Disclaimer: Not mine.

My name is Percy Jackson. I am the subject of two great prophecies, survivor of Tartarus, Kronos and Gaea. My mother is Sally Jackson. My father is Poseidon, god of the seas.

Yep. You heard me right. God of the seas.

Being a demigod isn't a picnic. Constant monster attacks, end-of-the-world prophecies that you have to stop, and wars that mean you and your friends will probably be dead by the time summer is out.

And let's not forget that most demigods die slow, painful deaths at depressingly young ages.

So yeah. All in all, demigod life sucks.

I thought that now that the giant war was over, I could relax.

I thought I was safe, for a little while.

I was mistaken.

Because not long after that, everything went very, very wrong for me.

The gods decided to kill me.

Annabeth cheated on me.

And I died.