Chapter 21: Had to happen eventually

Disclaimer, see chapter one

Beth finally crosses that final line. A bit more serious then I'd want but the return to comedy will happen in the next chapter, just had to do it Sorry and big sorry to Beth fans Aisling in background Oh what she's gone and done now

Ron scratched his head as he finished cleaning his and Beth's bedroom, she had left two hours ago to get polish she said and hadn't been seen since, dropping the stack of baby magazines in his hand on her desk he headed out to find her.
'Aisling' he called as the girl turned the corner before him 'you seen Beth'
Aisling shook her head 'you have lost her everyday for a month now Ron'
'Well' he grumbled 'We have separate classes, she has her tutoring and we do have different friends; we're married not joined at the bloody hip'
'Funny how the disappearing act started the day after your wedding' Aisling commented
'You're far from helpful'
'ARGH' came from the C.C.R and the friends shared a look
'Playstation' Aisling grinned before they ran to find Beth

'You stupid, blond haired bouncy little fuck, cast the damned spell, not draw it' Draco was spewing abuse at the TV
'Oh Merlin, she's hooked Draco now' Aisling growled
'Huh'
'Shut up Weasley I swear if I lose this battle over you'
'I told you to Draw Carbuncle' Harry told him
'Fuck Carbuncle' Draco spat
'Eww' Beth let out
'What are you playing…?'
'Can it Ron'
Aisling pointed to the three TV's 'Draco is playing final fantasy VIII, disc'
'Three'
'Disc three and badly by the look of it'
'O'CONNELL'
'Right Harry is playing' she cocked her head 'I don't actually know'
'Halo jackass' Harry gritted out
Aisling cuffed him on the head 'well you're hiding in a room, every damned space game has one of those scenes and Beth is playing' The gamecube controller went flying as Beth screamed 'Resident evil'
Beth scrabbled for the controller 'the dogs are freaky deal with it Aisling'
Harry's watch beeped and the three swapped places, Beth letting out a scoff at Draco's advancement in FF VIII, Harry easily taking out Zombie dogs and Draco effortlessly battling aliens
'So this is what you've been doing' Aisling blinked
'Yeah' the three let out in that kind of vague way people did when they were more interested in the game
'I knew wasn't dreaming about getting an Xbox from the wedding presents'
'That's under our bed, this is the one Sarah bought Harry for Christmas, she sold it to him' Beth told them
The friends rolled their eyes
'Is Sarah out with Blaise Tonight?' Ron asked Aisling
'No Theo'
'Huh, but last week she was with Blaise'
'That was last week'
'I think I need a rota of who she's dating when'
'I think it's a timeshare basis' Aisling shrugged
'How's Charlie'
'You're his brother you ask him' Aisling snapped
'Oh trouble in paradise'
'She told him to go fuck a horntail' Draco piped up
'And he told her he had been' Harry supplied
'DO YOU TELL THEM EVERYTHING' Aisling raged at Beth
'Zell is so hot' was Beth's dreamy reply 'so not fair that Seifer's bad, I hate Squall and Rinoa, Irvine's hair is so lovely'
'Okay, okay, yes I bloody well know, now shut up before I make that game a Frisbee' Aisling snapped
'I always have the seventh game' she paused the game and went glassy eyed 'Vincent, Reno, Cloud'
'Ron would you be adverse to me sewing her mouth shut' Aisling asked sweetly
'I'll get you the equipment'
'Next games' Harry called and the trio picked up boxes and set about loading the new games
Ron was frowning minutes later
'Er hun'
'Yes' she smiled before cackling 'ha take that you squeaky annoying little red haired bastard'
'Beth that's me'
Beth was indeed playing Chamber of Secrets and as Harry was throwing spells at Ron instead of completing her trip to class
'Well if you ran around yelling, Hurry up Harry in that annoying voice in real life babe I'd still hit you with spells'
'Lara has lovely tits' Harry sighed
'Jump you little bandicoot bastard' Draco growled
'Though we got rid of that game' Harry said chancing a look at Beth
'He threatened to insert his wand somewhere painful on both of us if I did' Beth sighed 'but he has promised to let us help it he gets twitchy'
'He gets twitchy with every game' Harry pointed out
'POTTER' she yelled at the scream 'Jump you little twerp'
Harry carefully scooted away from her
Aisling nudged Ron and they left the trio to their games and headed off to see what to do for the day
'Merlin bless Friday evenings' Aisling sighed
'Yeah, she pisses off' Ron let out before clapping a hand over his mouth
'No' Aisling smiled 'I understand completely'

'Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair' Draco did a double take as Aisling strolled past later sing that
'You wish you were a what' he spluttered only for her to ignore him 'Aisling, Aisling, O'CONNELL'
He threw a wad of parchment at her and she turned, eyed him and threw her hand out, sending him flying, once he had picked himself up he cursed the spell that allowed her to conceal her wand in her arm
'You'd be a great old punk rocker with flowers in your hair'
'Malfoy why the fuck are you spouting that song' Sarah demanded when she found him sprawled in the floor
'SONG' he yelled
'Yes you know a musical composition'
'I know what a song is Sarah'
'So why the hell did you yell it'
'I just got cursed because of a song'
'I suppose that less then the usual reasons'
'Oh do Bugger off'
'Where's Theo'
'You mean he isn't up your arse, wonder will never cease'
Draco was sprawled on the floor seconds later, but this time he would have a black eye from it, the next person to happen upon him was Hermione
'Every body look at me, me, I walk in the door you start screaming' she sang to herself
'You aren't that bloody ugly Mudblood' he muttered
'Hey' Beth yelled kicking him 'what did I say about that word'
He grumbled and stayed laying down
'Why are you staying there'
'Figured I might as well let Potter and Weasley have their turn'
Ron loomed over him 'well okay then'
Draco was up and gone before Ron could even decide what to do with him
'You do realise that you've probably driven him insane' he told his wife
'And your point'
'None'
'As bloody usual' she muttered before following Hermione off
'Well isn't she pleasant today' Ron grumbled to Harry
'As opposed to what' he shrugged 'you didn't marry her because she was all kittens and bunnies did you, Ron seriously you can't tell me you've only just realised she's a bitch'
Harry grumbled second later as he picked himself up off the floor and followed his best friend, wondering why the hell he always got hit because of Beth

Dinner was interrupted later that evening by a filthy little giggle from Sarah, who had her head buried in a book
'What' Harry asked uneasily 'was that'
'Mmm' she let out
Ron leaned back and rolled his eyes before sitting back at the table 'she's got a portable dvd player carved into the book'
'Right' Harry shrugged 'what's she watching'
'Oh yeah, you can stake me whenever you want'
'Blade again' Beth smiled
'Well excuse me if Theo isn't putting out' Sarah huffed 'oh yeah Deacon, you can bite me, turn me, whatever'
Beth leaned over and whispered something to Sarah who nodded and slid over her potions book, Beth grabbed her bag, found her notebook and after several seconds of fiddling about was absorbed in potions
Ten minutes later 'Oh baby what I'd give to be that bike'
'Let's just leave huh' Harry asked
'Mmmmm, sexy leather'
'Yeah' Ron nodded 'before she's buying me leather'

It was two hour before Beth and Sarah realised that the great hall had cleared out, sharing a smirk they pulled out another pair of DVD's and Beth conjured some popcorn both prepared to settle in for the night

Ron shot forward in bed at a yell
'GET YOUR FAT ARSE UP WEASLEY, APPOINTMENT'
'I ain't the bloody pregnant one, I'm staying here'
A growl filled the room and he jumped up 'I'm awake, I'm awake dear, coming, coming'
Beth turned away smirking 'oh he's so whipped'

Aisling woke to a face hovering over her and screamed
'Gah Parkinson, make up put some on, seriously'
'Sarah is looking for you'
'That's nice' Aisling yawned before rolling over
'Get up' Sarah snapped 'I don't want to spend a minute longer in the dog pound then I have too'
'Why are you here' Aisling asked, still not willing in the least to move from her nice cocoon of warmth
'D'uh Aisling we're supposed to be getting in a peaceful morning before Beth decides to bore us with baby crap'
Aisling groaned into her pillow 'Go molest your boyfriend I'll be down in a minute'

Draco let out a vile curse as Emma's friend Carol entered his room
'Knock ginger' he growled
'Emma has a lunch date with us'
The girl muttered something into Draco's chest
'It's 9 am Mitchell' Draco snapped 'so bugger off until at least 11'
'Look Malfoy, you used to be scary, but now your just a muggle whipped bitch'
'Yeah well I'll set my fucking muggle on you if you don't just BUGGER OFF'
'I'm not leaving till Emma's up'
Draco cast a filthy look at her 'well fine, I'll just wake her up will I' he smirked 'in my own way'
'I'm gone, I'm so gone' Carol screamed running from the room
'You so need to change your locks' Emma grumbled
'I know' he sighed as he tried to get back to sleep

Harry peered out from under his pillow at Ginny and Hermione
'You know what girls'
'What' his girlfriend smiled
'I hate you'
'Harry' they pouted
'Leave me in bed, please' he whined before jamming the pillow down over his head
'Maybe we should just send up Beth'
'Fine' Harry yelled 'whatever, just let me go back to sleep'
'Oh Seamus' Hermione smiled
Harry sighed in relief only to jump from bed seconds later shivering 'you, you two incredible bitches'
'Well I did say Ice water would get him up' Hermione Smiled
'Just not in a way Ron wouldn't like' Ginny smirked
Harry glared before turning mutinous and grabbing Seamus's quilt and stalking from the room
'And where are you going'
'Beth's couch' He growled 'And you two know not to wake her'

Beth grumbled as she adjusted her robes, feeling very much like a lab rat
'Now I have a pamphlet here of the does and don't during your pregnancy, If you have a read while I talk to the nurse and your husband'
Beth took it and sighed before she began reading, minutes later she screamed 'I have to give up WHAT'

Ron leaned against the door of Draco's room panting
'That eager to see me that you ran here Weasley' the blond drawled
'Beth's just had an appointment with the Mediwitch'
'And'
'She has to stop drinking caffeine'
'Again, And'
'She can't drink tea Malfoy'
The older boy went pale 'we're all screwed'
'Hell yes'

Seamus, Dean and Neville sniggered as Beth bounced her way out of their dorm room, seconds later Harry peered out from under the bed
'Am I safe'
'Yep' Seamus grinned 'she took your mp3 player though'
'Oh great' Harry groaned as he stood and brushed his knees off 'what happened to the I-pod she bought Ron'
'He has shit taste in music apparently' Neville told him 'she spends more time shuffling then listening, but since all her CD's were used for your music, she's happy out, at least that what she said'
'She did leave a game on your bed' Dean told him
Harry turned and let out a whoop
'What' Seamus asked
'Premiership manager 06' he grinned 'right I'm off anyone wants me I'll be on the Playstation'

Ron and Draco were making their way to find Harry when they spotted Beth sat on a window sill, listening to music and reading a book, on closer inspection, from a safe distance they realised she was 'reading' from Sarah's book
'You know bump' she sighed 'if you ever, ever feel like summoning Cloud, or Kadaj, Sephiroth or even Reno, I will make sure you have the best toys like ever'
Ron rolled his eyes at Draco
'Of course all four at once would be great too'
'Does she talk to herself a lot' Draco asked Ron
'Not usually, but ever since she got a parcel last month she's been on a different planet whenever she watches a dvd I'm not allowed to watch'
They changed directions and went the long way around Beth

Ginny looked up from her magazine and asked
'What's big brother'
'A reality show' Sarah shrugged as she tossed a ball in the air 'Beth liked it'
'They put twelve people in a house, with camera's on them all the time, they have to do team tasks for food and luxuries and each week the contestants nominate 2 housemate and then the public vote for who they want to evict' Aisling explained not looking up from her Nintendo DS, while the others played mindless games, Aisling's was to build intelligence
The four were in their own hidden room, safe from everyone including Beth who didn't wanna know where 'the room of extreme girly-ness' was located
'Sounds pretty funny' Ginny grinned
'Could you imagine a wizarding one' Hermione snorted
Aisling and Sarah shared looks and seconds later were pulling the other two girls out of the door behind them
'Where are we going' Ginny yelped
'To find Beth, she's the only one who watches that shite, therefore she's the only one who can sell it to Dumbles' Sarah grinned
'Uh why' Hermione demanded
'When have we ever passed up the chance to humiliate our men folk Herm' Aisling wanted to know
'Ah when you put it that way'

Dumbledore blinked at the five girls who had barged into his office minutes earlier and asked that they be allowed to run a 'Big Brother' house to raise money for a charity
'It is an excellent experiment on human behaviour in a confined and restricted environment, a way of seeing how people communicate with each other and work together in a strange atmosphere, to study how they interact with people who they may not socialise with other wise' Beth let out before grimacing 'oww'
'Well there goes her burst of intelligence for the month' Aisling sighed
'And who do you propose to put into this house'
'Draco, Harry and Ron obviously, and some randomly selected others from different houses and social standing around the school' Hermione smiled
'Obviously headmaster' Snape sneered 'Mr. Weasley and his cohorts have managed to annoy their women once more and these harpies wish to use this experiment to embarrass them yet again'
'And your complaining why' Sarah blinked
Snape thought before smirking 'I believe it is an excellent idea Headmaster'
'I thought you might' Dumbledore nodded 'do the boys know of your idea'
'No' Aisling smirked 'they might actually manage to escape if we told them'
Beth frowned 'Aisling you'd still find them'
'Yes but I'd have to use my precious time and then I'd get annoyed and they'd get injured, it's better this way'
'And why Mrs. Weasley are you willing to put your husband through this experiment'
'Because I'd like one day even without him either coddling or molesting me and I can't finish Final Fantasy because he whines too much or watch Advent children because he either complains or goes on about Tifa's boobs'
'Miss Weasley, surely you don't want to be separated from Harry for too long'
'Either he goes in or I post him to Voldemort' She shrugged 'he's a bit clingy'
'Tell me about it' Sarah muttered
'And Miss Flint'
'She's in the hospital wing, she ran into a door chasing Draco earlier, actually we have to yell at him for shutting it in her face' Aisling replied
'Can we put Blaise in, I'm with Theo now and he's hovering, like a bloody vampire, he just appears from no where, very annoying' Sarah grumbled
'No' Beth yelped before blushing 'he's busy'
'Hmm' Dumbledore frowned 'the less about your and Mr. Zabini's business dealings said here the better Mrs. Weasley'
'Cool' she beamed 'Can I use your floo later'
'No'
'Right guess I'm pulling a wraith impression again'
'Mrs. Weasley' Dumbledore sighed
'Sorry, oh hold up' she pulled a package from her bag and forced into Snape's hands 'there ya go, hand delivered as promised, you can make the cheque out to the usual account'
Everyone looked up as Dumbledore's head met desk 'Out Mrs. Weasley'
The five left and Aisling whirled on Beth 'are you dealing drugs'
'No'
'Illegal potions ingredients'
She blinked 'no'
'So what'
'Never you mind, my business is my lucrative business'
'Why won't you tell us' Aisling bitched
'Because if Ron knew what it was he could make claims on MY money'
'Isn't there like a share all property unspoken agreement in marriage' Ginny asked
'Pah' Beth huffed 'this is my fall back money in case we get divorced'
'Merlin Beth' Hermione yelped 'it's only been a month'
'Huh, no not me but eventually he'll probably see sense'
'True' Aisling nodded 'very true'
'That reminds me, I have to go get my will amended, again'
'Will' Ginny blinked 'again'
'Eventually Voldemort's going to, er….well his fondness of me can't last forever, can it and if anyone is first to go it'll be me'
'Morbid much' Aisling sighed
'Realistic, I'm an irritating, annoying, loud mouthed, crass, ignorant harpy someday I'm gonna cross that line of no return'
'You haven't forgotten the fact that your pregnant have you' Ginny asked
'No, that's why I've been kissing his ass like I'd kiss Cloud in boxers for the past month, which reminds me, dry cleaning'
She dashed off and everyone looked at Aisling
'No' she sighed 'I don't know why a cloud would be in boxer's and no I don't know Beth would kiss it, I'm not a bloody psychic you know, I don't know every little thing that goes on in her mind so stop immediately looking to me for the answers'
'Okay' Sarah let out 'geez, sorry your Majesty'
'Too right I am, now move servant and warm my seat before lunch'
'How about you take a sugar coated fuck off the end of Snape's dick' Sarah growled in response, only to blink as Aisling pointed at her, or more to the point Aisling pointed the hand, which had her wand tucked into at her 'er, or yeah I'll just do it'
'Sugar coated' Hermione muttered 'where on earth'
'Blade trinity, so not only has she insulted me but she has also revealed the identity of the DVD thief'
Ginny nodded then brightened slightly 'Harry gave me his Wiz card to get Draco something for his birthday, wanna come shopping'
'Hell yeah, come on' Aisling grinned
'But what about classes, we have our N.E.W.T's Aisling' Hermione yelled 'oh bugger it, you're a bad influence Aisling O'Connell'
'I'll buy you something pwetty' Ginny giggled
'Fine, fine' Hermione huffed 'But if we get in trouble'
'It was all Beth's fault' They grinned at her before linking arms
'Is that fair'
'Don't take blame if you can blame someone else' Aisling grinned 'I learnt that valuable lesson by having the ever ready to announce 'it wasn't me' Beth around, she assumes guilt before thinking, makes life good'

'So I'm ten, Weasley's fifteen and your are what Potter' Draco drawled as he dealt out the hands for 25
'Nothing' Harry growled
'Again' Ron sniggered as he uncapped three bottles of Bud and passed them out
'I must say Weasley, excellent spot this, none of the women will every find us here, how did you find that passage'
'Third year' Ron replied 'you have gotten that far in the books right'
'No, gave up after the second one'
'Ah'
'Huh' Harry let out
'He was reading Beth's Harry Potter books' Ron replied
'Oh' Harry shrugged before leaning back on the dusty bed 'hey Ron, Beth tells me you're a dab hand with the cleaning spells now you've got your own room, you should have a go up here'
'Bugger off Harry, if your so concerned you clean it' Ron snapped 'and not a bloody word from you Malfoy'
'On my Hon'
'Go on' Ron urged
'Your wife has already pointed out that me swearing on my honour was pointless as I have none, so I'll swear on Potter's honour, he's got enough for the entire wizarding world'
'I'm not a bloody virgin' Harry growled
'I didn't mean that honour' Draco sighed as Ron glared
'My sister better be'
'She is' Harry nodded frantically
Ron simply winked at Draco who snorted
'Can we play' Harry asked
'That desperate to lose' Draco grinned
'Bugger off'
'I say we make this interesting' The blonde of the trio smiled
'I haven't got any money on me' Harry replied
'I have enough money of my own' Draco drawled 'perhaps a dare, best of ten and loser has to do what the other two decide'
'Deal' Ron grinned
'Yeah fine, whatever' Harry shrugged

Harry was pouting, not a good look on the drunken boy who lived, but he was doing it anyway
'That's not fair, you two have practice' he bitched
'As do you Potter' Draco smirked 'you are designated card player in the world of demented Mrs. Weasley'
'Argh' he threw up his hands and promptly fell off the bed making his companions laugh hard
Cursing in a way that could only come from Beth's dvd collection and drinking with her friends from home he stood wondering not for the first time if he would ever get rid of his light weight title
'Okay so, what have you two got planned'
They shared devious looks and Ron smirked 'you will learn in time young one'
'I think I preferred life when all you two did was bitch at each other and argue over Beth'
'You maybe' Ron laughed passing his friend a bottle 'but we like this so much better'
'Why' Harry growled
'Your so easy to annoy'
Harry stomped his foot and Draco reached over to tickle his chin 'and your so cute when you do that'
As he glared the two fell about laughing, before he chuckled and sat on the bed 'Beth has warped you Malfoy'
'Yep' he agreed whole heartedly 'and I love it'

Beth winced as Sarah punched yet another door
'They ditched us, every single one of them, how rude, how horrible' Sarah growled 'oh that's it, we are so getting them back for it'
'For what a day off' Beth shrugged 'I'm still here'
'Yeah well, I sat in Aisling's bloody seat for twenty minutes' she growled 'Even Emma is hanging with her friends'
'So, what now' Beth asked
'I'm the brawn here Walsh'
'Weasley'
'No way, too many bloody Weasley's already, Walsh you were and Walsh you will stay'
'So you're the brawn that means we what, wait so you can beat them all up'
'No, you plan and I do the heavy lifting' Sarah shrugged before she hopped onto a window sill
Beth leaned against the wall beside her 'well embarrassment is a given'
'Aren't you banned from doing anything to Aisling'
'And I care what about that' Beth grinned 'do we involve Emma'
'Nah, leave her out, can't have her and Draco falling out can we'
'Suppose, oh heads up'
They looked down the hall to see Aisling, Hermione and Ginny laden down with bags giggling as they made their was towards them
'Why' Sarah spat 'are you wearing fancy dresses and hats'
'We crashed a polo match' Ginny squealed 'and Hermione pinched Prince Harry's arse'
'We were soundly escorted out before I could get near William' Aisling sniggered
'But not before' Hermione held two bottles of champagne aloft
'We bought baby stuff' Ginny giggled
'Yeah, all blue and red, cause ya know so obviously a boy' Aisling told her
'I bought a Chelsea teddy for him' Hermione grinned thrusting it at Beth who dropped it like it was diseased
'We want to throw a baby shower' Ginny said bouncing slightly
'Oh fuck me' Beth let out
'Okay' was hissed in her ear making her yelp and turn to smack Ron, who leaned in for a kiss
'Blah, ick, eww, gerroff me Weasley'
'But Beth I'm horny'
'You smell like a brewery, you ain't coming anywhere near me in the foreseeable future'
'Aww, Bethie, Puhlease, five minutes at the most, I promise'
'How could I resist that' she asked Sarah only to yelp as Ron began dragging her off 'sarcasm carrot top, bloody hell' she dug her heels in and pulled free 'you're going to be celibate for a long time Weasley, deal with it'
'Please, I swear I won't take long, you won't even know we've done it'
'Yes Ron, I'm well aware of that fact, thank you very bloody much' She sighed 'go sort yourself out'
'You're a useless wife you know that'
Sarah grabbed Beth before she could start her way to becoming a widow
'Ronald' Hermione called 'We have decided that we are retiring to Le Pub, will you join us'
'Might as well, ain't getting any bloody action off queen steel knickers here'
Beth's jaw dropped at that
'Sarah' Aisling asked
'I'd rather have rampant sex with the squid' Sarah growled before grabbing Beth's arm and stalking off
'What's with those two' Draco asked
'Don't know, don't care, in fact I rarely care now they have men to irritate with their issues' Aisling grinned 'now let's dump these bags and PARTY'

'Useless' Beth growled 'Frigid even'
Sarah rubbed her hands with glee, Beth was on the warpath, this one would be good
'I'm going out'
'Huh, what about me'
'Our plan will begin tomorrow, but this one, oh this one is all me' she yelled before grabbing her 'sneaky outta school' robes and pulling them on 'Bloody Weasley, stupid, little git, I'll make him pay alright just you bloody well wait'
Sarah nodded 'fine, you attack your husband first then they all pay'
'You can count on it' Beth all but growled as she threw open the door of her quarters

Voldemort and his death eaters jumped a mile when the door crashed open and an obviously irate cloaked figure stalked in, they relaxed slightly when Beth pulled down her hood
'Ah Bethany, too what do we owe this pleasure'
She grunted 'Weasley, fucking Weasley'
'And what would you have me do about your little problem, kill him'
'No that's far to short term for my liking' she replied angrily before she shoved up her left sleeve 'I had a much better idea' she held her arm out to Voldemort who for the first time in any of his followers memory looked like he was ready to bounce around and do a back flip, maybe even cheer
'Mrs. Weasley' Wormtail squeaked
'Don't make me buy a cat Peter' she snarled
'She has made her choice' Lucius smirked 'who are we to stop one of Potter's inner circle from joining us, least of all Ms Walsh'
She smiled evilly 'exactly'
Voldemort smirked deciding to forgo the usual initiation process, mainly because she got distracted far to easily and would probably go into another one of her tangents before leaving mark-less in favour of simply pressing his wand to her arm, she grinned down at the dark mark and nodded
'Now obviously you will have to hide it in your friends company' Voldemort told her 'and as for your training, Lucius will organise that'
'Perfect' she grinned
'Now join us, we are celebrating a successful attack'
'No alcohol of course' she replied
'Of course'

Beth woke and groaned her arm felt funny, she thought hard and then shot up in bed 'Ah hell'
'What' Ron growled as he appeared in the doorway 'that couch is bloody uncomfortable you know'
'Don't care Weasley, not like I'll be sleeping on it anytime soon, you were drunk and horny'
'Actually by the time I arrived home I was ill and sober' he whined stalking past to the bathroom
'Whatever' she snapped shoving her sleeve down and holding it down in her fist, the door closed and she grimaced 'hey, I need the bathroom'
'Whatever' he retorted
'Ron, come on, your child is sitting on my bladder'
'Don't care, not my problem, there is a public bathroom around the corner'
'RON'
The shower started and she cursed before grabbing her dressing gown and heading to the public bathroom, but not before nabbing her husbands prized I-pod, as she made her way to the bathroom she happily deleted all of his tracks that she didn't like, after all since it was now HER I-pod she didn't need them. Once she had relieved herself and terrified a few first years she made her way to Dumbledore's office and like usual barged in
'Mrs. Weasley'
'Yeah about that, I've decided it's gonna be Walsh Weasley from now on, but anyway'
'What do you need'
'Just wondering, is there a test to see if I'm pregnant with the devil'
'No' he replied shortly
'Ah bugger, is there a way of telling if the baby has possessed me'
'No'
'Well then, I guess I did a really stupid thing'
'For a change' he muttered earning a death look 'what exactly did you do Mrs. Walsh Weasley'
She shoved up and sleeve and to his credit the Headmaster didn't faint, instead he got angry
'You stupid, stupid girl, what possessed you, the wife of a Weasley, a friend of Harry Potter, the very girl who STOPPED Mr. Malfoy from becoming a death eater, A muggleborn to become a death eater'
'Ron annoyed me' she replied
'You've been married a month'
'And wizarding hormones are fucked up' she bitched 'if I'm not crying and wanting a teddy then I want to rip Ron's head from his shoulders and dance around cackling, maybe hanging around the damned palace turned my and Aisling more dark side then I thought alright, so bloody sue me'
'And how do you plan on getting out of this'
'I thought maybe you could do that'
'No, you dug your hole you dig your way out'
She scowled 'fine'

The gang was at breakfast nursing Hangover's when Beth arrived down, grumbling to herself
'Ugh, Beth you are so lucky' Aisling grumbled
'Yeah, yeah, whatever sitting alone ruining my dvd pleasures because I've seen every one of them ten times, I actually miss getting twisted you know, probably the last time I really let loose was back in Imperial city'
'He he' Aisling grinned 'Wish Vader was here'
'O'CONNELL' Vader roared as he appeared
'You are definitely the spawn of satan' Beth muttered at her stomach
Vader looked around 'someone here has joined the dark side'
'Yeah right' Harry snorted 'Aisling confess'
She walloped him for that
'No' Vader replied before looking at Beth and then at her left arm 'my my Ms. Walsh, and here I thought your main concern was sex, not world domination'
'It's Walsh Weasley and I haven't joined no bloody dark side Anakin, so naff the fuck off'
Vader force gripped her arm and she went purple 'leggo'
Everyone else eyed her suspiciously and he did as asked
'Beth' Ron asked
'He gripped my arm, you'd be in pain if he gripped your sodding arm Weasley'
'Denying your allegiances Bethany' Aisling swore that if dark lords bounced then Vader would be doing it, and clapping his hands, possibly even giggling
'My only allegiance is with my damned self' she grimaced 'er and these lot of course'
'Of course'
They could almost see a smirk
'And what could have driven you from your group of lightsiders' Vader asked
'I'm pregnant the only side I'm on is the one with hot bathes, soft beds, Playstation and C.G.I characters'
'Do not lie to me Bethany, I can sense that and the mark on your arm'
He pulled back slightly to investigate the stick of wood pointed at his visor
'You use the force through this' he sniggered
'Oh bugger off' she spat
'Aisling has told me, you must mean it to cast any dangerous curse Bethany' He replied 'not that you could harm me of course, but you do not hate me'
'No but I have a lovely focus point to draw that from'
Vader stared at her
'Now that's not very nice'
'Get out of my damned head'
She growled as Ron grabbed her arm and forced her sleeve up before he pulled away in horror 'Beth'
'Well you would piss me off' she replied shortly, decision made 'now if you'll excuse me, I have a raid to go on'
Vader held her in place with the force and her eyes narrowed wand out
'You spell will not work on me' he crowed
He vanished and Beth sheathed her wand before patting her stomach 'good kid, you finally get it, don't you' she waved mockingly at the others 'see ya round'
They stared after her in a muted shock before Aisling shrugged 'Well one of us was bound to go bad eventually, always thought it would me be, ah well'
Draco gathered his stuff and stood 'Well, I'll see you around'
'What' Hermione gaped
'Beth's gone' he shrugged 'it's been fun and all, but well I was only friends with all of you because of her, Potty, Weasel, Weaselette, mudbloods it's been interesting'
He sauntered off and the others shared looks, save Ron who had been holding his head since he had seen the dark mark.
'So Beth's evil' Hermione asked
'And Draco's gone back to the Slytherins' Aisling added
'And one of us going to have to kill my wife' Ron croaked

Severus Snape had seen many, many things in his time as a death eater, but Bethany Marie Walsh Weasley bitching about the lack of movement allowed by the robes was definitely the oddest, she was throwing her legs out ahead of her trying to stretch it out while sticking her chest out and wiggling
'What are you doing here' he snarled grabbing her arm and pulling her aside
'I'm not allowed to go on the raid but Lord Voldemort said I could try on my robes for when I am allowed, after I've had the baby of course, but they so need adjustments, not at all comfortable, I mean how do you actually commit mass murder in these binding clothes and the masks, Gah so not flattering'
'Have you lost what tiny portion of your mind you have left'
'Blow me bat features'
'And what would your husband say' he questioned
'Well he kinda went catatonic so I don't really know'
'They know'
'Yep, I'm moving in here' she pushed him off 'now if you'll excuse me, I have to go'
'Oh no you don't' he grabbed her once more before apparating to the Hogwarts gate and with Hagrid's help dragging her quite forcefully to his offices in the dungeon
'That will be enough thank you Hagrid'
The half giant left and he shook his head at her before going to his store 'that child, has caused more damage inside you then any other I have ever heard of, it terrifies me what it will be capable of in it's teens which is why you are not leaving this room until Voldemort had been defeated'
'You can't stop me from leaving'
'Oh but I can Mrs. Weasley' Snape snarled 'easily in fact'
'And why would you, you hate me'
'That child and you no doubt are the heirs Voldemort spoke of in a meeting earlier today, therefore he plans on training your spawn to be his successor'
'So'
'You asked for help from the headmaster Mrs. Weasley' he reminded her 'one of his puppet's has finally turned against him and he didn't help'
'Puppet' she snarled
'You really think he didn't know you visited Voldemort more often then you announced, I know very well of the passage in your chambers'
'Well I joined him, so it's my choice'
'How wrong you are, it was his doing'
'Excuse me'
'Voldemort has been using his powers to control the still growing mind of your foetus, in the hopes that you would turn against Potter, you are obviously the easiest target'
'And why is that'
'Your dislike of him'
'He was my friend'
'You hated each other'
She huffed and glared 'so what exactly are you planning on doing, oh wise and wonderful vampire wannabe git'
'A suppressant'
'For what'
'To dull the mind link he has created'
'That's nifty' she bit out sarcastically 'but I'm not taking any potion that could hurt my kid'
'It won't, you think this is the first time he has done this, foolish child, your knowledge comes from fiction, not fact. This potion will save you and your child, possibly from death at your husbands hands'
That shut her up and she took the potion, feeling the hatred of Ron slowly seep from her veins
'So now what' she snarked 'link broken but arm still well and truly marked, marriage well and truly over'
'I have been examining the contraband I confiscated from you last week'
'So what, if you don't want info on it, give it back'
'Oh no Mrs. Weasley, because where your being sent, you won't need it'
'Excuse ME!!!!!!!!' she snapped 'What are you blathering on about'
'Time' he smirked 'for another one of your amazing adventures'
She blinked and he simply eyed her
'Where' she finally asked defeated
'Oh you'll see, of course it's not permanent, just until your are in your last month'
She threw her hands up 'okay dark avenger, how do I get there'
'Your progeny will handle that, now I suggest you settle down until the house elf arrives with your things'

Snape smiled to himself once Bethany was gone and strode form his office up to the great hall
'Ah Severus' Dumbledore smiled as he met him at the door
'Albus, I have a message for Mr. Weasley, perhaps you should hear it also'
The Headmaster nodded and followed his potions master to where a sullen group sat, Severus frowned and gestured for Draco to approach
'Yes Professor' he asked
'I have an announcement about Bethany's welfare'
'Is she dead' Ron asked 'or in prison'
'Neither in fact for her she's probably torn between deciding if she's in heaven or hell'
'Huh' Aisling asked
'I have sent her, or to be specific your child, Mr. Weasley has brought her to another world, one where she will be quite safe from Voldemort's manipulations'
'Where' Sarah asked
'That is something only I can know, just trust that she will be your old Bethany once she arrives back'

Beth looked down the hallway at the two approaching figures
'Well bugger me' she let out before fainting