said, getting in his face.
"Unknown, personal space." Aura asked.
While the two were having their arguement, the two princesses looked at them with WTF faces, then at each other, then back at the two, then they pinched themselves, then they winced, then they sighed. Luna walked up and bellowed in her Royal Princess voice.
"WHO ART THOU WHOM INTRUDE UPON THY ROYAL ESTABLISHMENT!?" Luna bellowed.
"OH SHIT!" Aura responded, turning arond with Aura engulfed in aura.
"Aura..." Unknown chastised. "Manners."
"First of all, don't be my parent." Aura replied later, but then depowered. "Second of all, sorry for intruding, Princesses. We mean no harm, and we came in a time of need."
Princess Celestia stepped foward,nstill ready to strike if needed. "Then why didn't you use the door. Whqt you, or your friend did, it makes you two suspicious. I'm surprised our guards aren't here yet."
"Yeah, the author tends to leave a lot of things out." Unknown cbuckled. "But as the anomily goes-K.I.S.S, Keep It Simple Stupid."
""What are you talking about?" Luna asked.
"Huuh." Aura sighed. "He has the power to see into all alternate unoverses. All alternate universes." He explained. "Its complicated fo explain thoroughly, so we just call it 'breaking the fourth wall.'"
Celestia looked baffled. "Huh. That actually seems like one of my subjects. That also explains how he knows us. But, why are you in need of help."
Aura was aboutnto explain, but Unknown put hos hand on his shoulder. "I got this." Unknown said.
Aura loomed at him with bewilderment, then nodded. The only way the princesses will understand is not by words, but by visions.
So Unknown walked up to the Princesses, "Watch and see." He said seriously for once.
He then put thenpalms of his index and middle fingers on their foreheads, then concentrated on his memories of the war.
The Princesses suddnely went wide eyed for a split second, then back to normal. However, that split second felt like an hour. For the Princesses saw everything.
Firs. Blood. Dead bodies. Robotic debris. Even the brawl of a Mobian rebel and a robot infantry. Then they saw twp more such brawls, the ten more, then 25, 50, 100, so on and so on. It was brutal to both.
Then a giant robot appeared. A robot that made the castle seem like an ant. It was squashing the Mobian rebels. And then mowed through a city. It was attacked by our five hereos. The robot was managed to be backed up, but the heroes were horribly injured. Even Blade and Gold. Gold managed to fix everone up and not get wbiplash, but then got shot in the knee by a sniper bot.
The Princesses saw everything in that battle. And that one was the least brutal.
Then the vision ended. Unknown backed up a few steps.
"How can we help?" The Princesses replied unanomously.
"WHY are we getting up at SIX IN THE MORNING TWILIGHT!?" A "mare" named Rainbow Dash asked her friend, Twilight. BTW, she was called a mare because it is what the call females on the planet of Equestria. Don't ask why, its the same reason why we call females females. Anyway...
"I SAID the Princesses contacted me telling me that the Mane Six are needed effective immediantly." Twilight answered semi-calmly.
"First of all, but its SO early!" Rainbow reponded. "Second of all, why are you so angry?"
"Because you asked that same question ELEVEN TIMES!" Twilight said, gritting her teeth at 'eleven times.'
"Seer'osly, Rainbow. Toughen up." Applejack said.
"Okay, Applejack, HOW THE BUCK DO YOU GET UP AT FOUR! Let alone six." Rainbow asked.
"Apple flavored coffee." She said.
"You drink that mush?" Rarity asked, disgusted.
"At least its not Mtn. Dew Kickstart!" Pinkie stated.
"Whada buck is Mtn. Dew Kickstart?" Rarity asked.
Pinkie pulled some Fruit Punch flavored Mt. Dew Kickstart, popped the top, and gave it to Rarity.
Rarity stuck out her pinkie (remember, they are human), took a sip, then immediantly spat it out.
"That is AWFUL!" Rarity yelled.
"I KNOW RIGHT!?" Pinkie asked. "At least the commercial was hystarical!"
If all you Fluttershy fans (including the author himself) are wondering what the mare herself is doing, well, she is with the other five, but is not talking. She's looking down, playing with her thumbs, and keeping up with the group.
If all you lazy readers want me to describe wbat they all look like, well, USE YOUR IMAGINATION! There is a lot of caps in this section. Oh well. Anyways, about an hour of this friendly bickering and sixteen more times of Rainbow Dash asking wby she had to be waken up at six in the morning later, the Mane Six finally got to the palace, and entered the Princesses throne room...
They saw our five heroes!
"Unknown, by help, I meant help from awesome aliens with tech twice as cool as Robotnik, not PRINCESSES WITH A PINK AND WHITE CASTLE!"
"Blade has a point, Unknown. Why bring us here in the first place? These, lifeforms, clearly don't have any advanced technology."
"Trust me, Glimpse. These guys pack more of a punch than you think. Plus this is technically..."
"A crossover. Really Unknown, why do you have to go to any type of writer and tell them to eavesdrop on us?"
"First of all, it ain't eavesdropping, Gold. Second of all, it's BADA555W0RD! He never updates anymore! Well, now he does."
While our heroes have their, discussion, each of the six, mares (yes, that is what the planet calls females. It's the same reason why we call females females) looked at them with confusion. Then the Princesses walked up to them.
"Ah, Princess Twilight. How nice to see you again." Celestia smiled.
"Oh, Princess! How are you doing?" Twilight asked.
"Fair. I called you and the Mane 6, however, not for idle chit-chat, of course."
Twilight eyeballed the five individuals. "No kidding. Let me guess, they ne..."
"OOH, OOH, LET ME GUESS! They came here from a planet of war, and since their tyrannical meanie-pants wants to rule their world, they need our help! AM I RIGHT , AM I RIGHT?"
"Now, shuga, there ain't no possible way these five are..."
"Actually, Applejack, she's right." Luna rebutted.
"We will leave you two groups alone." Celestia said as she and Luna left. "Don't try to kill each other."
"Did she just say, don't kill each other?"
"EXACTEMUNDO!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"Alright. Now girls, like always, we approach them with kindness. Remember the golden rule!" Twilight said as she approached the still argueing five.
"Um, excuse me?"
They are still argueing.
"Excuse me, guys?"
Still argueing.
"Um, ex..."
Rainbow put a hand on Twilight's shoulder.
"Don't worry, Twi. I got this." RD then replaced Twilight's spot, then bellowed, "HEY, EXCUSE ME YOU GUYS!"
The five turned around to face her. A second later, Blade formed a grin and whispered something into Gold's ear somewhat loudly for a whisper. The whisper made Gold giggle and Rainbow pissed.
"Look, it's Skittles."
"DID YOU CALL ME SKITTLES!?" Rainbow asked, recieving an anger spike sense from Aura and an Uh-oh from Rarity.
This question would most likely have an equestrian quiver in fear and immediantly apologize to her. However, Blade isn't an equestrian, and certainly not someone that is easily intimidated. The Half-Dragon stepped foward, smirking.
"What if I did, Skittles?" he said.
"WHY YOU LITTLE..!" The Equestrian charged foward, kicking Blade's stomach after reaching 100 mph.
The superhuman did nothing but grunt. Rainbow looked at him with a wtf face.
"My turn." Blade said, attempting to grab the pegasus.
However, after each grapple attempt, "Skittles" kept evading the Dracohuman. (Yes, Dracohuman.)
"Gotta catch me first, slow poke!"
"Okay, NOW YOUR GETTING IT!"
Both Twilight and Glimpse face palm over the stuborness of their "athletes."
Before anything started to get ugly, Aura got in between the two.
"Okay now, enough you two!" He exclaimed. " Blade, we talked about this, we don't want a negative impression." Blade then rolled his eyes. "Now, can we all introduce our selves in a kind manner?"
"I don't know, emo." Rainbow Dash stated, still pissed off. "I think that asshole needs to give me something."
"HEY! I'm not an asshole!" Blade tried to rebut, when Gold pretended to cough and muffled, "Yesyouare."
"Blade," Aura said sternly. "Apologize."
Blade gave a sigh that a teenager gives when they are told to go clean their room (or anything for that manner.)
"I'm sorry for calling you skittles." Blade said.
"Thank you." Rainbow Dash was about to fly away, but Twilight stopped her.
"Your turn." She simply said.
"WHAT!? But what did I do?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"You attacked him. Now its your turn." Twilight countered.
"Ugh. Fine." Rainbow flew towards Blade. "Hey spikes." Blade turned around. "Huh?"
"Hey, I'm sorry for attacking you okay."
"Oh, um, no problem?" Blade said. Since the after his dad burned his mom, Blade has never received an actual apology. Something like this made him feel important.
No, this is not a BlaDash moment. This is just to add character to Blade. I am keeping my promise.
Anyways, Glimpse walked up to Twilight and asked, "I believe you are the, leader, of these other 5."
"Oh, yeah, yeah." She replied. "I believe your group of five are in a war. I'm sorry about all your losses."
"No need to apologize. My I ask everyone's specialties?"
"Of course. My name is Twilight Sparkle. I am the Princess of Equestria here and my main talent is magic, so I am most likely balanced."
Twilight continued. "The rainbowed haired one with wings is Rainbow Dash. She is the fastest flier in Equestria, so her role might be scout, spy, or even a rushing attacker."
"The other winged mare is Fluttershy. She, lives up to her name. However, she is a really good medic."
"The blonde cowmare is Applejack. She is very strong, dexterious, and derermined. She would also be good for battle roles."
"The unicorn, Rarity, there is not very helpful, but once she gets mad, you don't want to be in her way. She would be good for battle once she is angered."
"Finally, the pink pony, Pinkie Pie, is... a wildcard."
"How about your guys?" Twilight asked.
"I'm Glimpse. To put it simply I am a balance war strategist and fighter. The 'bully' there is Blade, he is a tank, but he attacks with verocity and aggression of Rarity all the time, he also is a master of finding things. He is one of the generals on the scouting unit and the front lines. The 'emo' is Aura, who has both the power to destroy a city, and the ability to see your aura. He is the other general for scout and front lines, and also helps Blade in interrogations. The blue haired guy is Gold. He is more support than anything, having a healing power, but he can also fight, but his powers are powered down due to the nature of our enemies. Finally, the other brown haired guy is Unknown, and his name speaks for itself. He is a true wildcard."
"Okay, so you are very battle based I presume. " Twilight asked.
"We are fighting a war here." Glimpse replied.
"Right. So, do you want us to come with you to your world?"
"Yes, of course. We need to be back right away."
"Alright." Twilight held out her hand.
"Thank you for helping us." Glimpse shook it.
"Your welcome. Good luck." Twilight said.
Alright, LONGEST CHAPTER EVER! So please review. I hate school. But at least my football team is 3-0. YAY!
Again sorry for taking so long. School SUX!
Again, I am sorry Wolf, and I'll see you, in the next chapter.
BADA555W0RD 0UT!