DISCLAIMER: IS HALO DEAD?

Scene 1- Everything is quite has the camera slowly pans over a dimly lit room featuring an empty fireplace and water dripping in multiple places. The camera slowly pans to a dark figure huddled on the ground. What sounds to be a badly hummed Halo theme is being vibrated from the green lump of metal. The lump glances back to realize it is being watch.

After a sniffle the metal husk of a once glorious man pulls itself into the chair and flicks on an old lamp.

Chief: *sniffle* Oh hey it's you guys again. *Grabs an old whiskey bottle from the floor and tried to chug it, only to find it empty.* It's sure been a *burps* been awhile.

Chief: *Begins to mumble to himself for about a minute before lurching back to reality* What, oh sorry. Things just haven't been the same around here since, since… *holds back a tear* since Arby left. *Let's out a cry and covers his face with his palms has he wails.* It's been over two years since I'd even been in a game!

Chief: First Cortana, now Arby? Why! *Reaching behind the chair, grabs out a robe and fashions a noose.* I guess there's only one thing left to do *sniffles.* *Throwing the rope to an unseen shaft, he pulls the other side taunt and tightens the noose around his neck.*

Chief: If only *Sniffle.* I had a weapon. *Braces for the inevitable has he prepares to jump off the chair.*

Fan: Wait! Chief! *Stumbles into the room, breathing heavily.* Don't do it Chief! You are not forgotten, what about all your fans. We remember you!

*Camera pans to show the other side of the room full of jeering fans and cries of joy.*

Chief: Y-you guys are still willing to wait for Halo 6? Even if it takes another year to release.

*The fan nods*

Chief: I shouldn't do it then. *Says with more enthusiasm and joy.* Let me get down right quick… *Chief starts to get down from the chair, but has he steps down, his other leg gives out causing him to fall while still attached to the rope.*

*The camera quickly cuts has camera crew are seen running to Chief's aid.*

Sorry for never writing anymore, I had just decided that I needed a break from writing. But without further ado, here's another chapter of Chief Talks. Chief isn't dead tho, unlike I was ;)