AU: "UMI-CHAN!" "Hmm?.." "There's a giant spider and I can't kill it!"


Yaeko: TUMBLR AUS FOR LYFE

Okaey: *Facepalms* YOU'RE AN AUTHOR AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL RIGHT!

*I DONT OWN LOVE LIVE*


It was a quiet day in- CRASH!

... Let me restart that.

It WAS a quiet day in the μ's clubroom. That is.. Until all hell broke loose.

Nico, as usual, was giving the whole group another lesson on 'How to be an idol'.

"Okay.. You got that down? NO DATING! ABSOLUTELY NO DATING!" The midget idol said.. For the 900th time.

"Ahh~ Okay! We got it already Nico-chan!" Honoka leaned back on her chair. Meanwhile, the orange-haired cat behind her yawned in boredom.

"Wahh! Rin is so bored nya~" She whined, repeatedly hitting the table with her two fists.

Nico scowled. "How dare you call the No.1 Idol in the world boring!"

In the corner a certain red head could be heard snickering and insulting the idol.

Hanayo sweat-dropped. "N-Now guys.." She started off "You all should really c- GYAAAAHHH!"

Suddenly, everyone whipped their heads in the direction of the screaming girl.

Written on their faces were looks of fear. Even Nozomi had felt a bit uneasy.

Honoka backed away, pointing at the younger girl's skirt.

"H-Hanayo.. I-Is that a-" She shook with fear "SPIDER?!"

...

Throughout the whole building, you could hear 9 different screams echoing through the halls.

"G-GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Maki screeched, keeping a tight hold on Nico's arm.

"Umi-chan!" Kotori yelled out to her friend while repeatedly swinging a newspaper at the black creature, only to have it dodge every time.

Meanwhile Umi had a calm look on her face, "Hmm?" she responded, not seemingly interested in what was happening around her.

"Theres a giant spider and I can't kill it!" Kotori wailed, still hopelessly swinging at the small (but giant) creature.

Suddenly Umi stood up from her chair. The chair could be heard screeching against the floors as it was moved back, drawing the attention of the rest of the members.

"U-Umi-chan?.." Eli asked, a mix of concern and fear visible in her voice.

Umi completely ignored her senior as she walked over to the spider, kneeling in front of it.

The spider stopped for a while, for even it was scared of the dark aura coming off of the bluenette.

"So..." Umi started off, her voice deep and a bit hoarse.

"YOU'RE A SPIDER!?" She asked it, her golden orbs shining brightly.

The whole room was in shock of their friend's sudden outburst. Out of the 8, Nico was the first to recover.

"You!.. YOU WHAT?!" She exclaimed, still confused about her friend's actions.

Umi looked down in embarrassment, muttering something too low for anyone to understand.

"I... Spider.." She muttered.

Nico held her hand up to her ear. "Say again, Umi?"

"I've.. Spider.." She said a bit louder, but still not in an understandable way.

"Come again?" Nico pushed on.

"I'VE NEVER SEEN A SPIDER BEFORE!" Umi yelled out, her face turning into a shade of red that would put any tomato to shame.

...

Honoka burst out in laughter "Y-You've.. N-Never!.. BWHAAHAH!" She held her stomach, rolling on the ground laughing.

"My my~ What an interesting fact Umi-chan.." Nozomi spoke.

Umi hid her face in her hands, "This is so embarrassing!.." She cried. "It's okay Umi-chan~" Kotori giggled "I think it's cute!~"

Right then, Umi's face went 50 shades of red darker. Her face looking about ready to explode.

Meanwhile in the corner, Maki still shook in fear, rocking herself back and forth and muttering countless amounts of "I need to go to the bathroom"s


Yaeko: Yes, I know it's short and it sucked. But hey, I did it in 30 minutes.. So.. ._.

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