Deadpool & Naruto's Outrageous Adventure in the DC Universe

Chapter 1: The Age of Ult- Deadpool!

"I've got no strings to hold me down," two people swung, upside down. Their feet were bound, and each swing caused the ceiling to creak. "To make me fret, or to make me frown."

"Pinocchio?" asked the other man.

"Actually Ultron, but sure, why not." Their hands were also bound around their backs, but he did his best to shrug. "Alright, how about this one. 'You know the closer you get to something'," he sang as he swung. "The tougher it is to see it. And I'll never take it for granted."

"No idea," the man said. "Sounds familiar though."

"You two took out some of my best," Talia al Ghul said, walking closer to the two men, who ignored her. She wiped some of the blood from her face, and continued to stare daggers at the men. "...in only a minute. Like I asked before, what was that portal?"

It was quiet. The only sounds were of the men swinging. They looked to each other, then did their best to shrug. Their weapons were in a pile behind her, and it was intriguing. They didn't even use any of them.

"Ah, Deadpool here!" The man, Deadpool said, looking past Talia. He wore a red and black costume. A yellow box appeared next to his head, 'Deadpool: The Merc with a Mouth'. "And this here is Naruto. Fanfiction hero and now, my sidekick." The box appeared near the other man's head. 'The Other Guy.' "You may be asking yourself, 'where the flying fuck are they, and why are they upside down?' Well, strap yourselves in, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! Flashback Time!"

"The suspense is killing me," Talia said. The yellow box appeared near her. 'Angry chick: Possible love interest for Naruto.'

xxxx

Reed Richards was alone. Completely, utterly alone. At least, he was trying to be. It was kinda hard when two people, whom the Avengers dubbed 'Fuck ups', appeared when he least expected. It was like they planted a beacon somewhere on him, and they come running.

"Yep, good old Reed Richards. Member of the Fantastic Four. I'm totally an honorary member. You know, I wonder if him and Sue get freaky with those powers of-"

"What's wrong with him?" Talia asked, her hand an inch a way from her blade.

"Everything. That's an understatement." Naruto mumbled.

Reed was getting ready to unveil a new device. One that would allow the transportation of matter to another dimension.

"Ooh, it's an Xbox One! Totally has to be!" Deadpool sat in a desk, hand high in the air. Naruto stood nearby, leaning on the wall. "...or maybe a PS4?"

Reed sighed. "No, as I said, forty times already, this is a complex piece of equipment."

"So is my PS4." Reed sighed again. He was forced to cater to their every whim. Nobody could tolerate them. Not the X-Men, not the Avengers, not even Doctor Doom. Why him?

Why?

"A device that could rip the fabric of space and time. But, no matter what… I can't seem to get my equations just right." Reed explained. He had no idea why he was explaining all that to them. But what harm could it do?

"Divide by zero," Deadpool said, with a satisfied nod. Only Naruto saw the man fingering his handgun.

Reed watched the two. They were like students, ones he would give a million 'F's' to if he could. The things they did to annoy everyone. He finally replied, while pointing at his equations, "That's not really logical, you see-"

Wade only smirked as he pulled out a single bullet. It was enough to cause Reed to pause. When the mercenary pulled out a single bullet, it meant trouble. Normally it meant that a single enemy was nearby, or five enemies, and Wade wanted to prove he could kill all of them with one shot.

Surprisingly, he saw the man do it. But then he saw what was written on the bullet. 1/0. He frowned. Wade popped the bullet into the chamber on his handgun. Reed saw Naruto look to Wade, then shake his head 'no'.

Lightning flashed on the edge of his vision. Reed took notice that his machine was actually on. At the moment, it was just a fancy light show. Then his mind clicked as he looked at Wade.

"Nah, professor Stretch, you just need escape velocity."

"Wade, wait!"

But not even his stretch abilities was enough to stop him. Wade fired the single shot at the lightning. He expected the Baxter Building to be ground zero of a massive explosion. But instead, the bullet froze in midair. Lightning arched around it. Then, the floodgates seemed to open. First, the bullet stretched, then vanished. Lightning got even thicker, and slithered around the wall as if it was alive. In the center of the mess was what looked like a black hole. He quickly wrapped his arm around his desk, which was bolted to the floor.

Naruto raised a brow. Wade still had his gun raised, and there was a bullet trail leading from the portal. The ripples caused by the bullet trail was moving, and the vortex appeared to follow it. And before anyone knew what happened-

"Reed created a Stargate! Neat! Bring on the Na'vi!"

"Wrong movie, Wade."

"A pet Xenomorph then? I can house train it!"

Before Wade and Naruto were completely sucked into the vortex, Wade met Reed's eye. And Reed could tell the man was smiling. And beneath that darn mask of his, he knew Wade was mouthing the words, 'Told ya so.'

"That cake shall be mine!" Once the duo completely vanished, Reed stood there. The vortex vanished. He was pleasantly surprised all of his notes and scribbles didn't get sucked in. Neither was the chair that Wade sat in. The vortex followed the bullet trail, which lead to Wade. Naruto did reach out towards Wade, which explains him.

He didn't know if he should be relieved or worried.

"Even with them gone, they are still going to cause my early demise," he whispered to himself.

xxxx

"The cake... was a lie..." Wade whispered, dropping to his knees. "Damn you!"

Naruto ignored the weeping man, and stared at the new surroundings. Unlike Deadpool, he actually tried to pay attention to Reed. But, he was very hyperactive, destructive and immensely dense.

They were on top of a large building, in a sea of large buildings. Reminded him of the view from Avengers Tower. He sucked in the cool, crisp night air. At least the air was breathable, and from the sound of cars and people shouting, it was likely an alternate Earth.

Naruto was curious as a fox, and loved to explore new things. Food, meeting new friends, new Dimensions. Believe it or not, this wasn't the first time something like that had happened. He was ripped from his own world, and dropped into a new one. There he met Wade. And the two hit it off, but Wade had unique abilities. Including stumbling upon new worlds.

Maybe Reed wanted to simulate that. But in reality, there were so many worlds out there, the chances of him finding his own is less that 2%. The last time he got stranded in another dimension, it was filled with Zombies. It kinda felt strange getting hit on by a Zombie Black Cat. Sad, strangely funny, and oddly erotic. That was pretty much his thoughts, summed up by Wade.

And now, here they were. But this was different. It was a machine that brought them here, not one of Wade's abilities. Which meant getting back to his new home was next to impossible.

"Looks like New York," he leaned over the side of the building. It wasn't vastly tall. He could still make out human shapes. No Zombies, he felt himself sigh in relief.

"Ooh, wonder if Tony is a chick in this one," Wade appeared next to him. Naruto could tell the man was winking. "Maybe this is Spider-Gwen's world! Please, let her be here!"

Sirens wailed in the distance. "Somehow, I doubt that." He had to admit, would be pretty nice if he ran into that female version of Deadpool. "Beats the one I'm with."

"Um, you know I can see your thought bubbles, right?" Wade pointed to something above Naruto's head.

"I don't think we can rely on The Fantastic Four to get us out of this one," Naruto shook his head. "This one falls on you."

"I was trying to teach Stretch. A role reversal. Besides, not all the blame falls on me. Remember this?" A thought bubble appeared over Wade's head.

"We shouldn't be doing this," Mystique mumbled. Her breasts, which were larger than he remembered, bounced in a hypnotic manner. Her nude blue form glistened with sweat. "We are on two different sides."

"I don't remember that happening," Naruto said. "Well, exactly like that. And we weren't on different sides. Wait, what does this have to do with our current situation?" He waved his hands to disperse the bubble. "Anyway, it's a new world. What's the worst that could happen?"

As the sirens got louder, a light suddenly shot into the sky. It resembled a bat.

Naruto stiffened. Blood dripped from his neck. A cold blade gently rested against it. He knew it was coming, but was curious to know what the new presence intended. And besides, they were surrounded.

That wasn't entirely true. The newcomers were good. Very good. He didn't notice them until the light shot up into the sky, which set his senses off. And... where was Wade?

"Don't move, and don't breathe." the voice was female. Her warm breathe tickled his ear and her grip on the blade tightened.

"Wade?" he asked, fully knowing his friend probably had no idea they were surrounded. He got his answer when he was forced to turn around. And indeed, they were surrounded. At least ten ninjas, counting the one holding him at sword point. They were slowly approaching Deadpool. Naruto shook his head, or tried to, blood continued to drip.

"Twenty bucks I nail the bald guy in the tacky jacket," Deadpool said, urinating off the building. And from the sound of a yell, it looked like Deadpool won the bet. "What kind of person wears orange? Trying to look like Bruce Lee? Hey, Naruto. If this is a new dimension..." the man below kept screaming as Wade shook his hips. "Is money the same? What if Bruce Willis starred in Inception? Ooh, what if Kurt Russell played Han Solo? We are so hitting the video store!"

Naruto grunted. The sword didn't hurt, but it was annoying. The ninjas stopped, and were strangely waiting for his friend to finish. If he were in their position, he would just push the idiot off the building. It would be a clean kill.

"Wait! Will they have My Little.." he quickly turned around, his urine stream still going strong. The closest ninja was forced to jump back to avoid being hit. "...Pony?"

"I didn't need to see that," Naruto said, trying to avoid looking at Wade. Where was a censor bar when you need one?

"What was that thing?" the woman asked, completely ignoring his friend. He managed to get a better look at her. She was dressed like the others, only her face was visible. Her brown hair was pulled back.

"Oh?" Deadpool was quick to zip up his pants with an embarrassed laugh.

"Disgusting," the woman mumbled.

"Sorry about that. Um," Deadpool coughed, and looked at the surrounding ninjas. "Ladies. Damn, they don't understand me. Allow me to speaky your language. Beep. Boopy-de-beep. Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop."

Naruto raised a brow. Wade did the exact same thing when he first met him. Only instead of the Hanson song, he sang Katy Perry's Firework and Lady Gaga's Poker Face. Then his eyes caught the subtle movement of his friend. The movement that usually meant something was about to happen. Or in Wade's words, "Shit's about to get real."

And then what he expected to happen, happened.

Talia's eyes widened as Naruto smirked. Deadpool vanished with a bamf. A yellow puddle was left where he once stood. "Where is he?"

The sound of ripped flesh caused each ninja to go on alert. The body of the female ninja hit the roof with a thud. But instead of Deadpool, there was a puff of gray smoke, then another sound of flesh ripping followed.

"A spicy Chimichanga's what I like," Deadpool sang, sinking his blade into a ninja. Blood splashed everywhere when he ripped it out, and sliced it into another. "With refried beans and salsa on the side." He weaved around several swords, and stabbed forward with a pose. "I'm kicking tons of ass and taking names." He ducked. "Let's hope my movie version does the same." Then he stabbed again. "We all know that stabbing is so fun." He reached for his gun, but paused. "But shooting really gets the damn job done."

He felt the woman behind him tense as the number of her ninjas dwindled. But that was all, she just tensed. Normally a person would freak out when Wade had his blade out, and blood and body parts were flying.

"What the hell are you singing?" Naruto asked, not really caring that the woman behind him told him to shut up.

Deadpool extended his arm, and the blood flew off the sword. "Just something Fan of Fanfics and I came up with." He tilted his head. "What? I got a life outside of you."

The blade slid across Naruto's neck, but what she didn't see was the cut healing rapidly. While her attention was on his friend, he made a subtle movement with his hands.

"Put the katana down, or your friend will be missing his head." Talia demanded. Her tone was cold.

"In his defense, he doesn't really use it." Wade said, laughing. He stabbed his sword into the roof. A squelch and a pained scream was heard as he leaned on it. His other sword safely strapped to his back.

Annoyed by his friend, Naruto settled for ignoring him and focus on the present. With a slight smirk, he lurched forward. Blood sprayed from the wound on his throat. Seeing that the woman was stunned, he grabbed the hand that held the blade. In his other hand was a kunai he stole from the woman.

The kunai left his hand. Wade didn't take his eyes off Talia as the kunai impaled the head of a ninja sneaking up on him.

Naruto twisted around to face the woman. He bent her hand and forced the sword to rest against her neck. His wound already healed.

"Checkmate! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!" Deadpool raised his sword, and slammed it down. The screaming kept getting more quiet with each stab. "You can stay with your girlfriend, I'm gonna check for some chimichangas, some strippers, pizza, a bathroom and some fanfiction. And not in that order."

Talia stared at Naruto. Her face was a stunned mixture of curiosity and awe. Then she looked into his eyes. Naruto stared back. He could see the awe. The same look people usually gave him when he healed in front of them. He was always classified alongside Logan and Wade.

"Shit's heating up! Should we close our eyes?" The yellow box appeared above Wade's head.

"Where the fuck have you been?" Deadpool said, pointing at the box.

"Where do you think?" The box replied.

"Better be finding me some fucking chimichangas..."

"You know I'm in your head, right?"

"Good, there's definitely some chimichangas in there."

Naruto smirked, "You get used to that. He's like a big kid, always sprouting nonsense."

The box appeared near Naruto. "Says the one who always wore orange, and pulling pranks on all the Avengers since we first met you."

"Heh, the look on Xavier when you painted his wheelchair..."

The distraction was all Talia needed. Naruto caught it at the last moment. A small object fell towards the ground. Naruto knew what it was. He was a ninja after all. Before the gas blanketed the entire area, he made out more ninjas appearing. He smirked again. Had to give them props for creativity and technique. The gas had no effect on him and Wade, but he was curious about the new world. So, he gave Wade a gentle nod, and they went with the flow.

The yellow box appeared, "To be continued..."

xxxx

"Bang, boom, ki-yaw!" Deadpool tried to do some poses, but he only swung side to side, hitting Naruto in the process. He once more looked past Talia. "Don't worry. Last flashback until chapter 10 or so, when a familiar character may or may not appear." He paused. "Spoiler alert, Naruto's love interest!"

"Unreal," Talia said. It was hard to tell what she meant by that. Could she mean his healing factor?

"No, he really is dense." Deadpool said. "Some may even call him a knucklehead." He turned to Naruto. "Hey, knucklehead, you're a ninja, why aren't you more like them? You know? Sneak, stab, stab, grope."

"Ninja?" Talia whispered, eyes examining Naruto. Without another word, she walked away. Leaving the two heroes slash morons swinging.

"What did that say? I'm not a hero. It's Anti-Hero. Get it right!"

Naruto took the time to glance around the area. It resembled some ancient torture chamber, if the dry blood on the stone floor is anything to go by. Then there are the weapons that line the wall. They range from small kunai to a machine gun. Luckily Wade didn't spot that yet.

But the real question was, should they escape? He didn't think that was a good idea. He was curious about those so called ninjas. He decided to see how the whole thing played out. If something went wrong, they could easily fight their way out.

"Like the time you two fought Baron von Strucker and a hundred Hydra goons?" The yellow box piped up.

"...good times. Good times." Deadpool said softly. "I wonder if Doctor Strange could help us out of here. He sure as hell has the power to."

Two hours later, and Naruto found himself beyond bored. He was on the verge of saying, 'Screw it!' and break out.

"Dammit, sorcerer! I know you can hear me! Is this because I didn't add you to my fanfiction story?"

"I bet he planned this whole thing," the yellow box popped up.

Naruto, meanwhile, stretched out his senses. Meaning using his chakra, combined with his hearing and sense of smell, to pinpoint the location of their captors. His tracking when he was younger was, well, kind of pathetic. But during training with his mentor, Jiraiya the Toad Sage, he found his senses may even be on par with the Inuzuka's.

Then he located the person who was locked into his sense of smell. She wasn't that far from his present location.

"Hey! From this location, I can totally see everything! Karasu87, you finally updated your avatar! That was getting old. Not like I didn't enjoy seeing Naruto and the Weapon Mistress getting it on. Bow chicka wow wow. Ooh, my female counterpart. Nice choice!"

Me and Tenten? Never gave that much thought. Naruto thought.

xxxx

"We cannot find any record of them," Talia said, watching her father's reaction. "They could be just mercenaries passing through. But I saw how they arrived. It was like a miniature black hole."

"Looks can be deceiving. You should know that." The man said. He was cloaked in the shadows. But he did pause what he was doing. "Are you sure of his healing?" At her nod, he continued. "Then they could be excellent assets. They could've killed you at any time."

"I had it all under control," Talia replied.

"I wonder who was in control," was his answer to that. "With Batman appearing more often, it may be time for us to come out of the shadows. They will be beneficial to that." Slowly, he took a step out of the shadows. Revealing a slightly aging man with salt & pepper hair, and a pointed beard. "Bring them."

xxxx

"Two... is the loneliest number, that you'll ever do," Deadpool sung. "That you'll ever do? What does that mean anyway?"

"I think it means a threesome," the yellow box appeared, blocking Naruto's face.

Before Naruto could even think of answering, both he and Wade struck the floor. Naruto figured he had a broken nose, but that would be healed in a few seconds. Wade on the other hand looked as if his shoulder came unhinged. Their arms were still bound, and couldn't brace.

Naruto didn't even notice anyone come into the room.

"Follow me," Talia said, stepping over Naruto.

It didn't take long for the duo to do as she asked. And from the way the ninjas along the way bowed to the woman, they figured she was some type of royalty.

"Hey, princess, you can at least untie us!" Deadpool wailed.

The yellow box appeared over his head, "How did our legs get untied?"

"She's a ninja. She's mysterious like that."

The room they followed her into was dark. Not overly dark. A few candles kept the area lit, and there were no windows, computers or a bed in it. It had a medieval, King Arthur vibe. He wouldn't be surprised if they were in a castle.

"Must be an S&M chamber!" Deadpool observed every inch of the room. Well, mainly observing the bottom half of the woman that was leading them. Her black outfit, her cold demeanor, her- "Her ass is hypnotic."

The box popped up, "Bouncy!"

This time, a white box joined the yellow one. "Do I even want to know?"

"Where the fuck have you been?" Both Wade and his Yellow thought box said.

"I was trapped in the void between voids. I would say the things I saw were beyond terrible, but then I appeared here. I miss the demons of the void." The white box seemed to deflate. "What did I miss?"

"To catch you up. We fucked up Reed's machine, totally Naruto's fault, got sucked through a Stargate, got attacked by ninjas, met a leather clad ninja babe who is primed for Naruto's harem..."

Naruto gently placed his head in his hand with a sigh.

"What is wrong with him?" Talia asked, for what felt like the hundredth time.

"...that would take twenty years to answer." Naruto replied, peeking out through his fingers.

The white box popped up near Naruto. "The start of romance is a beautiful thing. The spark in both of their eyes, the heat coming off their bodies..."

"Aw, why does he get all the girls?" Deadpool whined, not seeing the twitch Talia now sported on her eyebrow.

"Unless this place has a psycho clown-girl, you have no potential love interests." The yellow box replied, with a small winking emoticon.

"...Naruto would probably steal her away. He is the star after all." The white box pipped up.

"You guys are sure hitting the foreshadowing pretty hard today." Then he continued to whine. "But... my name is first in the title..." Deadpool mumbled. "Please let me get a girl in my Star Wars spin-off. If you can pair Naruto with a female sith, give me Twi'lek slave girl or something! Even Fan of Fanfics would probably get me a girl!"

The white box popped up with his reply to that, "After that lemon in Uzumaki X, doubtful."

"Silence!" Talia said, stopping abruptly.

"So, these are the ones." a man's voice echoed around the room.

"Heh, we are totally the droids you are looking for." Deadpool said, scratching his head. The binds that held his hands lay torn on the floor.

"Interesting," the man said. Naruto tried to locate the voice, but it seemed to come from all around them. Then he felt a pair of hands grip his throat. "Not a scratch. You're not human."

Naruto brushed the man away, revealing he had took off his binds just like Wade. The man only chuckled, while Talia looked ready to fight.

"Allow me to introduce myself," the man turned around, and as soon as he began walking away, the lights flickered on. More of the room was revealed. Swords and other weapons line the wall. "Ra's al Ghul."

The yellow box appeared next to Ra's. "Quick! Cover your fucking necks!"

"Ra's al Ghul? You were right, he even has a vampire name. Blade would love you! You also look like Doctor Strange..." Deadpool appeared before Ra's, checking the man for vampire teeth. Talia flinched, but looked surprised when Ra's chuckled instead.

"Not too far from the truth. And I've see you already met my daughter. Talia." Ra's whispered then greeted. He looked past Wade.

"Let me guess, some type of cult?" Naruto asked.

"Watch your tongue!" Talia said, only to have Ra's give her a look.

"The Society of Shadows. The League of Assassins." Ra's answered his question.

Deadpool grabbed Ra's cape. "Woah, that is some nice material. So soft..."

Naruto ignored his friend. "And what is it you guys do? The last organization I fought against, well, their goal was complete domination. Better make that the goal of every organization I fought against."

"Hydra. I worked with them a few times. Their logo was to die for!" Deadpool finally joined Naruto's side. "They sure knew how to cause an explosion."

"Hydra, huh? Our goal is different. To eliminate any and all humans who would destroy this planet for gain. To come in swiftly and end them."

Deadpool excitedly raised his hand in the air. Naruto briefly wondered where the man got a desk from. "Ooh, ooh, I can kill people! I'm really good at it! Just last week, shot a guy in the eyeball."

"It's true. He was actually aiming at the guy on the right, and somehow hit the guy on the left." Naruto said, shrugging. Deadpool actually planned the scenario, well, in his own way. He tried to copy bullet curving from the Wanted movie. And oddly, he succeeded.

Ra's just smiled.

xxxx

Naruto sighed. Hours after the meeting with 'The Vampire', as Wade has dubbed the man. But Naruto, he felt something off about him. Instead of telling what they were suppose to do, he said, "I'll think of something."

I'll think of something, Naruto rolled that around in his head. He hated killing. Well, he did until he met Wade. Once that happened, it was like history changed and the universe warped.

But that could be just his imagination.

After the meeting, they were lead out. And they were quick to rent a small, cheap apartment. No thanks to the League. But luckily, money was the same. He just hoped the serial numbers on the bills wouldn't come back to haunt them. That would mean they really did need to take some jobs. And Wade?

"Chimichangas! So beautiful..." Deadpool said, his mask up, and his mouth stuffed with the burrito.

"You and Naruto. Chimichangas and ramen. A match made in heaven." The white box said, sarcastically.

"Wait, does this world have a PS4?" The yellow box said.

That made Deadpool nearly drop his burrito. "PSN..." He fell to his knees. "Damn, dirty Reed's Machine!"

Naruto raised a brow, "You had to go and shoot reality, didn't you?"

"He'll be devastated! I promised Ritz-Bitz94 that I would play some Evolve." Before Naruto could blink, Wade was shaking him. "Evolve, man! Evolve!"

Naruto was seeing stars. He had stuff he'll miss as well. But they have to focus on the present. Like the presences nearby. Cloaked in the shadows, watching. It was obvious that Ra's, or maybe Talia, sent a group to monitor them.

"You want to go game shopping, don't you? Fine. I miss playing some dating sims." Naruto said, prying Wade from his clothing.

"Is that the secret to his harem?" The white box pointed out.

"I wonder what kind of consoles they have here. Ooh, Virtual Reality!" The yellow box seemed to sparkle.

Behind his mask, Deadpool lit up at the possibility. But before he ran out through the door, which would send Naruto either flying out of the window or tumbling down the stairs, Wade had a few more words.

"Words? Nah, requests. Like, why the fuck are you letting Fan of Fanfics beat you in a lemon, not complaining about that. But bring on an orgy! Large breasts! Something!" He scratched his head. "Anyway, next time on the Amazing fucking adventures of yours truly, Naruto grows closer to Talia, thanks to me! Some explosion that will rock your fucking mind! Maybe some stab, stab, grope, grope too."

Talia slowly unzipped her leather outfit, her face set in a seductive look. Her breasts gently poked from the confines of their prison. The zipper ran past her hips, and as the bottom half of her is revealed-

"What the hell?" Naruto quickly waved his hands. "Don't put things in my head!"

"Heh, he thinks I put that thought into his head."

AN: This was a pet project I have been working on for ages. And yes, I have been writing an alternate story where Naruto and Wade end up in a Galaxy Far, Far Away. I didn't want to do an origin story. I feel that less is more. So in a way, It's like two or three stories in one.

"I feel you should've added my female counterpart. I am so fucking busy lately, and she is currently being so fucking lazy... AND playing my fucking PS4!"

That's actually not a bad Idea. Been meaning of doing a Naruto/Lady Deadpool story. Deadpool Corps FTW. Anyway, hopefully my writing motivation has come back. Might work on one of my five MLP crosses I have, and maybe work on Tigress. Ooh, I need a good idea for that Naruto/Teen Titans choice that won my last poll. My other pet project is a Darkwing Duck crossover. But since the original draft was lost due to computer failure, am forced to redo everything. That is actually a good thing.

Pairing wise, so far it's Naruto/Talia.

"Oi, what do I get out of this?"

A lesson on friendship?

"...I'd rather be in a lemon. Maybe some chains, a whip, a donkey and Groot. Maybe we can loose the donkey..."

...okay... this story is mainly being played by ear. I do plan, but sometimes, it's fun to just wing it. The full title was Deadpool & Naruto's Completely Outrageous, Extraordinary, Outlandish, Adventure in the DC Universe. I wanted the title to actually form a word, but couldn't think of any. So, was forced to shorten it before I could post.