Rule 182
Stop trying to sneak up on people to scare them.
"Ellie, I can hear you humming the Jaws theme." (Dean)
Rule 183
Stop trying to get the 'gang' to be more like 'Scooby Doo.'
"Alright, gang-"
"Ellie, we are not a gang."
"Yeah, we're the Mystery Inc Gang."
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE IMPALA?"
"It's better like this!"
(You guessed it, I painted Dean's impala to match the Mystery Machine Van, words and all.)
(Dean started hyperventilating.)
"If it weren't for you meddling kids." (Dean to me after I ate the rest of his pie.)
(Because I'm Shaggy and Sam is Velma, I shouldn't help with the research.)
"Sam, what are these strange markings?"
"Words."
"Ah!"
"There's the vampire!"
"Ruh-roh!"
"The demon got away."
"Ah, jinkies." (Surprisingly, this was Sam.)
"It killed him!"
"Well, fuck." (Dean)
"I mean, uh, zoinks?"
Rule 184
Humans are friends, not enemies.
"Repeat after me, we kill ghosts, not humans."
"… We kill ghosts, not humans." (Dean)
"Yes!"
"Except for the demons host body, we kill them."
"No!"
Rule 185
Stop playing the triangle to the song 'Can Can'
(It's so fun)
(Seriously once you get to that eleven-second mark you just go crazy.)
(It's just a ting, ting, ting everywhere.)
(Drives Sam nuts)
Rule 186
Shrek is banned
(Enough is enough)
Rule 187
Don't use Cas's wings to mop up spilled drinks.
"Dean, did you use Cas wings to mop up the beer you spilled?" (Sam)
"Three people saw you."
"Cas smells like you guys now, alcoholism and daddy issues." (Me)
Rule 188
Inflatables are banned.
(Dean kept getting inflatable Batmans)
(He'd put one right outside his bedroom door.)
(He got mad at me for letting air out of the crotch area, making It all saggy and deflated, and like he was lacking certain parts.)
(Looked weird as hell)
(Sam tossed out all inflatable pools after we came back to Cas and Dean sitting naked in this tiny ass, toddler sized inflatable pool.)
Rule 189
Mannequins are banned.
(They creep Dean out)
(And Sam kept getting mad at me for putting them in positions so it looked they were doing the do.)
(The last straw was the 69 one.)
Rule 190
Stop saying 'store bought is fine'
*During a demon summoning* "If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine." (Dean)
"If you can't get the newborn directly from a virgin, store bought is fine." (God)
"If you can't get an angel of the lord directly from heaven, store bought is fine." (Dean)
"If you can't get blood directly from a demon, store bought is fine." (Sam)
Rule 191
Don't fall asleep in a graveyard.
(Dean you massive fucking douchebag.)
('Wake me up', I say, 'don't leave me', I say.)
(Arsehole)
Rule 192
Stop attempting parkour.
(You can't do it, none of us can do it.)
(We all wear jeans we can barely bend down)
(Dean cracked a rib trying to make a jump between two buildings)
(He made it, but the crack when his ribs collided with the wall, damn)
(And then he continued to fall.)
Rule 193
Don't taunt your attackers.
"What are you going to do, stab me?" (Dean)
*Later, in the hospital* "Yes, it is a record for amount of stabbings on one body."
Rule 194
Stop being awkward.
"That'll be ten dollars."
*Hands ten dollar bill* "Yeah, keep the change." (Me)
"I'm extremely good at math, I can count very high, and I can do a little bit of long division. I think." (Dean)
"Sir, I just need your credit card details."
"I'm great at sex." (Sam)
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to not speak to the old people in the nursing home like that."
"Wow, Sam. You've had enough of killing all the people you dated, but now you gotta go for ones who are already dying?" (Dean)
Rule 195
Stop with commentating during fights.
"That is going to leave a mark, it's a pity the Winchesters only have their fists, while the demons have, well, pretty much all the advantages."
"My name is Dean Wintoya! You stabbed my brother, prepare to die!"
"What a cheating, insolent little scum." (Me)
"Yeah, that right, I'm talking about you, Dean." (Me)
"Hey!"
*As Dean is jumping from a roof to land on a demon* "COLBY!"
"Ladies and Gentleman, lets getting ready to ruuuuummmble!"
"ELLIE!"
Rule 196
Stop acting like a rich, famous douchebag.
"Don't touch me, I'm famous." (Sam)
"I think you mean famoose." (Dean)
"If you excuse me, I'll be taking my pony, with bedazzled reins, to my large mansion of the lakeside because I have that."
"Ellie, that's a dog."
Rule 197
Stop saying 'come at me'.
*As Deans predicted, the next person I said 'come at me' to, decked me straight in the face. No hesitation.*
Rule 198
Flip phones are banned.
(Seriously, what is this, 2009?)
(One time I was so shocked that Dean was actually speaking through one I grabbed it, snapped it in half, then threw it out the window.)
(And don't get me started on Nokias)
(The ringtone has Sam's eyes twitching)
(But we can't destroy that one, it's too strong.)
(Dean even tried to run it over with his Impala)
(It didn't work)
Rule 199
Bathbombs are banned.
(After Dean put 300 of them in the bath at the same time with him in it, Sam officially outlawed them all.)
Rule 200
Stop saying 'all' as an answer.
"How many chicken nuggets would you like?"
"All?"
"Paper or plastic?"
"All!"
"How much cheese would you like on you spaghetti?"
"ALL!"
Rule 201
Same goes for 'Just fuck me up.'
"Would you like fries with that?" (Dean)
"Just fuck me up."
"Here are your prescription drugs." (Me)
"Just fuck me up."
"What kind of haircut are you looking for?"
"Just fuck me up." (Sam)
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