Thanks for whoever liked the original, but I have to be honest that I don't think anyone did, that's right not even me, but I thought I should rewrite this story, well here it goes, and please for any of the people that have read the first one, tell me if this is better, or not.

*Tick* Toc* *Tick* *Honk* Went the foghorn to the right of Spongebob's bed, *Click* he turned the alarm off, his eyes were still closed; he didn't have to open his eyes to know that it was going to be bright out, even though brightness is what he loved about the morning, well, except for this morning. Spongebob slowly opened his eyes, and what a mistake was that, when he opened his eyes, the intense brightness of the light painfully blinded him, making his pores close, "Ahh!" he screamed as he closed his eyes and rubbed them, a couple minutes passed when he opened his eyes again, this time he forced them to stay open. This was nothing new to him, and he admitted it, "I've got, to get up," he squeaked, his voice was barely useable, it was to the point that if he kept talking, that it would burst into flames, if it wasn't already. He attempted to sit up, but he found it almost impossible to sit up, well at least not with the intense pain he felt from his chest and down, he laid back down in his bed, 'I hate this, I need to get to the bathroom' he said to himself as he turned his head to the bathroom, 'but, I can't, move' he said to himself as he turned his head back around and looked up at the ceiling, 'I've got to try' he thought to himself, he took a deep breath as a single tear fell down his cheek, and he sat up, sitting there for a few painful seconds before he turned his body towards the bathroom, and he took another deep breath and slowly slid off the bed.

Spongebob limped into the bathroom and went to the sink, he looked in the mirror, his face was dotted with sweat, and he was slowly losing his color, soon he'd be the color of a piece of paper. He turned his sink on and used his hands to wet his face, and drink some of the water to sooth his sore throat. He reached his hand out and opened the medicine cabinet and took out a white box and read the label on it, 'FOR EMERGENYS ONLY' he sighed twisted the bottle and took out a hypodermic needle and a red bottle and inserted the needle into the bottle before taking it out and injecting the medicine into his right arm. He sat on the floor for a few minutes to let the medicine to kick in.

Gary slithered into the bathroom, "Meow (Do you need help?)" he meowed, Spongebob opened his eyes to look at the little mollusk, "Nonsense Gary, I can make it," Spongebob said standing up, "Meow (You're sick)" "I am not sick Gary," "Meow (you need to stay home)" "What do you mean, Gary I think I can make it through a day at work, just because the doctor said to take it easy doesn't mean anything, I can't just lay in my bed for the rest of my life, what's the big deal Gary, I am perfectly fine, as long as I have this I'm fine" Spongebob said holding up the needle, "Meow (you can lay in that bed the rest of your life)" "Gary I am not sick, I am perfectly fine" Spongebob said, "Meow (You are not fine you need to stay home)" "I'm not sick and I'm going to work," Spongebob said as he walked out of the bathroom to get his clothes, he hated it when Gary did this.

Spongebob walked down the stairs and into the kitchen, he had already felt a million times better than earlier. Spongebob made him a bowl of Kelp'O cereal, but he wasn't eating, he was hungry, but he was afraid that he'd throw up and more afraid because Gary was in the kitchen with him watching him. Gary knew that his master wasn't well this morning, and he also needed to eat, since Spongebob hadn't ate all day yesterday and that wasn't a good sign, it never was, and they both knew it, so Spongebob kept playing with his food, "Meow (You need to eat)" Gary meowed, "I'm not hungry" Spongebob said, "Meow (you haven't ate at all yesterday)" Gary meowed, "I, Gary, I'm not hungry" Spongebob quietly said, "Meow (Eat!)" Gary roared, Spongebob looked at Gary, and back at his bowl he hesitated, but he took bite, and as soon as he did he picked his bowl up and started to inhale his breakfast.

Spongebob placed his bowl down on the table and whipped his mouth, "Meow (see you were hungry)" Gary meowed, Spongebob just smiled, but then something inside him triggered and his mouth filled with milk and cereal, he ran up to his bathroom and emptied the contents of his stomach into the toilet. A few minutes later Spongebob walked down the stairs to be greeted by his snail, "I'm not sick" Spongebob said before Gary could say or meow anything, Spongebob walked to the door of his pineapple and place his hat on his head and he walked out the door. Spongebob stood in front of his door and took a deep breath in and out before attempting to shout "I'm read, ok maybe not to day" Spongebob said as he held his stomach and continued to walk down the road.

Squidward was outside locking his door before turning around to walk down the road and to work. While walking to work Squidward glanced down at the unusually quite sea sponge next to him, he looked horrible, Squidward shuttered, 'Looks like he has the suds again' Squidward thought, but he was wrong, far from it, this was worse than the case of the suds. Spongebob had his eyes focused onto the road in front of him, then he stopped walking, his mouth was again filled with the contents of his stomach, all that was in his stomach was his stomach acid, and it burnt his mouth, he leaned over to the side and threw up onto the road, 'You need to rest' said his body, "No, I'm fine, I can make it" he yelled at himself and he proceeded to walk down the paved road, Squidward had stopped to see why his annoying co-worker slash neighbor had stopped walking, 'nope, not the suds,' Squidward said to himself as Spongebob began to walk towards him, 'should I ask him? No, what do I care, as long as the pest doesn't bother me, I'm fine' Squidward thought to himself and he began to walk down the road.

Well, this has been the first chapter of the remake of Things Happen.