"Hey honey." A brown haired girl said with almost playfully while keeping a pouty expression on her face. The blonde looked at her and laughed.

"Not interested. Move over." He said pushing her over a bit making her wobble a bit on her precarious heels as she stumbled across a cobble stone. Before she fell he grabbed her pulling her upright. She started laughing harder and neither noticed the police man come up behind them.

"Evening Officah." The girl said straightening up and smiling coyly to him.

The man looked at her. "How old are you young lady." He asked

"Hmn," she scrunched up her nose acting cute thinking the man like younger girls. "Can't be more then 16."

"God rest your soul." he hurried off.

"Musts been his foist night in da red light distract." The blonde said "He looked like he didn' expect ya ta try an' get him ta buy!"

"Don' think he did Dutchy."

The blonde smiled innocently. "Dat guy ovah dere." He pointed to a boy looking a little sheepish and heading in their direction. "Da one wid da funny hat."

"Yeah." Magic looked at the boy. "IT is a funny hat. Not half bad looking."

"Think he's goin' or me or you?"

"You." She whispered. " He don't look confidant, like he's about to break a thousend rules he based his life on."

"Well a lotta guys are like dat wid you."

"Yeah, and most a' dem are fifty year olds who can't get it up wid out a lotta persuasion. Funny hat man is coming. Set a high price slim pickens' tonight."

"I tink I'll offer him a low rate." Duychy smiled licking his lips.

"You is ovah confidant."

"Cause I'm da best."

"Hi." the funny hat boy said reaching the bickering two.

"Hey." Dutchy smiled at him "maybe you can settle this little disagreement of ours."

"I'll try." The boy looked mystified.

"If you could sleep wid eadah one a us who would it be?"

"Excuse me?" He asked a little taken aback.

"Well why else would ya be here, ta admiah de view?" She laughed "so which one, it ain't a bindin' contract or nuten."

"You both are?"

"Yeah hard ta make a decent liven' bein' anyting else." Dutchy said. "And if ya ain't gunna answer us da uddah question den how about ya name?"

"Specs." the boy gulped.

"I wanna know if I was righ or not!"

"Sorry you probably weren't." Specs smiled.

"so ya wanna leave?"

"Huh?" Specs asked confused.

"I said ya'd wanna fuck blondie." she regarded his face. "So ya do! I was righ!"

"Stop gloating."

"She is screwed up."

"Yeah she is, lets go." Dutchy grabbed the boy's hand pulling him to the place he stayed. As they entered the freezing room Specs paused him.

"I can't pay much."

"Honey I don want ya to pay at all." He covered Specs' protesting mouth with his own letting the boy take this slow, letting him have the innocence of a first experience.

After it was done Dutchy was kissing the boy trying to calm him. "was it good for you?"

"Yeah, but I must have been crap." Specs apologized.

"Hey it was ya first time. An' ya was good." Dutchy Kissed him again.

Disclaimer: Disney owns Dutchy and Specs, I own Magic

Author's notes: Yes some of you may have hear I am going on a break! IT is true, mainly the only thing uploaded will be One shots because I can just write them. Anything else (World Pizza) Will be on stand by. This is only till I get my grades up!!

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